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Posted: **Sat Mar 03, 2007 2:34 pm**

Robe wrote:If you don't laugh out loud after you read this you are in a coma!

it is funny, but i am not laughing

do i have a soul?

Posted: **Sat Mar 03, 2007 3:34 pm**

i'm sure you had to be there to be piss your pants laughin' but it is really funny either way

Posted: **Sat Mar 03, 2007 3:35 pm**

It's painful just to think about it.

Posted: **Sat Mar 03, 2007 3:47 pm**

one word:

OWN3D!

Posted: **Sat Mar 03, 2007 4:00 pm**

Spacey wrote:
[Monty] wrote:was the poo trying to get out and kept hitting the swollen bum and got stuck there ?
I think so, but more like it couldn't get past a certain point. Vascoconstriction of vessels and surrounding tissue(probabaly external and internal anal sphincters, glut. max, med., and minimus).

It is an immunological resposnce to toxins released into the divers system, responded to by B/T cells, lymphkine production, and inactivating the toxin.

Posted: **Sat Mar 03, 2007 4:52 pm**

LMAO

Posted: **Sat Mar 03, 2007 6:33 pm**

Tollan Phoenix wrote:

Wrong in a few things though. Vasoconstriction first then vasodialation, increased blood supply, movement of lymphocytes, antibodies, and lymphokines.

The glutes would be numbed, but that wouldn't affect defecation. That would be the levator ani muscles, and the anal sphincters. Glutes work with lateral and medial rotation of the thigh and some other things. Now that I think more about it, I would guess that it was more due to inflamation(rubor, swelling, etc.) than anything else.

Posted: **Sat Mar 03, 2007 6:38 pm**

Spacey wrote:
Tollan Phoenix wrote:
Wrong in a few things though. Vasoconstriction first then vasodialation, increased blood supply, movement of lymphocytes, antibodies, and lymphokines.

The glutes would be numbed, but that wouldn't affect defecation. That would be the levator ani muscles, and the anal sphincters. Glutes work with lateral and medial rotation of the thigh and some other things. Now that I think more about it, I would guess that it was more due to inflamation(rubor, swelling, etc.) than anything else.

That was a confused look, not of shock. Well, shocked by a $1000 dollar vocabulary.

Posted: **Sat Mar 03, 2007 6:50 pm**

spacey you sound like you should have been an expert opinion for that guy to go to. you could have looked at his butt and maybe picked at it and really given him some moral support.

Posted: **Sat Mar 03, 2007 7:04 pm**

doc holliday wrote:spacey you sound like you should have been an expert opinion for that guy to go to. you could have looked at his butt and maybe picked at it and really given him some moral support.

No expert. I'm learning it.

"moral support"...lol :lol: