1) Do you threaten people with RL harm?
Not due to anything directly related to ingame, like being massed or such. I will however bring out the bat and go for the caps if other players go after the person behind the avatar. You took it out of the realm of the game, so shall I.
2) do you promise “mess up their computer” or “give them a virus”?
Perhaps a couple of stray thoughts about clipping Phonelines now and then. Smoosh is a QUT student after all...
3) Do you think about ways to hurt them when you come back online, while lying in bed?
In the rare occasion that I actually find myself in bed there is only one thing I tend to focus on, and she knows it too.
4) do you spend more than $100/month on the game?
Does blowing $2,000 at our SGW convention count?
5) do you sleep less than 30 minute intervales so you can bank every turn OR set an alarm so you can at least wake up and bank after an acceptible amount of time?
No, but I do usually sleep in 30 minute increments due to this wretched body clock of mine. "Why won't your battery give out so that you can die!?! Or at least allow me to install a snooze button..."
6) Do you create new websites/chat services/forums etc.. soley designed for taking down your enemies
Alas no. But I can see how that could boost their egos. Here's a thought, if your enemy is feeling down, create a webpage about slaughtering their family, it's bound to brighten their day.
7) have you blown off visiting family to raid?
I’m yet to partake in this strange past time that has chewed up the time and carpel tunnels of so many.
Have you blown off "relations" to mass someone
Surely you jest? May I be the first to say that anyone who has done this, I hope that when you eventually kick the bucket, that you go down real low, where the rocks grow.
9) have you bought a whole new computer when your current one crapped out on you souly so you can play?
If only I had the cash resources to do so. 4-Plasmas with separate mass windows on each... Alienware, I love you!!!
10) Do you get all your RL mates to start playing so you can have a "team"
No, my main motivation for getting fellow students to play is so that I can ridicule their pithy accounts. *Waves to Winter Wolf*
11) do you have RL friends?
But of course, who else would I regale with my online exploits. I also have real life enemies of the 'drunken on-probation after doing four years for man slaughter' type.
12. If no to 11 are your SGW friends your only friends
13) do you plan world trips to visit them?
Define world... The distance from Thursday Island to Melbourne is greater then the width of most of those European 'Countries' (And I use the term lightly) so I guess so.
14) Have you trained a friend/family member/pet to bank for you?
I did and I will never make that mistake again. Shame on you Liklik, selling my naq for ‘Pal Chunky’ money!!!
15) have you contemplated ways of cheating to beat your enemies?
Nope, but that may only be due to the fact I don't understand the mechanics behind the game well enough to think I could succeed.
16) Do you get your mother to give out to people when you get attacked.
No, I prefer to obliterate the self esteem of my enemies myself.
17) Have you ever given out your cell phone # in the event of emergency ingme?
Yes but to their credit they haven't pranked me at 2am. Yet...
18) Have you ever called someone due to an emergency ingame?
I may have sent the odd ambiguous text but I'm yet to call someone and I doubt I ever will.
19) have you ever had “relations” with another player?
Indeed. Although you’ll have to ask her for confirmation, I thought I went pretty well myself.
And for supportive testimony on another ‘relation’ you may be able to get a few of my fellow Uni mates to talk about a certain ‘Drunken Dude’s Night Out’. I don’t remember much but under my ‘Home Sweet Home’ needlework hanging in the kitchen there now resides a instant marker sentence reading ‘Any holes a Goal’…
20) if yes have you ever massed your special friend over something they did to you?
'Massed'? Is that what they call it now days? If so then yes, the Ascended Super Weapon has made an appearance.
21) have you ever stormed off to the store to buy more beer because you ran out while in the middle of massing?
Ran out? Surely you fellow alcoholic have enough higher brain function left to prepare accordingly beforehand. Although I ruefully admit that I have come close on occasion I have my own still so if the levels get low, I just up the flame and let my Copper-Beauty do what she does best.
22) have you ever stormed off to the store to buy more beer because you ran out while in the middle of being massed?
As per 21
23) Do you only use ppt to sleep?
If only! Perhaps if I take them as a suppository they may actually allow me to nod off... *Ponders*
24) have you ever cried due to something that happened in game?
Sorry ladies but no, I'm not that Metro.
25) Have you ever waited a year just to get that guy? then quit the game laughing?
No, but I'm yet to quit so I'm not yet out of the proverbial woods on this one.
26) have you ever begged someone not to leave the game?
Begged, never. Threatened, frequently.
27) Do you make sure to hit up as many conventions as possible?
Without a doubt, I may even sell a kidney to make it to the next one. On a serious note, take a look at the photos from the two thus-far. Hopefully they'll do away with the stigma that seems to envelop get togethers of this nature. It's not a Trek-fest people. Some of the men attending have had sex without having to get their parent's CC out.
28) do you have at least 99% of your contacts on msn as people you met ingame?
No, but it seems that 99.99% of the annoying nudges come from them...
29) Have you messaged those 99% to vote for you for an sgw forum award or messaged them to click on your recuitment link for each new wave for Q?
Never but perhaps I'm just too prideful to do so.
30) Have you ever considered to jump off the top off a building/cliff/bridge because of a war ingame?
Only if standing bellow me on the side walk was a group of CoP members. It shall read 'Multikill' on my tombstone. Or perhaps ‘His defenestration led to their defecation’
P.S. Thanks lads, that was bloodt fun to fill out.
