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Jadzia wrote:You are indeed amusing, Ben.
It can be argued that whatever you say qualifies as 'funneh'.

As long as the person posting it finds it funny its enough.



[TF] ~PK~ says:
GAWD, trying to think of something funny sux
[D12] Tok`ra says:
that was funny
[D12] Tok`ra says:
:p
[TF] ~PK~ says:
:p
[TF] ~PK~ says:
no, i neeed uber funny,
[TF] ~PK~ says:
butbrain hurts,
[TF] ~PK~ says:
help?

[18:26] BL1P: best thing with goats is
[18:26] BL1P: getting them near a cliff
[18:26] BL1P: then stick ya willy in them
[18:26] BL1P: and push towards the clif
[18:26] Frazz: lmao
[18:26] geisha: OMG
[18:26] BL1P: they think they gona fall of so they push backwards
[18:27] geisha: <modded> Blip.... sicko....
[18:27] BL1P:
[18:27] Frazz: lol
[18:27] Frazz: just realising that
[18:27] BL1P: hey you started the goat talk
[18:27] geisha: yeah my bad....
[18:27] geisha: I didn't expect you to tell me details
[18:27] BL1P: lol
[18:28] Frazz: lucky he isnt sending u the vid
[18:28] geisha: oh hell no....
[18:28] BL1P: wait im trying too find it
[18:28] geisha: lol


[03:17] geisha: it's ok
[03:17] Andy: whats ok?
[03:17] geisha: that you're wearing your mom's underwear
[03:18] Andy: ROFL
[03:18] Andy: what it makes me feel good
[03:18] Andy: its cushiony soft
[03:18] geisha: yeah.. I know....
[03:19] geisha: that's why I said it's ok...

Andy = Corkscrew

Is he a Scott ?

That'd explain it.

Sorry BL1P its better with sheep... trust me as I am a Welsh man.

bw

lmao...


[20:44] geisha: well I won't say anything about your mental health...
[20:44] Jake (Repli): Good
[20:44] geisha: Mr. Weirdo
[20:44] Jake (Repli): lol don't start that again Mrs Weirdo
[20:45] geisha: oh right... totally forgot we got married and I ws too drunk to remember
[20:45] geisha: did we at least have fun in our wedding night?
[20:46] Jake (Repli): no, you past out like the lightweight that you are
[20:46] Jake (Repli): passed*
[20:46] geisha: well that shows what a mean person you are...
[20:46] geisha: since I just said I was too drunk to remember
[20:46] Jake (Repli): I tried for 16 hours to wake you
[20:46] Jake (Repli): lol
[20:46] geisha: you could have said, oh hell yeah it was great
[20:46] geisha: and I would be happy
[20:47] Jake (Repli): 16 **Filtered** hours I tried to wake you up
[20:47] Jake (Repli): what about my happiness
[20:47] geisha: well you obviously didn't try hard enough then
[20:47] Jake (Repli): An Atomic bomb wouldn't have woken you up
[20:48] Jake (Repli): you'd had 3 whole beers
[20:48] Jake (Repli): you were wasted
[20:48] geisha: well I'm sorry if I ruined our wedding night... maybe I can make up for that the night we get divorced
[20:49] Jake (Repli): oh yeah, that would be allot of fun
[20:49] Jake (Repli): lol
[20:49] geisha: I just don't like doing it with married guys... not my style
[20:49] Jake (Repli): LMAO
[20:50] Jake (Repli): same as my last wife
[20:50] geisha: oohhhh
[20:50] geisha: poor you
[20:50] Jake (Repli): indeed

geisha: you don't like (breasts)?


geisha: I don't have emotions


geisha: they only ever talk dirty to me



a couple ones from geisha :-p i'll post more later.

~_+Psi Kiya Trist+_~

This is the one i remember the most, from AGES ago..when SGW first started, I stole 700mill, which was a large amount at the time.

noob says:"Fag"

Semper says: "no sorry dont smoke"

Semper wrote:This is the one i remember the most, from AGES ago..when SGW first started, I stole 700mill, which was a large amount at the time.

noob says:"Fag"

Semper says: "no sorry dont smoke"

pwnd, lol.


Lastime I got called fag for a naq hit was a few months back.

Said noob actualy deleted (tho I had stopped hitting him for over a week when he deleted)


I couldnt bring it in my heart to feel bad.

During our Hall of Wisdom war, we all of a sudden get a war declaration from Jeffsupersayan and Grand Alliance.

We all jump to see who is jumping into our war and click on Jeffsupersayan and

Dyneasty quote:
Fear me for I am ..........on ppt.

There sat Jeff declaring war on us from ppt. Jeez you would think if he was going to enter a war he would at least come prepared to do something.

FunEFarm wrote:During our Hall of Wisdom war, we all of a sudden get a war declaration from Jeffsupersayan and Grand Alliance.

We all jump to see who is jumping into our war and click on Jeffsupersayan and

Dyneasty quote:
Fear me for I am ..........on ppt.

There sat Jeff declaring war on us from ppt. Jeez you would think if he was going to enter a war he would at least come prepared to do something.

I take it y'all suitable 'welcomed' him to the war shortly thereafter

Most certainly. He decided he was a bit overwhelmed and surrendered.

heh.



Message text:

you know, all you had to do was ask me to stop raiding you.

I respond to messages and requests.

so, yeah. I\'m peace-ing you.



I got that this morning from a guy I was decending for raiding me a little (not the guy I decended listed in gal col)



Um.... yeah, the problem was I had just logged in cause it was time for the next hit on him..... and I had JUST decended him when I read that.


oops.

just find a post by goo/3rdlibra....lots of funnehs