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Re: "Best parts of your received ingame messages"
Posted: Tue Jun 19, 2007 12:01 am
by Chris M
When i was rank 2, and my alliance mate was rank 1 i got a message simular to this
"stop farming me or else The BL1P, rank 1 incase you dont know, will mass you and destroy your account"
i laughed
i forgot to tell Lee, but if i had told him tho im sure me and him would have had some fun with the n00b.
Re: "Best parts of your received ingame messages"
Posted: Tue Jun 19, 2007 1:03 am
by PT0LL3MY
During the CoP-CIA war I got hit by a vulture. I had no def and he hit me for half a bill .....So I hit him back and took my naq back.....He then hit me Three!!!! times,(I had no naq and no def!!) and sent me this PM......
Dude, that's just a warning, if you attack me again, my commander my alliance and myself will come down on you like a ton of bricks.
regards
******
So I replied thusly....
Dude!!!! LOL.....Ouch that hurt!!!....Oh no my def went from 0 to ......0 !!! lol......look mate, you took my naq, I took yours......ITS A WAR GAME!!!! live with it.......If you wanna be a cry baby then go play with some other toys........I really dont think your alliance wanna get into a fight with my alliance over someone who cant take a half bill hit..........
About 30 nanoseconds later i got his reply.....It has to go down as one of the best, whinging, begging pm's I have ever had.......
no no, i didn't mean it, please don't attack me, i only said that to try and stop you from attacking me
Please don't attack
The guy has class and courage...........
Re: "Best parts of your received ingame messages"
Posted: Tue Jun 19, 2007 6:16 am
by ~Artanis~
Re: "Best parts of your received ingame messages"
Posted: Tue Jun 19, 2007 6:20 am
by ~Artanis~
Re: "Best parts of your received ingame messages"
Posted: Tue Jun 19, 2007 9:49 am
by BL1P
erm nope i dont work in a school
Re: "Best parts of your received ingame messages"
Posted: Tue Jun 19, 2007 10:31 am
by ~Artanis~
BL1P wrote:erm nope i dont work in a school
just kiddin mate

Re: "Best parts of your received ingame messages"
Posted: Tue Jun 19, 2007 6:14 pm
by Midnight
I got this one the other day after taking 13bil from a 750k army size account with 0 defense:
Subject:
Message text:
just to let u know my 7 year old daughter as been sittin her 4 the past 30 mins getin that an u come an be a idiot well done dose it make u fill good that u make kids cry
ass
Do I even ask why people are letting their 7 year old girls (and boys) play a world wide war game?
I neglected to reply.
Re: "Best parts of your received ingame messages"
Posted: Tue Jun 19, 2007 6:15 pm
by Mordack
Midnight wrote:I got this one the other day after taking 13bil from a 750k army size account with 0 defense:
Subject:
Message text:
just to let u know my 7 year old daughter as been sittin her 4 the past 30 mins getin that an u come an be a idiot well done dose it make u fill good that u make kids cry
ass
Do I even ask why people are letting their 7 year old girls (and boys) play a world wide war game?
I neglected to reply.
Haha, that's so hilarious. If someone sent me that, I'd have it framed.
None of mine are nearly so amusing... I need to farm more, I guess.

Re: "Best parts of your received ingame messages"
Posted: Tue Jun 19, 2007 6:16 pm
by RobinInDaHood
Midnight wrote:I got this one the other day after taking 13bil from a 750k army size account with 0 defense:
Subject:
Message text:
just to let u know my 7 year old daughter as been sittin her 4 the past 30 mins getin that an u come an be a idiot well done dose it make u fill good that u make kids cry
ass
Do I even ask why people are letting their 7 year old girls (and boys) play a world wide war game?
I neglected to reply.
rofl, that's awesome.

Re: "Best parts of your received ingame messages"
Posted: Tue Jun 19, 2007 6:27 pm
by Spam Bot
Oh dear - someone with that level of intelligence was allowed to breed? *Sigh* There goes the gene pool.
Seriously - rewrite that to say
Me n my 2 brovvas wat share the acont have been multiying with 6 ovvas and that was nack we sent that we didunt log on fast enuff to catch becoz my primuree skool does not have fast computaz
Re: "Best parts of your received ingame messages"
Posted: Wed Jun 20, 2007 6:52 am
by Ero`Sore
Midnight wrote:I got this one the other day after taking 13bil from a 750k army size account with 0 defense:
Subject:
Message text:
just to let u know my 7 year old daughter as been sittin her 4 the past 30 mins getin that an u come an be a idiot well done dose it make u fill good that u make kids cry
ass
Do I even ask why people are letting their 7 year old girls (and boys) play a world wide war game?
I neglected to reply.
lol.. now i wish i had like 48 kids.. i could make em all farm for me 30 minutes a day

Re: "Best parts of your received ingame messages"
Posted: Wed Jun 20, 2007 7:05 am
by Bull-E
i took 4 bil from some dude i farm a lot
he sent the following pm
bicht
original huh?
ps: that was not edited, he cant spell
Re: "Best parts of your received ingame messages"
Posted: Wed Jun 20, 2007 8:32 am
by Severian
hey pee brain, stop raiding me.......
First message i ever recieved that was intented as an insult...
*treasures forever*
lol i am abandon your planet lol
i will quit
After raiding a good 200K off the one person. Lost a dodgy planet and they ran to perg. Fair trade although i felt pretty bad afterwards. First time i've felt guilty over the game
Now, For a change of direction for this topic:
I understand we are all playing a game and since it\'s a game we are meant to have fun.
But you people are making my consciences feel such a guilt trip for being too nice when i mass you!!
It\'s making this war extremely difficult!
Message i recieved after congradulating someone catching me out and massing my Mothership. Seems i'm not the only one who gets guilty easy and reminds you that there is a real player behind every account. A kind honest word goes a long long way
good luck on your exams
From a person i'm at an alliance war with, noticed my planet names or post and wished me luck. After a lot of nastyness on forums and a rather downer of a day, a simple mesage like that meant a lot

Re: "Best parts of your received ingame messages"
Posted: Wed Jun 20, 2007 12:51 pm
by ~Artanis~