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Just being immature....

Your mums so fat she went swimming and people blamed the rising sea levels on global warming

your mum so fat, the earth doesnt revolve around the sun, it revolves around ya mum

shornaal you could have atleast had a mum joke to share with 12ag and myself

Mercury Rising wrote:your mum so fat, the earth doesnt revolve around the sun, it revolves around ya mum

no that was prooved incorrect, the earth does evolve round the sun, my mum aint on the sun, if she was then it would.

Your mums so ugly, her parents had to tie a Steak round her neck so the dog would play with her, they also made use of other stuff, peanutbutter... honey,....

Your momma's so fat, she makes free Willy look like a Tic-tac.

your moms so fat
she was standing on the corner
and the cops rode by and said 'all right break it up"

Mercury Rising wrote:shornaal you could have atleast had a mum joke to share with 12ag and myself

Thats because my mum actually is fat.

Your momma is so fat that she has her own representatives in congress.

your moms so fat intead of a pager she wears a VCR

you only say that because your momma is so fat she gave birth to Ted Kennedy.

your mummas so fat she died

your mums so fat she has her own gravitational pull

your moms so fat
when she dances
the record skips

at the radio station