Posted: Mon May 21, 2007 8:03 pm
okay, we need a person with a jackhammer...
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THE GREAT FLAMINGO WAR (Aims Gun At Flamingo)
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Posted: Mon May 21, 2007 8:08 pm
how about this rubber squeaky hammer.?
Posted: Mon May 21, 2007 8:12 pm
*imagines self slapping thaltek with a large semi trailer*
grrrrr......
calm down soulless... calm down...
grrrrr......
calm down soulless... calm down...
Posted: Mon May 21, 2007 8:14 pm
*turns soulless into an armadillo* 
Posted: Mon May 21, 2007 8:16 pm
so stuck here in ice and as an armodillo... dammit...
Posted: Mon May 21, 2007 8:17 pm
umm I am a Megaladon I can break through ice and cement with my powerful jaw
Posted: Mon May 21, 2007 8:21 pm
FIRE THE TORPEDOES!
*Fires torpedoes at megaladon which explodes*
*Random villagers come up the mountain and eat the pieces*
*Villagers get food poisoning*
Shouldn't have eaten angnoch....
Last time he exploded the pieces turned into mini-sharks with legs.
Now your screwed.
*Laughs at villagers*
*Gets into yellow submarine and slides down the mountain to the buffet*
*Fires torpedoes at megaladon which explodes*
*Random villagers come up the mountain and eat the pieces*
*Villagers get food poisoning*
Shouldn't have eaten angnoch....
Last time he exploded the pieces turned into mini-sharks with legs.
Now your screwed.
*Laughs at villagers*
*Gets into yellow submarine and slides down the mountain to the buffet*
Posted: Mon May 21, 2007 8:22 pm
not when the entire ocean is concrete........
*turns angnoch into a 50 foot sloth*
*turns angnoch into a 50 foot sloth*
Posted: Mon May 21, 2007 8:23 pm
that post was kidn of late man...
Posted: Mon May 21, 2007 8:24 pm
*little mini Angnoch pop out of the villagers and destroy the town* ooo I can walk across the water now
Posted: Mon May 21, 2007 8:27 pm
WHAT ABOUT KEI AND ME?! WERE STILL STUCK! Ang, you said that you could chomp the ice/concrete away but you didnt continue with it...
Posted: Mon May 21, 2007 8:28 pm
hey your free I freed you a little while ago your just on the concrete in the middle of nowhere thank Capo for that not me
Posted: Mon May 21, 2007 8:30 pm
Didnt remember that... now the concretes gone, we can go home kei!
Kei (DG Gurl): Yay! ^.^
Kei (DG Gurl): Yay! ^.^
Posted: Mon May 21, 2007 8:32 pm
*distant sound of marching is heard*
*capo stands on a podium*
Die reicht ich sagt sie foscht! Daga hie slacht!
*response (die schlact reicht capo!) is heard in the distance, approaching*
Die reicht ich sagt sie foscht! Daga hie slacht!
"die schlact reicht capo!"
*marchign is heard*
*An extremely massive force of 1500000 soldiers continues on*
*Capos army has arrived*
*sildiers of capo begin to kill eveyone except the giant shark, because he is helping kill the villagers*
v
*A war breaks out*
*Soldiers begin to fight the remaining navy forces*
*capo stands on a podium*
Die reicht ich sagt sie foscht! Daga hie slacht!
*response (die schlact reicht capo!) is heard in the distance, approaching*
Die reicht ich sagt sie foscht! Daga hie slacht!
"die schlact reicht capo!"
*marchign is heard*
*An extremely massive force of 1500000 soldiers continues on*
*Capos army has arrived*
*sildiers of capo begin to kill eveyone except the giant shark, because he is helping kill the villagers*
v
*A war breaks out*
*Soldiers begin to fight the remaining navy forces*
Posted: Mon May 21, 2007 8:33 pm
*hundreds of thousands of sharks pop out of nowhere and take Capo's army by suprise eating nearly 3/4 of the army before Capo notices