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*fires artillery next to soulless*

*sound is deafening*

*decapitates thal just by willing it so*

*head falls off and rolls across floor*

*head turns around and plops back on*

*Legs kick a hole in shark and walk back to capo*
*watches as angnoch melts from the sheer ferocity of Capos evil stare*
"Im melting! meelllttinnng!!!!"
*reataches legs with glue*
Oh...maybe I should have had doctors help me fix that...
*Walks to the islands hospital sadly*

OMG! after all that kei is still asleep! she must've really been wasted!

well actually if you look closely youll notice I stuck a life sucking leech to her left leg.

*regenerates* Get back here Capo I will swim you to the hospital it is much faster you are a good enemy

aye aye capn.
*gets on shark*
oh.....
*glue is coming loose in water*
hurry, b4 I fall in half!

*beams capo into the sun*

*beams him into a pit of tar*
*then beams him into a deep fry battering machine thing*

*becomes kentucky fried capo*

tar = chewiness

so ive been told.


Anyways...

*picks kei up and carries her to hospital out of range of jacks cooties and kentucky fried capo*

*saunters over to the hospital to get de-kentucky fried and sewn together*
*Gets batter removed*
*is un-cooked*
*glue (aka gloo) is removed*
*is sewn to gether*
*leaves and makes an igloo on the beach which for some reason doesn;t melt*
*wonders where the snow came from...*
*puts up sign inviting people to come into the igloo*

lol you cant get the tar off!

*waits for a sign that kei is okay*

Beams bag mountain of feathers above Capo,
Feathers stick to Capo, bingo instant chicken suit

*joins Capo in igloo*