Hidden Village Empire vs. MaYHeM: Appocalypse Lulz
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- Duderanch
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- Alliance: MaYHeM
- Race: Ancient
- ID: 58491
Re: Hidden Village Empire vs. MaYHeM: Appocalypse Lulz
Sorry was playing guitar hero with my GF, asked Bill to keep an eye on logs and hit PPT if you came at me. Evening GMT aren't a good time for me.
The trade broker reports trade from Surtr to *Teesdale_ of 100,000,000 Naq for 33,000,000,000,000 Naq is complete.
Barbara! says: haha ok you can have a piece of my soul for 50bil naq
Skype= dan_P_@msn.com
Barbara! says: haha ok you can have a piece of my soul for 50bil naq
Skype= dan_P_@msn.com
Teesdale
[21:06:02] Jake/Tees: does black market work in there?
[21:06:18] robert: nah
[21:06:24] robert: uu go in miners
[21:06:24] Duderanch: Yeah Ben said did but can't untrin miners so no point
[21:06:37] Jake/Tees: sweet, so methlad not be able to fight back
[21:06:46] Jake/Tees: EADC
[21:06:18] robert: nah
[21:06:24] robert: uu go in miners
[21:06:24] Duderanch: Yeah Ben said did but can't untrin miners so no point
[21:06:37] Jake/Tees: sweet, so methlad not be able to fight back
[21:06:46] Jake/Tees: EADC
Naq sold in 2017 - 21q
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Kikaz
- For the Lulz
- Posts: 6607
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- Contact:
Re: Hidden Village Empire vs. MaYHeM: Appocalypse Lulz
George of the Jungle wrote:Marked One welcome to the war nom nom nom
10:40 Marked One 0 Naquadah stolen 15 274,868 0 4**************************** 6 details
10:18 Marked One 480,615,000,988 Naquadah stolen 15 6,217,990 2,579,354 242,875,313,922,000 206,532,666,493,000 details
[spoiler2=]Your Achievements (war points per in brakets)
Attack Mercs Killed (30) 6,860,506
Defence Mercs Killed (10) 170,316,071
Attack Soldiers Killed(60) 0
Defence Soldiers Killed(20) 503,241
Attack Super Soldiers Killed(300) 3,522,802
Defence Super Soldiers Killed(100) 200,204,408
Spies Killed(50) 0
Spy Killers Killed(50) 0
Mothership Weapons Destroyed(300) 456,286
Mothership Shields Destroyed(300) 718,636
Mothership Fleets Destroyed(200) 7,084
Planet Defences Destroyed(300) 0
Planets Taken(5000) 0
Naquadah Stolen(0.0001) 45,399,880,235,383
Untrained Kidnapped(50) 5,922
Weapon Points Destroyed (Sab+Att)(0.0001) 5,747,267,753,146
Attack Turns Used(1) 2,355
TOTAL WAR EXPERIENCE POINTS 27,890,501,989
Your Failures
Attacking Mercenaries Lost 20,034,546
Defending Mercenaries Lost 3,949,015
Questers Lost 0
Defenders Lost 0
Super Questers Lost 133,112,115
Super Defenders Lost 5,313,302
Covert Agents Lost 40,227,146
Anti-Intelligence Drone Lost 0
Mothership Weapons Lost 697,840
Mothership Shields Lost 978,413
Mothership Fleets Lost 0
Planet Defences Lost 0
Planets Lost 0
Naquadah Lost 2,472,904,400,209
Untrained Lost 0
Weapon Points Destroyed (Sab+Att on You) 0
Attack Turns Used Against You 2,589
Plus/Minus 0
Massing and quite a few naq hits[/spoiler2]
Glad I read back and checked logs.
Quotes
Meanwhile in MaYHeM
I rise up at night
I live just inside you
And give you a terrible fright
I walk through the darkness
I lurk under your bed
I live in your wardrobe
I creep up in the shed.
I tiptoe through the corridor
I follow you anywhere
I rip your braveness apart
And never ever care
I am fear so don't come near..
Duderanch wrote:And so it would come to pass, in December of 2012 the war between the ponies and the pandas broke out..it lasted 21 days, the result? Armagedon.
Noobert wrote:Kikaz scares me at times, and he's in my own alliance.
Dr. House wrote:I HAVE THE POWER! The power to warn, and I will **Filtered** use it too.
Kateaclysmic wrote: I thought you loved me, Kikaz. I'm getting an abortion.
Sarevok wrote:Congrats on the most constructive post ever...Kikaz wrote:Ridiculous.
I creep though shadowsAffirmation wrote: And Speaking of bad boys (the baddest)... Kikaz is right, Q is a family, and Affy is the love child of Kikaz and Kateaclysmic!! That is right... I am NOT AN ABORTION... but she never nursed me and Kikaz stopped being a terrible father figure to Affy years ago... Family - HA... Affy's old arse...![]()
Where is the love Kikaz??? WHERE IS THE LOVE (Dad...) ???
I rise up at night
I live just inside you
And give you a terrible fright
I walk through the darkness
I lurk under your bed
I live in your wardrobe
I creep up in the shed.
I tiptoe through the corridor
I follow you anywhere
I rip your braveness apart
And never ever care
I am fear so don't come near..
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George of the Jungle
- Forum Newbie
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Re: Hidden Village Empire vs. MaYHeM: Appocalypse Lulz
Kikaz wrote:George of the Jungle wrote:Marked One welcome to the war nom nom nom
10:40 Marked One 0 Naquadah stolen 15 274,868 0 4**************************** 6 details
10:18 Marked One 480,615,000,988 Naquadah stolen 15 6,217,990 2,579,354 242,875,313,922,000 206,532,666,493,000 details
[spoiler2=]Your Achievements (war points per in brakets)
Attack Mercs Killed (30) 6,860,506
Defence Mercs Killed (10) 170,316,071
Attack Soldiers Killed(60) 0
Defence Soldiers Killed(20) 503,241
Attack Super Soldiers Killed(300) 3,522,802
Defence Super Soldiers Killed(100) 200,204,408
Spies Killed(50) 0
Spy Killers Killed(50) 0
Mothership Weapons Destroyed(300) 456,286
Mothership Shields Destroyed(300) 718,636
Mothership Fleets Destroyed(200) 7,084
Planet Defences Destroyed(300) 0
Planets Taken(5000) 0
Naquadah Stolen(0.0001) 45,399,880,235,383
Untrained Kidnapped(50) 5,922
Weapon Points Destroyed (Sab+Att)(0.0001) 5,747,267,753,146
Attack Turns Used(1) 2,355
TOTAL WAR EXPERIENCE POINTS 27,890,501,989
Your Failures
Attacking Mercenaries Lost 20,034,546
Defending Mercenaries Lost 3,949,015
Questers Lost 0
Defenders Lost 0
Super Questers Lost 133,112,115
Super Defenders Lost 5,313,302
Covert Agents Lost 40,227,146
Anti-Intelligence Drone Lost 0
Mothership Weapons Lost 697,840
Mothership Shields Lost 978,413
Mothership Fleets Lost 0
Planet Defences Lost 0
Planets Lost 0
Naquadah Lost 2,472,904,400,209
Untrained Lost 0
Weapon Points Destroyed (Sab+Att on You) 0
Attack Turns Used Against You 2,589
Plus/Minus 0
Massing and quite a few naq hits[/spoiler2]
Glad I read back and checked logs.Thought you dragged him im for a sec. Lulz
Nah I tend to check my victims before hitting.... Only scares me when Bill messages me saying the person isn't in the war
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- Z E R O
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Re: Hidden Village Empire vs. MaYHeM: Appocalypse Lulz
Yeah me and Loki kinda gave the go ahead on that without asking/telling anyone in MH XD Figured it'd be alright with ya'll.

Z E R O - Jötunheim - 1907332 - UnKnown of the TOLAH

*Zero - 1991093
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billzebud
- Forum Grunt
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- Joined: Tue Sep 05, 2006 11:07 pm
- Alliance: MaYHeM
- Race: Pandaren
- ID: 18313
- Location: Beautiful BC Canada AKA: The best place on earth
Re: Hidden Village Empire vs. MaYHeM: Appocalypse Lulz
Ya I saw the logs and messaged George just as TMO was telling me he was in
all good
Tetris and Ang defs taken down again
thanks for 20 mill + tasty spiez Ang nom nom nom
And for the rest of HVE... BUILD SOME STATS DAMMIT !!!!!!!!!!! at least the minimal def the agreement was 4 trill Min Defense. Build it or surrender
afaik Mh has kept the 4 trill minimum but rarely see it from all but 3-4 HVE members....


Mh HC-2ic
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No indeed! We are not strong,
But we know Peoples that are.
Yes, and we'll guide them along
To smash and destroy you in War!
We shall be slaves just the same?
Yes, we have always been slaves,
But you – you will die of the shame,
And then we shall dance on your graves!
Rudyard Kipling
But we know Peoples that are.
Yes, and we'll guide them along
To smash and destroy you in War!
We shall be slaves just the same?
Yes, we have always been slaves,
But you – you will die of the shame,
And then we shall dance on your graves!
Rudyard Kipling
Affy wrote:there once was this ONE time, I had a MAYHEM legend as my officer for just a few short memorable hours....\" HAHAHAHA
Cheers, and happy holidays to a legendary player from a tired old fool...
Crazy Old Man Affy
- Loki™
- Forum Elder
- Posts: 2464
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- Alternate name(s): Lloth, Sargonnas, D4ywalk3r
Re: Hidden Village Empire vs. MaYHeM: Appocalypse Lulz
billzebud wrote:Ya I saw the logs and messaged George just as TMO was telling me he was inall good
Tetris and Ang defs taken down again
thanks for 20 mill + tasty spiez Ang nom nom nom
And for the rest of HVE... BUILD SOME STATS DAMMIT !!!!!!!!!!! at least the minimal def the agreement was 4 trill Min Defense. Build it or surrender
afaik Mh has kept the 4 trill minimum but rarely see it from all but 3-4 HVE members....
Don't start talking when wolvie has yet to build 4t and marked one is rocking a 200bil def.
And
Super Guards Lost 409,045,275

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George Hazard says:
thats what happens, HVE takes your soul and gives you an awesome high
when you leave, you can't live without it
thats what happens, HVE takes your soul and gives you an awesome high
when you leave, you can't live without it


The forces of Loki™ rush in full force, and inflict 1,086,054,534,340,000 damage on Pooop's forces!
It was confirmed that 12,620,737 of Pooop's forces fell at the hands of Loki™'s assult.
The forces of Pooop fought back with all they could, and managed to inflict 481,837,854,506,000 damage on Loki™'s forces!
They managed to eradicate 1,988,050 of Loki™'s troops.
- Duderanch
- Internet Hero
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- Joined: Sun Nov 18, 2007 10:24 am
- Alliance: MaYHeM
- Race: Ancient
- ID: 58491
Re: Hidden Village Empire vs. MaYHeM: Appocalypse Lulz
Now post your covert agents lost
I'm rocking 201b ME for this war so far, hoping to double that before the end of war *looks at Loki*![[047.gif] :smt047](./images/smilies/047.gif)
I'm rocking 201b ME for this war so far, hoping to double that before the end of war *looks at Loki*
![[047.gif] :smt047](./images/smilies/047.gif)
The trade broker reports trade from Surtr to *Teesdale_ of 100,000,000 Naq for 33,000,000,000,000 Naq is complete.
Barbara! says: haha ok you can have a piece of my soul for 50bil naq
Skype= dan_P_@msn.com
Barbara! says: haha ok you can have a piece of my soul for 50bil naq
Skype= dan_P_@msn.com
Teesdale
[21:06:02] Jake/Tees: does black market work in there?
[21:06:18] robert: nah
[21:06:24] robert: uu go in miners
[21:06:24] Duderanch: Yeah Ben said did but can't untrin miners so no point
[21:06:37] Jake/Tees: sweet, so methlad not be able to fight back
[21:06:46] Jake/Tees: EADC
[21:06:18] robert: nah
[21:06:24] robert: uu go in miners
[21:06:24] Duderanch: Yeah Ben said did but can't untrin miners so no point
[21:06:37] Jake/Tees: sweet, so methlad not be able to fight back
[21:06:46] Jake/Tees: EADC
Naq sold in 2017 - 21q
- Tetrismonkey
- Forum Expert
- Posts: 1103
- Joined: Fri Nov 16, 2012 9:09 pm
- Alliance: Leaf Village
- ID: 0
- Location: California, USA
Re: Hidden Village Empire vs. MaYHeM: Appocalypse Lulz
Does it really matter? mH is a war based alliance and leaf is not? Hell I'm not even all that active. I play when I have time and when I want to. So I really don't care if I don't build for a few day. Chill out bro and enjoy what's there.

Wonder why my post count is so low? Thats because I was deleted. Why you may ask?
Well, thats because I exposed the truth about Zeratul and Admin Jason had to cover it up.
- Duderanch
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Re: Hidden Village Empire vs. MaYHeM: Appocalypse Lulz
Tetrismonkey wrote:Does it really matter? mH is a war based alliance and leaf is not? Hell I'm not even all that active. I play when I have time and when I want to. So I really don't care if I don't build for a few day. Chill out bro and enjoy what's there.
I get what you're saying and if this was just a war i'd agree, but this is a team battle with set rules. The only reason wolve is in it is because you wanted us to match your numbers and now it seems only Loki and ZERO are keeping to the rules...
Ahh well i've been having fun none the less.
The trade broker reports trade from Surtr to *Teesdale_ of 100,000,000 Naq for 33,000,000,000,000 Naq is complete.
Barbara! says: haha ok you can have a piece of my soul for 50bil naq
Skype= dan_P_@msn.com
Barbara! says: haha ok you can have a piece of my soul for 50bil naq
Skype= dan_P_@msn.com
Teesdale
[21:06:02] Jake/Tees: does black market work in there?
[21:06:18] robert: nah
[21:06:24] robert: uu go in miners
[21:06:24] Duderanch: Yeah Ben said did but can't untrin miners so no point
[21:06:37] Jake/Tees: sweet, so methlad not be able to fight back
[21:06:46] Jake/Tees: EADC
[21:06:18] robert: nah
[21:06:24] robert: uu go in miners
[21:06:24] Duderanch: Yeah Ben said did but can't untrin miners so no point
[21:06:37] Jake/Tees: sweet, so methlad not be able to fight back
[21:06:46] Jake/Tees: EADC
Naq sold in 2017 - 21q
- Loki™
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Re: Hidden Village Empire vs. MaYHeM: Appocalypse Lulz
Duderanch wrote:Now post your covert agents lost![]()
I'm rocking 201b ME for this war so far, hoping to double that before the end of war *looks at Loki*
Covert Ops Lost 438,740,472
I hate you
![[010.gif] :smt010](./images/smilies/010.gif)
Covert Ops Lost 1,050,780,741
That's my all time.

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George Hazard says:
thats what happens, HVE takes your soul and gives you an awesome high
when you leave, you can't live without it
thats what happens, HVE takes your soul and gives you an awesome high
when you leave, you can't live without it


The forces of Loki™ rush in full force, and inflict 1,086,054,534,340,000 damage on Pooop's forces!
It was confirmed that 12,620,737 of Pooop's forces fell at the hands of Loki™'s assult.
The forces of Pooop fought back with all they could, and managed to inflict 481,837,854,506,000 damage on Loki™'s forces!
They managed to eradicate 1,988,050 of Loki™'s troops.
- Duderanch
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Re: Hidden Village Empire vs. MaYHeM: Appocalypse Lulz
This war:
Covert Agents Lost 0
All time (on this account):
Covert Agents Lost 0
Come at me boys.
Covert Agents Lost 0
All time (on this account):
Covert Agents Lost 0
Come at me boys.
The trade broker reports trade from Surtr to *Teesdale_ of 100,000,000 Naq for 33,000,000,000,000 Naq is complete.
Barbara! says: haha ok you can have a piece of my soul for 50bil naq
Skype= dan_P_@msn.com
Barbara! says: haha ok you can have a piece of my soul for 50bil naq
Skype= dan_P_@msn.com
Teesdale
[21:06:02] Jake/Tees: does black market work in there?
[21:06:18] robert: nah
[21:06:24] robert: uu go in miners
[21:06:24] Duderanch: Yeah Ben said did but can't untrin miners so no point
[21:06:37] Jake/Tees: sweet, so methlad not be able to fight back
[21:06:46] Jake/Tees: EADC
[21:06:18] robert: nah
[21:06:24] robert: uu go in miners
[21:06:24] Duderanch: Yeah Ben said did but can't untrin miners so no point
[21:06:37] Jake/Tees: sweet, so methlad not be able to fight back
[21:06:46] Jake/Tees: EADC
Naq sold in 2017 - 21q
- Fallen Gabriel
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Re: Hidden Village Empire vs. MaYHeM: Appocalypse Lulz
Loki™ wrote:Duderanch wrote:Now post your covert agents lost![]()
I'm rocking 201b ME for this war so far, hoping to double that before the end of war *looks at Loki*
Covert Ops Lost 438,740,472
I hate you
Covert Ops Lost 1,050,780,741
That's my all time.
Wow loki,those are some big losses,not to mention your def,att supers lost....
But you have some nice kills too,so be proud on that.
Good fighting boys so far,keep it up...
Go mayhem!!!!
Loki P.S.Its good I didnt join this team battle....Imagine how much more your spies would suffer..

- Aisar Saqib
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Re: Hidden Village Empire vs. MaYHeM: Appocalypse Lulz
Loki™ wrote:Duderanch wrote:Now post your covert agents lost![]()
I'm rocking 201b ME for this war so far, hoping to double that before the end of war *looks at Loki*
Covert Ops Lost 438,740,472
I hate you
Covert Ops Lost 1,050,780,741
That's my all time.
now those are some loses... loki be careful lol and go get duderz :p also Bill take it easy...
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Most Slaughters: 70 by ASJ
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- Z E R O
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- Alternate name(s): Hymir
- Location: Edmonton, Alberta, Canada
Re: Hidden Village Empire vs. MaYHeM: Appocalypse Lulz
wooh recognition for building...
I try
I try

Z E R O - Jötunheim - 1907332 - UnKnown of the TOLAH

*Zero - 1991093
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- Tetrismonkey
- Forum Expert
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Re: Hidden Village Empire vs. MaYHeM: Appocalypse Lulz
Z E R O wrote:wooh recognition for building...
I try
That's lame I rebuild to.

Wonder why my post count is so low? Thats because I was deleted. Why you may ask?
Well, thats because I exposed the truth about Zeratul and Admin Jason had to cover it up.

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