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You know, you all pick the worse time to do a blood war... If I withdraw say 300tril naq, please send it back...

Tetrismonkey wrote:You know, you all pick the worse time to do a blood war... If I withdraw say 300tril naq, please send it back...

someone worried about a little drinking!

don't worry you won't be alone

Well, kudos delta. I was a one man army against you... reinforcements never arrived.

I'll have to write up some RP for this in the morning, good long post to summarize the last week.

Kudos to mcdeadly and HE's multi for taking me down..

and thanks ark for being the one I pulled some balance to my ratio on ..

Z E R O wrote:Well, kudos delta. I was a one man army against you... reinforcements never arrived.

I'll have to write up some RP for this in the morning, good long post to summarize the last week.

Kudos to mcdeadly and HE's multi for taking me down..

and thanks ark for being the one I pulled some balance to my ratio on ..

Lol but i think you won! weird as that is
your all zerod, less then 300k troops for the most part
but i think you won.

High Empty wrote:

Z E R O wrote:Well, kudos delta. I was a one man army against you... reinforcements never arrived.

I'll have to write up some RP for this in the morning, good long post to summarize the last week.

Kudos to mcdeadly and HE's multi for taking me down..

and thanks ark for being the one I pulled some balance to my ratio on ..

Lol but i think you won! weird as that is
your all zerod, less then 300k troops for the most part
but i think you won.

Rofl, kinda looks that way atm.

I'm just that good

In far to drunk to play.

Tetrismonkey wrote:In far to drunk to play.

No such thing!
Im a fully functioning drunk

mcdeadly wrote:

Tetrismonkey wrote:In far to drunk to play.

No such thing!
Im a fully functioning drunk

Bah I was supose to get on but Halo was just a tad bit to entertaining. Well done dean for holding down the fort for us.old timers. You sir get a **Filtered** hat and freshly baked cookies.

"Sir, we have reports of another blip in one of the clear sectors of HVE space. You were right again. Shall we engage?"

WoofyBear, sitting with coffee in hand, pipe in the other. "Obviously. This is either an act of honor or desperation. Either way, we will not let the challenge go unanswered. We face this one head on. Hold nothing back, he looks prepared." "Sir." The captain said with surprise. "From the markings on the ship its Emberspire, The mothership of Visentinel. Scanners detecting its in attack vector and weapons are hot." WoofBear said in a stern voice "Take the Anal Secretion in, open up gun ports, Send maintenance crew to all external areas and preparer for heavy damage. MOVE!"

As the battle rages on between the two vessels opportunities present themselves to replenish the ranks with many prisoners of war. All were sent to have their memories wiped and reassigned as meat shields for WoofBears troops.

"Sir," The captain says with admiration in his voice. "We seem to have come out of this one victorious. We managed to secure over 60 million prisoners. I have ordered their memories wiped and sent them to be reassigned. Should we continue the assault? "No." WoofyBear replied with an annoyed look on his face." "We have met him head on. His forces have fallen. Besides, we have been at this all day and taken heavy losses. Send request for supplies and take us a bit away from the front lines. I will be in my quarters. Wake me when the rest of our forces arrive."


Hours later WoofyBear is awakened by his Captain. "Sir, we were having some communication issues. It was delays is transmissions. We are just now getting messages that seem to have been sent hours ago." "Patch the coms to my quarters, I need to know whats going on, and get me a coffee. You know I don't want to hear a damn thing until I have had at least two! Unless you want to be scrubbing the coolant pipes the rest of your career, you will make sure you don't make that mistake again. While you are at it, have engineering run diagnostics on the coms but don't take them offline."

….What the hell!?!? Everything is going black, where are the constellations? It's like everyone has been teleported somewhere? "
*Booming voice coming from no where* "I FIND YOUR QUARREL AMUSING. YOUR OPPOSING SIDES WILL BATTLE TO THE DEATH. IF YOU DO NOT, YOUR ENTIRE ARMIES WILL SUFFER. THE VICTORIOUS WILL BE REWARDED. YOUR BATTLES WILL BEGIN IN 4 OF YOUR HOURS. IF YOU CHOOSE NOT TO FIGHT, BOTH SIDES WILL SUFFER UNIMAGINABLY."

The com goes quiet for a moment. An unknown voice breaks the silence. "WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT? Damn it! Weapons won't work, we are dead in the water. We can't attack them but it seems they are in the same situation. Empire command, are you receiving this? We are sending full reports and waiting on your orders." Com goes dead.

"Well, so much for a second coffee. " WoofyBear hits the com. "Captain, put me through to Empire command. I think I know whats going on. I need to contact Omega Allegiance to confirm. I believe the Blood Gods are making demands…. This can be good or bad. Get me a damn coffee."

*** I will post the weeks ME on Sunday and reset for week two***

Whose bright idea was it to bloodwar? There's no ME in bloodwar! Bloody fools.

So you left the bloodwar and rejoined just to exploit the bugs? So much for the "fun war"

Arkenius wrote:So you left the bloodwar and rejoined just to exploit the bugs? So much for the "fun war"

No I joined the blood war, massed and left. Not my fault you first initiated it and then let people in who weren't in when it started.

Arkenius wrote:So you left the bloodwar and rejoined just to exploit the bugs? So much for the "fun war"

Get back on topic. This is not the place to report bugs.. Thanks.

How about some ME reports guys?

EDIT, Please note i am NOT a mod and not trying to pretend to be one.. just trying to nudge ppl back in the right direction.

At the end

I will post some more RP tomorrow and my ME for the week just before market reset. I know ME doesn't count inside bloodwar (I think it should) but some of the ME posts could be fun to see.