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Posted: **Sun Jun 17, 2007 10:38 am**

*awaits the return of his "guests" and drinks some Joe*

Posted: **Sun Jun 17, 2007 3:44 pm**

DG: "Comes to to the smell of coffee" Ha ... whats going on

Oh hi jack ..... Do you still want to kill me ?

Posted: **Sun Jun 17, 2007 5:03 pm**

Who's taken the orders here? I'll have a short double sugar free skinny Vanilla Latte.

Posted: **Sun Jun 17, 2007 5:17 pm**

I'll also have some of that

Posted: **Sun Jun 17, 2007 6:45 pm**

(DDE) zeon wrote:Who's taken the orders here? I'll have a short double sugar free skinny Vanilla Latte.

*points to the waitress*

Posted: **Sun Jun 17, 2007 6:50 pm**

sweet... That guy over there, yeah his name is Jack. He said he'd buy a round for the house.

Posted: **Sun Jun 17, 2007 6:51 pm**

Jack O'Neill wrote:
(DDE) zeon wrote:Who's taken the orders here? I'll have a short double sugar free skinny Vanilla Latte.

*points to the waitress*

*Calls over waitress*
Haha, I made you walk over here!

Posted: **Sun Jun 17, 2007 6:55 pm**

*flys out of seat and hits biscut in the head

ah mam i would like to be rubbed in cooking oil to keep me from rusting.

Posted: **Sun Jun 17, 2007 7:01 pm**

*Walks up with one of Jack's pet impaled on a Spear*
Sees jack waiting, hides spear behind back

Hi Jack, glad im back?

Posted: **Sun Jun 17, 2007 7:06 pm**

thompson wrote:*flys out of seat and hits biscut in the head

ah mam i would like to be rubbed in cooking oil to keep me from rusting.

This is not a mother joke. Any way.. did you just tell your mam (mother) that you want to be rubbed in cooking oil? You're one weird kid

*Goes matrix style and dodges thompson and his cooking oil fetish*
*He hits the waitress*

Poor girl doesn't get paid enough for this!

Posted: **Sun Jun 17, 2007 7:46 pm**

Dude, she works for me

Posted: **Sun Jun 17, 2007 9:46 pm**

meaning jack has her family locked up somewhere and he'll kill them if she doesn't play along

Posted: **Sun Jun 17, 2007 10:09 pm**

There not supposed to know!

Posted: **Mon Jun 18, 2007 1:47 am**

she's been slipping everyone notes while your back is turned.
btw : didn't really need to know details about the toad thing

Posted: **Mon Jun 18, 2007 2:38 am**

ORLY? Well then

*has her family slowly lowered into a pit of lava*

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