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Ash wrote:*Rolls into Room*
Gets hit by Biscuits *piyung piyung piyung* energy gun
"Will someone at least aim for him*
*Rubs scorch mark*

*shoots randomly into crowd of spammers*

*regurgitates Velyas goauld hand device and blasts biscuit*
*returns to waiting for kei*

*watches from waiting room* Next!

*sets self on fire

*looks into the view finder to see a burning can Thompson's in some random location on the planet*

*sends his best doctor to examine Kei*

*doctor returns*

Doc: Jack it's bad, she may not live.

Jack: Doc tell me, what do we need to do? Whatever it is I'll pay for it.

Doc: She needs a surgery Jack. A very complicated dangerous surgery.

Jack: You gonna tell SOULLES or do I have to?

Doc: ....

Jack: Argh it's always me...

*walks over to SOULLESS and Kei*

*grabs his Channeled Energy Cannon with tollah bonus and shoots everyone*

*beams Biscuit to the sun*

DG: "looks at watch" OH GOD im late for work CYA ALL LATER

*starts pushing the sun*

*after a few years Biscuit manages to get it to earth and rams it down Jacks throat*

*Steals DG's watch*

You're not going anywhere!

*Frowns as DG walks into work late* that will be 30 lashes.

*Goes Mel Gibson style on DG*

*eats the sun*

Would you like any sauce with that? It's a little hot!

DG: Jack its cold now... Just Puke the sun back >_>

DG!!! YOU'RE BACK!!!!!