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Oh look, D3ath lost his ascended defense again. I know remembering things is hard for you...well hard for all of you in camp Dumbinium (you like that? I kinda do...). Just leave the remembering your failures to us. They're usually too funny to forget...

You are unable to think of kewl names to insult us, mouthrank

nostra wrote:You are unable to think of kewl names to insult us, mouthrank

Aww I thought it was funny. I was either going to go with that or just stick to commenting on the irony of Prior of the DDE calling anyone a village idiot.

Dork Dominium? Nah...that's lame. Dark Dieminium? You know...cause your troops die in onliners a lot. Heh. Heh. Heh. Shoot me.

Our soldiers always expect to die, no exceptions

Either that, or the prior sets them afire !!

nostra wrote:Our soldiers always expect to die, no exceptions

Either that, or the prior sets them afire !!

So that explains why all of the attacks against me are a bunch of guys on fire who just fall over dead before they reach my defenses

I keep having to replant the lawn though...grass burns like a mother.

My grass always burn like a mother.....

I always try to chuck them over your defense though, hoping they'd give you a firm hugg before sizzling out.

Did i now McTaggart

McTaggart _Unsterblich_ No Subject 13:11 reply delete save

ps you did a ****ty job

Black Hole String Offense Strength 1,782,645
Black Hole String Maximum Strength 5,800,000
Energy Vortex Defense Strength 1,604,419
Energy Vortex Maximum Strength 3,500,000

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the few hits i made 23 ats used to be exact

1st hit
Phsyco Monster uses its Black Hole String to inflict 31,185,000,000,000,000 damage, destroying 116635 Energy Vortex Shields on my Star!
Blowing through the defenses, it also destroyed 289994 Black Hole String Weapons!
_Unsterblich_'s Phsyco Monster infuses 10,947,993,672,000,000 additional attack power to the fleets that follow!

my Star uses its Black Hole String to inflict 10,596,409,992,000,000 damage, destroying 24861 Energy Vortex Shields on Phsyco Monster!
It has exhausted all of its offensive power.

last hit
Phsyco Monster uses its Black Hole String to inflict 31,185,000,000,000,000 damage, destroying 55324 Energy Vortex Shields on my Star!
Blowing through the defenses, it also destroyed 93823 Black Hole String Weapons!
_Unsterblich_'s Phsyco Monster infuses 13,898,039,411,200,000 additional attack power to the fleets that follow!

my Star uses its Black Hole String to inflict 3,428,307,036,000,000 damage, destroying 2642 Energy Vortex Shields on Phsyco Monster!
It has exhausted all of its offensive power.

was nice to do as that couple of mil kills i got keeps my ME ticking over so while u carry on waiting for me ill come for u instead u nimwit if thats what call it.
so i do something and ll make sure ill use my tiny NG next time.
so retrain and ill visit again soon ''nosta''

Mathlord wrote:Oh look, D3ath lost his ascended defense again. I know remembering things is hard for you...well hard for all of you in camp Dumbinium (you like that? I kinda do...). Just leave the remembering your failures to us. They're usually too funny to forget...

oh mathy u mad bro?
i am back there i was maybe even higher not sure not gonna wait till turn change to see where it puts me but i see how lame taf is as you class massing defense of offline player in ascended where you do more damage to yourself as success in taf and think i have failed btw i think u imply i should not build any defenses for you to not make any more failures but ill gonna dissapoint u as well as i did with hokie, i am going to build them to make you guys fail over and over and over again cause it takes me like 26 turns or so to rebuild what u mass and you waste like 750 turns to mass it so its like almost 30 times in my favour and i get that by doing absolutelly nothing and well i think ill gonna class it as success and you can go on try massing me again, but try to do that in 500 turns so that it wouldnt be such a failure for u or cant anyone in taf do that to me?

Dear god how many smiley faces did you put in that block of text? o.O

I lost 6 million att super planets. You lost 32 million def super planets on your awe-inspiring 2.5 quad defense. You also lost over 585 million assassins (I rounded down each attack to the nearest million).

So in this battle where I apparently lost more massing you than you lost...I lost 30 million planets (6*5), you lost 737 million planets.

Now obviously these are small numbers, but you were so proud of still having that tiny defense, I'd be remiss to not remove it from you. I'm sure I'll come mass your rebuild again soon when your phasing has gone away.

You can talk proudly of making me "waste" turns massing you, but this is war. You can spend all the turns you want on farming or in wreckages, but the biggest account in the world isn't worth anything if you don't fight with it. At the end of the day, you got massed again and instead of you or your friends retaliating, you just sit there talking about how awesome it was that you got massed.

You know I heard this spiel about wasting turns the other day too when talking to Osiris. Is this really DDE's new opinion on warfare? That it's just not worth it to fight? What happened to kill everything? What happened to leaving your enemies with nothing but the shirt on their back? What happened to that killing spirit? I guess that is long gone...or maybe it was an illusion all along.

Mathlord wrote:Dear god how many smiley faces did you put in that block of text? o.O

I lost 6 million att super planets. You lost 32 million def super planets on your awe-inspiring 2.5 quad defense. You also lost over 585 million assassins (I rounded down each attack to the nearest million).

So in this battle where I apparently lost more massing you than you lost...I lost 30 million planets (6*5), you lost 737 million planets.

Now obviously these are small numbers, but you were so proud of still having that tiny defense, I'd be remiss to not remove it from you. I'm sure I'll come mass your rebuild again soon when your phasing has gone away.

You can talk proudly of making me "waste" turns massing you, but this is war. You can spend all the turns you want on farming or in wreckages, but the biggest account in the world isn't worth anything if you don't fight with it. At the end of the day, you got massed again and instead of you or your friends retaliating, you just sit there talking about how awesome it was that you got massed.

You know I heard this spiel about wasting turns the other day too when talking to Osiris. Is this really DDE's new opinion on warfare? That it's just not worth it to fight? What happened to kill everything? What happened to leaving your enemies with nothing but the shirt on their back? What happened to that killing spirit? I guess that is long gone...or maybe it was an illusion all along.

Keep talking and maybe someday you'll say something intelligent! Today is not that day and I fear that day is far far away. But one can always hope. Have you considered suing your brains for nonsupport though?


DDE plays smart. I know those two words are unfamiliar to TAF. You don't play and you are far from smart. Wasting turns on something that's long dead is like wasting bullets on corpses. Don't you worry if you so much as twitch we will fire.

So...what you're saying is [DC] D3ath's account is a long dead corpse? Because that's who was saying I was wasting turns by massing him...

Mathlord wrote:So...what you're saying is [DC] D3ath's account is a long dead corpse? Because that's who was saying I was wasting turns by massing him...

I know you have problems reading but I did say TAF there. That's you in case you weren't aware of that fact. I know you have the IQ of a lint but at least try.

You mentioned wasting turns. I took the liberty of informing you your team was dead. I'm trying to be nice you see.

Prior of the DDE wrote:

Mathlord wrote:So...what you're saying is [DC] D3ath's account is a long dead corpse? Because that's who was saying I was wasting turns by massing him...

I know you have problems reading but I did say TAF there. That's you in case you weren't aware of that fact. I know you have the IQ of a lint but at least try.

You mentioned wasting turns. I took the liberty of informing you your team was dead. I'm trying to be nice you see.

and who the **Filtered** are u ????
whats ur ID so i can mass u.
u talk to much

Prior of the DDE wrote:

Mathlord wrote:So...what you're saying is [DC] D3ath's account is a long dead corpse? Because that's who was saying I was wasting turns by massing him...

I know you have problems reading but I did say TAF there. That's you in case you weren't aware of that fact. I know you have the IQ of a lint but at least try.

You mentioned wasting turns. I took the liberty of informing you your team was dead. I'm trying to be nice you see.

Then you didn't understand the discussion. Your own alliance mates were claiming that it was a waste of turns for us to mass them. Not that it was a waste of turns to mass us.

Now sure, I mentioned my philosophy that anything your enemy has is worth killing. Sometimes I will mass a 100 bil defense in an enemy alliance if it means that the enemy loses all of their defenses. I was disappointed DDE didn't share the same resolve when it came to massing is all. You'd think they'd be all about fighting to the last unit, killing everything and seeing an opponent do the same to them.

It's defeatism at its finest when the only thing you have to brag about is that you got massed.

Now you're welcome to go forth and call us dead and keep pretending like DDE is doing magically well in this war, which you aren't. That said, let's think about this discussion we're having right now. TAF players massed DDE players. DDE players brag about getting massed. TAF still has defenses (bigger than the ones they just massed) and DDE isn't massing them, presumably because wasting turns on massing isn't worth it for them.

PS You just lost your defense again D3ath. Now talk about how awesome you are for getting massed twice in a day and doing nothing in response.