THE GREAT FLAMINGO WAR (Aims Gun At Flamingo)

[Solus]

*relaxed a bit, shifts aim away from Ash*
"you leave me alone, i leave you alone?"
*awaits reply after 10,000 year delay*

[Jack]

*reminds SOULLESS that he beamed him and Ash into space only to get them out of the way so he could think*


*is no longer mad at Ash and SOULLESS and beams them back to the Halo bridge*


*uses the beam to reattach Ash's head completely as if never severed*


*offers Ash and SOULLESS a shot of whiskey*

[Ash]

*Drinks both, its a little early for soulless to be drinking*

[Solus]

no its not early for me. not underage in my country (not my country as in ownership tho)

*accepts shot of wiskey*
*drinks shot of wiskey*
*suggests playing russian roulette with a fully loaded uzi*
*stops due to large disappointment from others*
*gets out eski with Tooheys old Black ale*
*drinks more*
*somehow sobre still*
*waiting for hit*
Ahhh! there it is...
and its gone again...
*amazed at cycle speediness*
"like a speedboat"

[Jack]

*informs SOULLESS and Ash that they have just been infected by the Ebola virus*




Symptoms are varied and often appear suddenly. Initial symptoms include high fever (at least 38.8°C (~102°F), severe headache, muscle, joint, or abdominal pain, severe weakness and exhaustion, sore throat, nausea, and dizziness. Before an outbreak is suspected, these early symptoms are easily mistaken for malaria, typhoid fever, dysentery, influenza, or various bacterial infections, which are all far more common and less reliably fatal.

Ebola goes on to cause diarrhea, dark or bloody stool, vomiting blood, red eyes (due to distention and hemorrhage of sclerotic arterioles), petechia, maculopapular rash, purpura, internal hemorrhage and external hemorrhage from all anatomical orifices, (i.e. the nose, mouth, anus, penis/vagina, eyes, ears) as well as incompletely healed injuries (e.g. needle-puncture sites, etc.) This is due to the virus having the ability to stop platelets from aggregating (clotting) and make cell membranes permeable. This leads to complications as such: The standard procedure to address the complication of lowering blood pressure is to introduce more fluids into the circulatory systems, yet this can result in the patient drowning from the fluids.

Other secondary symptoms include hypotension (less than 90 mm Hg systolic /60 mm Hg diastolic), hypovolemia, tachycardia, severe organ damage (especially the kidneys, spleen, and liver) as a result of disseminated systemic necrosis, and proteinuria.

The span of time from onset of symptoms to death (usually due to hypovolemic shock and/or multiple organ failure) is usually between 7 and 14 days. By the second week of infection, patients will either defervesce (the fever will lessen) or undergo systemic multiorgan failure.



*locks Ash and SOULLESS somewhere where they can't infect anyone else and can't kill them self and where they will receive life support but no pain killers*

[Ash]

*I knew i was forgive to easily*
this is going to hurt,
see soulless i was trying to save your life, really.

[Solus]

aww... just when i was begining to like this shell...

*ghost leaves body, builds new one and inhabits that, watches ghost less body writhe in pain*
*feels sorry for it but doesnt know what to do*

[Death God]

"Walks in unanounced" Anyone know where the nearest ....... Hmm wrong place oh well "takes out zanpaktu-to and levels it at Ash" Might as well join

[Jack]

*gives Ash the antidote and gives em some whiskey and women*


Whiskey is not tainted by anything I promise

[Solus]

aww... what about my body?

[Angnoch]

*shoots Soulless body* it is already gone my friend use this one instead *offers him the body of a 98year old*

[Jack]

aww... what about my body?

You cheated

[Ash]

*gives Ash the antidote and gives em some whiskey and women*


Whiskey is not tainted by anything I promise

Right when i was getting used to looking at the world through curve of a bubble. Oh well at least i won't slip and go rolling down any hills anymore, not that it wasn't fun.

"Walks in unanounced" Anyone know where the nearest ....... Hmm wrong place oh well "takes out zanpaktu-to and levels it at Ash" Might as well join

This is because i started cooking you wasn't it?
Oh well, points Mini-gun at Deathgod...formerly the Flaming Radioactive Trout.

[Jack]

*grabs a cigar and sits in a conveniently placed lazyboy*

[Osi]

*walks in and shoots his alter ego Prophet of truth in teh head with a needler*