Greetings.

[Gaius]

Damn, there's an option to delete posts.

[ƒëmmë ƒatalë]

*whispers in SS's ear*

[Gaius]

You can delete anyone's posts?...
Well..
I just did this :

[spoiler=Attack Log of Gaius vs. Mods]Gaius Theron - Living God of the Spam
Mods - Priors of the Admins

As with all battles, this one has been recorded for the official history of your realm. You, of course, are the first to know the results as they are reported directly to you first. This is the official report of the battle:


The army of Gaius Theron stormed the realm of the Mods!

Gaius Theron sent:
1 pack of PM spam and 2,117,256 Forum Post spam and 0 Hi spammers.

Careful and throughout observation records that the posts were armed as follows:

13,250 Boring long posts deploy from and encircle the Mods, adding to Gaius' offensive capacities!
2,026,333 Forum Post spams have Boring Subjects
90923 Forum Post Spams were meaningful!


Opposite this, stood the forces of the Mods

The Mods resisted the aggressors with:
79 Mods and 0 Spam Reporters
Careful and throughout observation your general records that the army carried the following arsenal:

65 Mods have what it takes...
65 Mods were armed with 100 post deletions per hour
14 Mods left their hands at home!


In a fury, the two opposing forces clash!

Gaius Theron, personally commanding The Horrible Destiny, their SpamShip, initiates the battle.
The Mods were commanding a fleet full of Fingers, their Hands.
The Horrible Destiny hovers above the battle, with all available spammers launching!
The Hands, and their fingers, start pressing Delete button.
The Horrible Destiny uses its Mass Spam to inflict 521,000,000,000,000 damage, destroying 3 Fingers on each Hand.
Blowing through the extended shield defenses, it also destroyed 12 Red Bull dozes, and totally destroyed 5 personal lives!
Gaius Theron's Horrible Destiny adds 284,924,568,438,241,000 additional attack onto their ground troops!

The Hands use their remaining energy to inflict 4 damage, destroying 0 Anti-mod Shields on The Horrible Destiny.

The Motherships have exhausted all of their offensive power.

The forces of Gaius Theron rush in full force, and inflict 437,346,427,501,535,182 damage on the Mods' forces!
It was confirmed that 0 of the Mods' forces fell at the hands of Gaius Theron's assault.


The forces of the Mods fought back with all they could, and managed to inflict 3 damage on Gaius Theron's forces!
They managed to eradicate 0 of Gaius Theron's Spam Messages.


The forces of Gaius Theron's Pack of PM spam break off from main attack force, and seek out the Mods' secret kewkiz!
0 PM spams are taken down by the defending army while attempting to disengage from the main battle!
The remaining PM spams engage the covert networks of the forum.
Always keep in mind, though, that a weaker army than the opponents, will distract their efforts, decreasing their effectiveness...
Unfortunately, the Mods' anti spam filter was too good at what it does for you to effectively find them, target them and eliminate them.



Putting down the chronicled battle report, you cross reference and call for the corresponding military armory reports to see the state of your weapons after such a battle...

Your Boring long posts went from 55,600 to 55,000 (now 55000/55600 and 1 percent damaged)
Your Boring Subject Posts went from strength 2,560 to 2,527 (now 2527/2560 and 1 percent damaged)



The forces of Gaius Theron massacred those of the Mods.
The forces of the Mods flee from the battlefield! One could see glory on the face of the victors, and spite on the defeated!

Considering what was available at the time in the realm of the Mods, it is recorded that
a total of 10,891,163,246,281 Kewkiz were taken from the realm of the Mods

Many wonder if the Admins will ban Gaius, but - when force meets force - there will have to be some changes in the preparedness of the Staff before such a feat should wisely be considered![/spoiler]

[Baxter]

haha
that was good

[Rampager]

welcome

[Gaius]

Actually.. it's more welcome to YOU. You joined far after me. lol.
Anyhow, request locking of this thread/topic, whatever it is.

[Zeratul]

Done...