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Woot woot

Should just mass them so you all can actually start an exciting conflict.

Tetrismonkey wrote:Should just mass them so you all can actually start an exciting conflict.

*grin* One would think a war starts by surprising and overwhelming your enemy. Like this:

Juliette wrote: Hey buddy, want to form an alliance? We traded a few times, you, me and other alliance members, and I think we could benefit from having each other's back. Just saying!

Random Noob Alliance leader wrote:omg of course yeah! were allies now yeah?

Juliette wrote: Yes friend, we are allies now. Can I have access to your forum.

(Side note: I already have access, but they do not need to know it)

Random Noob Alliance leader wrote: sure ofc y not

Time passes. 2 weeks later:

Juliette wrote: Say friend, we are allies. My access to your forum is quite limited. I like this new section you made, but I would like to have insight in what your HC thinks and decides.

Random Noob Alliance leader wrote: umm sure but u will keep things quiet right?

Juliette wrote: Of course, friend, we are allies. I would never betray you.

I compile records of who does what in the alliance, spread profiles among our alliance and provide our ally's HC with disinformation. Meanwhile, our alliance members are making good bonds of individual friendship with the members of our ally; getting the group together. My alliance starts building up and gathering resources; buying heavily from the ally at a good discount (reducing their resources at little cost to ourselves).

Random Noob Alliance leader wrote: hey wow ur powerful now! so glad were friends

Juliette wrote: Yes, friend, we happily protect you too.

Random Noob Alliance leader wrote: so cool

Juliette wrote: Say, friend, how about your alliance joins our alliance. We would be even better friends and we would have great teamwork. Everyone already knows each other, so it seems like a perfect idea, right?

Random Noob Alliance leader wrote: umm no were our own guys we dont want to disappear

Juliette wrote: Of course, friend, do not worry about that.

Individual members contact the ally's members they are closest to and ask them to hop over and to keep their question a secret as a personal favour to them.

Juliette wrote: Say, friend, how about we allow free traffic of members between our alliances? We can both continue to exist, and yet our members would have free choice where they want to be.

Random Noob Alliance leader wrote: sorry but i dont think thats a gud idea

Juliette wrote: I am getting a little frustrated with our friendship, RNAL. We give and give (see how much we trade with you guys!), and you receive our protection for free, and what do we get in return? A cold shoulder whenever we seek some approach between our two alliances.

Give the word to alliance members: "Execute Order 66". Formal invitations are sent to friends and family (a broad initiative, beyond merely the allied alliance). A majority of members, officers and other associates join our alliance.

Random Noob Alliance leader wrote: hey wuts goin on?

Juliette wrote: We are fed up with you. Join us, or die.

Declare war immediately and surprise attack.

Enemy surrenders, overpowered and broken in morale. Remaining alliance members join our alliance, or retire to some random peacenik alliance where they become our farms and target practice for our newbies.



Ah well. The good old days of warring are behind us. All we have left are dreams and fantasies.
And 'pre-ordered team matches'.

Uhm.....

*makes mental note never to give Juliette access to the forums in any form or shape*

BenjaminMS wrote:Uhm.....

*makes mental note never to give Juliette access to the forums in any form or shape*

Too late, she's got her paws all up in everything.. everywhere.

I think I might go scrub the mH forum clean.... it feels dirty now...

Lord XenoX wrote:I think I might go scrub the mH forum clean.... it feels dirty now...

Ever read Macbeth? You can scrub and scrub.. but the spots just will not come off.

*floating dagger*

Juliette wrote:Long Juliette Quote

Made my face melt. hurt my eyes to read all that. Very entertaining tho.

Sniperwax wrote:

Juliette wrote:Long Juliette Quote

Made my face melt. hurt my eyes to read all that. Very entertaining tho.

Made more so by the replies, rather than the actual story itself. Credit should go where it is due.

well this war is also going to have long word battles...

gl to both sides

Words are better than numbers.

The storyline is boring though!

Jim wrote:Words are better than numbers.

heyyy baby whats your name

can i get your numba too?