Notice Of Revocation Of U.S. Independence

[Jack]

You take a break for a short while, and the British think they have what it takes to reclaim America.



Tell ya what, I'll make a deal with you Brits. You leave us Texans be, and allow us our independence, and we wont have to run you out, then subsequently invade and occupy your island.

[thaltek]

the hoosiers say no to foreign occupation......

[Jack]

Us Texans wont stand for foreign occupation, however unfortunately for the rest of the country, we were planning on succeeding anyway.

[thaltek]

Us Texans wont stand for foreign occupation, however unfortunately for the rest of the country, we were planning on succeeding anyway.

you where a seperate entity originally...

and to be honest california and florda is gonna get kicked out of the fun squad anyways.... i figure spain might want them back......

[Magni]

US Independence fight wasn't really an "asskicking", honestly.
Pretty much utter failure, just some good luck for the US on a few occasions.

Ah yes, because wearing bright red coats make excellent camouflage. I had no idea that the British were still upset that a bunch of drunks made fools of their military over 200 years ago.

And wasn't Tony Blair just as incompetent as Bush is?

[chasm69]

To clear it up.
Yes there is baseball in australia It isn't amassivemovement but there are quiet a few people who play it.

If the americians need help learning to play Rugby I'd be glad to help I believe it is the only true sport although no one should play soccer and I mean no one what is that game...and the italians cheat at it....

And also if you aretaking Americas independence off them can we have ours We would be very greatful

[Juliette]

US Independence fight wasn't really an "asskicking", honestly.
Pretty much utter failure, just some good luck for the US on a few occasions.

Ah yes, because wearing bright red coats make excellent camouflage. I had no idea that the British were still upset that a bunch of drunks made fools of their military over 200 years ago.

And wasn't Tony Blair just as incompetent as Bush is?

Who needs camouflage.. like that would work against drunks who fire at everything that moves, even the wind.

As for Tony Blair.. he was brilliant. No one messes with the Tony.
(And what's this about Bush being incompetent? It's the advisors that make the King, not the King himself.)

[chasm69]

I dont generally think many countries used camoflage back in those days did theythe idea was for the soliders to be seen you know so they stand out and people know they were being watched andsuch

[Juliette]

My point exactly.
Aside from the uselessness of camo against drunkards, naturally it provides a perfect show of patriotism to dress up as redcoats. God save the Queen!

[chasm69]

Not that I want me making my point of camoflage to be confused with me being on the brits side, i am well and truly for Aussie being a republic so I am against them but I'm not a big fan of the yanks So my suggestion is Australia becomes leaders of the entire free world and we will show everyone how peacefully we can do it...Bundy and Barbies for everyone

[Juliette]

First off, I suggest Australia move to a more convenient spot, and not separate itself from the real world by either water (Pacific and Indian) or dictatorships (Asia & S-Am).

Then we can talk about being accepted into the 'free world', before we start talking 'leading' it.

[chasm69]

Accepted into the real world?
The entire free world and the rest (Rednecks excluded) want to be Aussie its everyones dream to be Australian...We have Bundy, Barbies, Beaches, Babes, Bush (The good kind for walking and animals and such) Havn't you seen that episode of Quads where hedies and goes to heaven and its Australia and then he is going to be sent to hell and its England...For a bunch of Convicts we are doing alright :smt098

[Juliette]

Not the 'real world', the 'free world'.

But we can settle that US Independence should be revoked, yes? Whether Australia or Britain is best is irrelevant compared to the .. level .. of the US.

[chasm69]

I agreeing on the revoking of there freedom but i also put forward the reason you cut the arguement short is that deep down you know..Warm beer , Stoney beaches and Bad teeth (Sorry I know that last one is a bad sterotype I have friends in england with great teeth but I just love it) cant compare to what we have in Australia come visit and Ill show you on time

[thaltek]

now that i think about it France can have Louisiana back, something about having cities below sealevel.... or maybe the Netherlands would be interested in the sinking city in the swampy state....

france could be next to texas.....