Re: Young Goa'uld Help Guide/Advice
Posted: Sun Jun 10, 2007 7:53 am
It's good we all know the true path, serving Anubis.
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Young Goa'uld Help Guide/Advice
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Re: Young Goa'uld Help Guide/Advice
Posted: Thu Jun 21, 2007 10:14 pm
thanks for help
Re: Young Goa'uld Help Guide/Advice
Posted: Wed Jun 27, 2007 12:26 am
AncientAnubis wrote:Okay, this can be commented on by young and old players alike, though I think it will be the veterans who do most of the guiding.....or at least I hope so. Veterans, feel free to post anything here that you think young Goa'ulds should remember and it will be added in a running list.
My two beginners:
1) Do not claim to be Tok'ra. If you want to be Tok'ra, switch to Tauri or Asgard.
2) Do not beg bigger Goa'ulds for naquadah, units, or attack turns. Begging makes us want to wipe out everything we have given you.
3) If you lose your defense to someone, suck it up and build it back. Then, y'know, if their smashing of your defense was for no reason, you can get a friend to "fix" this problem if you're not strong enough to.
4) Ask intelligent questions, and good things will happen. After all, we outsmart our enemies, so intelligence is of great value to us System Lords.
5) Don't attack players who you know very well are much stronger than you, it will only result in your being owned. This would include players in the top 100 and top 500 to a point.
6) If you want units quickly, raid targets that you get at least a minimum amount of units. If you want to know what this minimum amount per attack turn is, go to the marketplace and divide the number of units by the number of turns in 1 trade.
7) It's okay to attack fellow Goa'uld, it's what we do.
8 ) Do not pm people farming you with something like:I'm a GOD! You dared testing me, now, feel my wrath!!
Bow before your GOD!
9) Do not try to unify the Goa'uld, it won't happen because of alliance loyalties and honestly it's been tried before and some.....Goa'ulds.....stopped it.
Too late, I united them already
Re: Young Goa'uld Help Guide/Advice
Posted: Wed Jun 27, 2007 5:38 am
The post wasn't late, you were.
Re: Young Goa'uld Help Guide/Advice
Posted: Wed Jun 27, 2007 9:46 am
A god is never late
Re: Young Goa'uld Help Guide/Advice
Posted: Wed Jun 27, 2007 7:04 pm
Yes, but you aren't really a god are you? Mearly a person sitting behind a computer pretending to be a god? 
Re: Young Goa'uld Help Guide/Advice
Posted: Wed Jun 27, 2007 7:16 pm
as opposed to the tok'ra sitting behind computer screens claiming that they are warriors?
Re: Young Goa'uld Help Guide/Advice
Posted: Wed Jun 27, 2007 7:19 pm
Sun God Ra wrote:Yes, but you aren't really a god are you? Mearly a person sitting behind a computer pretending to be a god?
Why don't you meet me in RL and we'll see who's a god and who isn't? Oh yeah, you've seen my picture...Re: Young Goa'uld Help Guide/Advice
Posted: Wed Jun 27, 2007 8:50 pm
Sun God Ra wrote:Yes, but you aren't really a god are you? Mearly a person sitting behind a computer pretending to be a god?
You mean....I've been making all those sacrifices for nothing!?! Man, what a waste of virgins.
Re: Young Goa'uld Help Guide/Advice
Posted: Wed Jun 27, 2007 9:30 pm
sacrifice.....virgins.........why?
Re: Young Goa'uld Help Guide/Advice
Posted: Thu Jul 05, 2007 6:08 pm
i think he meant sacraficing their virginity 
Re: Young Goa'uld Help Guide/Advice
Posted: Sat Jul 07, 2007 1:45 pm
Lord Rylan wrote:AncientAnubis wrote:9) Do not try to unify the Goa'uld, it won't happen because of alliance loyalties and honestly it's been tried before and some.....Goa'ulds.....stopped it.
Too late, I united them already
LMAO, you wish, you united a small amount of them, their are tons of Goa'uld and System Lords out there that are not a part of your treaty.
Re: Young Goa'uld Help Guide/Advice
Posted: Sun Jul 08, 2007 11:40 am
Yep but I wonder what they currently do for the glory of goa'ulds :s
Re: Young Goa'uld Help Guide/Advice
Posted: Wed Jul 25, 2007 12:23 am
maby so but some of the strongest are in this treaty, and if we all do pull together when the time comes then more will surly join
Re: Young Goa'uld Help Guide/Advice
Posted: Wed Jul 25, 2007 12:28 pm
And when will that time be?