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your mums so fat things started floating round her and she was all "like look honey i have telekenesis", but infact it was orbit

your moms so fat
her thighs look like 150 lbs
of chewed bubble bum

damn that is good reading

your mother is so fat, when she put her phone from the left pocket to the right one, it change's channels

Your mumma's so fat when she was having a bath, christopher columbus tried to circumvent her ass by ship in 72 days. He failed miserably.

Your mothers so fat they had to rename Jupiter to the third largest planet like mass in the solar system.

Your mothers so fat, she went sunbathing and was mistaken for a beached Wale.

Yo Mummas so fat her belt size is EQUATER!

Your momma is so fat that when she jumped in the air, the landing killed all the dinosaurs.

Your momma is so fat that when she jumped in the air, the landing killed all the dinosaurs.

thx for telling me this historic thing, i hope i'll pass hisory now

i sad something about meteors but she sad i was wrong, if she says i'm wrogn again i'll send her your way floop^^

your moms so fat her ass is on both sides of the family

your mother is so fat, when she dresse's yellow, kids think its the bus to school -.-

Nice one.

Your momma is so fat that she when her car broke down they needed 2 tow trucks. One for the car and one for her.

Yo momma so fat that..

when the puts on that black dress she looks like space.

she got stabbed in the leg and gravy came out.

when she goes to the movie theater she sits next to everybody.

lol gunz pwnage XD

your mums so fat that when she stepped out onto the road, the oncoming traffic though she was a round-a-bout.

Enough...