Notice Of Revocation Of U.S. Independence

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Re: Notice Of Revocation Of U.S. Independence

I believe it is time to reinstate hanging, drawing and quartering for treason against the United States of BMMJ13.
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Re: Notice Of Revocation Of U.S. Independence

Jack wrote:
Phoenix of Terra wrote:Has anybody thought of the fact that, as Auriel isn't British, she has no legal right to do this?

*arrests Auriel for impersonation of figure of authority*
Oh yes, but it's sooo much more fun to go to war with England.


Edit: but uh, she isn't the one that made the decree, she's merely parroting it.
Well, in that case.

*deploys with 101st Airborne*
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Re: Notice Of Revocation Of U.S. Independence

I hereby declare Phoenix of Terra as the commanding officer of the entire Texan military might. That excludes my personal guard, of course.



Goodluck, Phoenix.
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Re: Notice Of Revocation Of U.S. Independence

BMMJ13 wrote:I believe it is time to reinstate hanging, drawing and quartering for treason against the United States of BMMJ13.
*hangs, draws, and quarters BMMJ13*

Now that I've got a warm up in...
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appy is hearby awarded full military command of the midwestern and northwestern armies, all states due west of ohio and north of oklahoma
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thaltek wrote:appy is hearby awarded full military command of the midwestern and northwestern armies, all states due west of ohio and north of oklahoma
I'd like to add I'm taking the South East as well.

Which includes the Airborne divisions, Rangers, and the other SF units, along with other bases, such as Ft. Knox and Norfolk.
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Re: Notice Of Revocation Of U.S. Independence

We're also taking command of Whiteman Air Force Base and the Groom Lake Facility.
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Re: Notice Of Revocation Of U.S. Independence

i will be taking all of the SW territories 12palms, nellis afb, basically all states west and north of texas..... except new mexico which was given to mexico as wedding gift to self appointed lord of mexico jesus sanchez rodriguiz sr.

i also claim all outsanding U.S. territories including washinton DC

i also hold the states of hawii, alaska, and all the states north of south carolina
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thaltek wrote:i will be taking all of the SW territories 12palms, nellis afb, basically all states west and north of texas..... except new mexico which was given to mexico as wedding gift to self appointed lord of mexico jesus sanchez rodriguiz sr.
Objection. NM has White Sands Missile Base. Wedding gift revoked for national security reasons.

Oh, and forces from Ft. Hood have been deployed to prevent White Sands from falling into a foreign government's possession.
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Mexico is currently under the control of my father, Phoenix.
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Jack wrote:Mexico is currently under the control of my father, Phoenix.
...

*stops troop deployment*

Appy is annexing Canada and placing it under Spacey's control, with Ash leading the military, right?
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I hope not. *reminds Phoenix that Ash was the one who first attempted to invade*
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Re: Notice Of Revocation Of U.S. Independence

In that case, Spacey can be the pupp- head of government.
thaltek wrote:and all the states north of south carolina
Kentucky (Ft. Knox and Campbell) is in my possession, as is Virginia (Norfolk) and North Carolina (Special Forces, stationed in Ft.Bragg).

You may have them once my troops have left.
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Re: Notice Of Revocation Of U.S. Independence

Objection, Phoenix of Terra.

All military forces in North Carolina & Virginia is under my command and my command only.
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