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[Gatedialer]

[18:52] <buck> And..
[18:52] <buck> for some reason....
[18:53] <buck> i find myself
[18:53] <buck> flirting with jix
[18:53] <buck> on msn...
[18:53] <Soomh> who?
[18:53] <Gatedialer> lol
[18:53] <buck> the scottish guy...
[18:53] <buck> lmao
[18:53] <Gatedialer> buck always flirts with guys
[18:53] <Gatedialer>
[18:53] <Soomh> LMAO
[18:53] <buck> Gatedialer : i think thats quoteable :p
[18:53] <Soomh> lol
[18:53] <Soomh> indeed!
[18:53] <Soomh>


(Soomh = Jen)

[~squishie~]

[@buck] Gatedialer : is there anouther colour?
[+Gatedialer] black?
[@buck] Ohh
[@buck] black..
>> ~Whitey[Canada] pops bucks blackheads
[@buck] mmm
[@buck] :p
[+Gatedialer] lol
>> @buck thanks whitey
>> @buck now has lovely clean pores
[squishie] lol
[+Darth-Yoshi] [16:05] <Whitey[Canada]> ahh, Cem's back to Yoshi <------No I am to Darth Yoshi
[TauriDundee] ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww what a time to come in, people getting blackheads poped in a public chat room....leep it private fellas

[Gatedialer]

[01:01] <Rienna> a few drinks?
[01:01] <Rienna> DeathXI | O Q says:
[01:01] <Rienna> I onllhy ad 4 margariitsa , 4 botlse of smirnoffffffffs vodka, ands a bottles of tequila!!! <<< talking about shini
[01:01] <Rienna> that's a few to you?
[01:02] <Shiin}away> pokepoke!
[01:02] <Ferra[Alpha]> yeah
[01:02] <Gatedialer> (lmao)

[Rienna]

[23:46] <Rienna> he's a broken padawan that cannot learn
[23:47] <Yun> who Hemotep?
[23:47] <Rienna> no no
[23:47] <Rienna> Gatedialer
[23:47] <Yun> The idea of him actually making it to padawan is ridiculous
[23:48] <Rienna> LMAO!
[23:48] <Yun> No way he's even force sensitive

[Rienna]

[00:45] <Rienna> aha!
[00:46] <Brigon> aha?
[00:46] <Rienna> 9 days, 14 hours, and 48 minutes till I own whitey's soul!
[00:46] <Brigon> ....
[00:46] <Replicationist> but whose counting
[00:46] <Brigon> what?
[00:46] * Rienna does the mr. burns "excellent"
[00:46] <Rienna> http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?Vi ... 0012387918
[00:46] <Rienna> he's the one selling his soul on ebay.
[00:46] <Rienna> I'm just buying it.
[00:46] <Brigon> how much?
[00:47] <Rienna> 5 USD
[00:47] <Brigon> a real bargin
[00:47] <Rienna> I know!
[00:49] <Brigon> its still only the first bid :p
[00:49] <Brigon> isnt he in canada right now?
[00:49] <Rienna> yesh
[00:49] <Rienna> he is
[00:50] <Rienna> I figure it should make that "international" shipping pretty cheap
[00:53] <Dr_Evil> Rienna ask him if he will hand deliver for an extra 10 bucks
[00:53] <Rienna> LMAO!
[00:53] <Rienna> it'd cost him way more than that to get here...
[00:53] <Dr_Evil>

[MackTheKnife]

[16:55] <Rienna> 9d 14h 38m
[16:55] <Rienna> s'only been like, 10 minutes since I last checked the bidding.
[16:55] <Rienna> >.<
[16:55] <Mack> i'm gonna sniper that auction
[16:55] <Rienna> why?
[16:56] <Mack> i want.........
[16:56] <Mack> HIS SOUL
[16:56] <Rienna> ......
[16:56] <Rienna> then outbid me, fool
[16:56] <Rienna> don't sniper the auction.

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[17:03] -->| Sigh (mailto:rybiart@GA-814FE947.dsl.scrm01.pacbell.net) has joined #StarGateWars
[17:03] <Rienna> no, life will be good in 9d 14h 30m when I own whitey's soul
[17:03] <Sigh> snipes aucton

[Kaizoku_Vaizard]

I need to make my computer drunk proof....

[TigerGirl]

[02:01:23] <@Replicationist> i'm a pretty girl

[02:04:42] <%MeanyGirl> [02:01:23] <@Replicationist> i'm a pretty girl
[02:04:44] <%MeanyGirl> oh really?
[02:04:47] <@Replicationist> o_O
[02:04:48] <@Replicationist> O_O
[02:04:50] <@Replicationist> no Cait
[02:04:52] <@Replicationist> NOOOO!
[02:04:54] <@Replicationist> quote that and die
[02:04:55] <Yun> No I'm assuming whatever he's using daemon tools for is illegal though
[02:04:57] * @Replicationist cries
[02:05:11] <@Replicationist> how would you know Yun
[02:05:16] <@Replicationist> and what does it matter to you either way
[02:05:32] <Yun> I said I was assuming Repli
[02:05:40] <+quickshot84> Whitey, that HAS to be quoted
[02:05:51] <~WhiteyAndCait> duh
[02:05:53] <~WhiteyAndCait> but shhh
[02:05:59] * @Replicationist cries silently
[02:06:00] <@Replicationist> meanies
[02:06:03] <@Replicationist> just cause I have sexy legs
[02:06:06] <+quickshot84> lol
[02:07:00] <@Replicationist> now I know thats gonna be quoted too
[02:07:07] <@Replicationist> damn you people taking things out of context



EDIT: Adding more:

[02:23:35] <@Replicationist> I hope you told Cait she has a fat ass

[02:26:41] <%MeanyGirl> <@Replicationist> I hope you told Cait she has a fat ass <--- my response: http://herebegames.com/StarGateWars/vie ... p?p=485037
[02:26:49] <DrNine> lol
[02:26:55] <@Replicationist> lol
[02:27:01] <@Replicationist> you suit your name
[02:27:26] <@Replicationist> I hope revenge was worth it, as i'm plotting mine

[drnine]

[23:46] <Rienna> he's a broken padawan that cannot learn
[23:47] <Yun> who Hemotep?
[23:47] <Rienna> no no
[23:47] <Rienna> Gatedialer
[23:47] <Yun> The idea of him actually making it to padawan is ridiculous
[23:48] <Rienna> LMAO!
[23:48] <Yun> No way he's even force sensitive

thats my officer dangit

[TigerGirl]

[02:50:14] <DrNine> you need a boyfreind
[02:50:16] <LordBalor> !
[02:50:19] <%MeanyGirl> friend*
[02:50:20] <%MeanyGirl> who?
[02:50:29] <DrNine> you
[02:50:31] <~WhiteyAndCait> I need one too :<
[02:50:31] <%MeanyGirl> lol
[02:50:33] <%MeanyGirl> i have one
[02:50:36] <%MeanyGirl> he's on my bed
[02:50:39] <%MeanyGirl> his name is Whitey
[02:50:39] <~WhiteyAndCait>
[02:50:43] <demondim> ha
[02:50:49] <DrNine> lol
[02:50:49] <LordBalor> Not Wacky?
[02:50:52] <~WhiteyAndCait> -_-
[02:50:52] <Yun> You need a better one

[Crusher]

<CrimsonFrost> I love hanson
<CrimsonFrost> Best band ever
<Nuto_vixen> MMMMBop
<Nuto_vixen> DooooBop
<CrimsonFrost> mm
<CrimsonFrost> That is so hot
<CrimsonFrost> If only I could be massed while listening to Hanson
<CrimsonFrost>

[buck]

<buck> "in 1256 the french army of 50,000 managed to defeat a small belgium vilage with a population of 13 women , 4 men, 5 babies and 1 cat.
<TheJora> And congratulatinos for that
<TheJora> does it say how many men they lost?
<buck> thats pretty much
<buck> it
<buck> well..
<buck> let me see
<buck> oh my heavy casulaities
<buck> the cat took out the entire armoured divsion

[Xavier]

<quickshot84> xavier....quote >.< quote ur heart out!!

So here I am again...

<Replicationist> http://Xavier.I.Love.You.net

Very nice of you to say, but wrong on so many levels

<SGW_Guest009> Got up to get a coffee, tripped on the ethernet cord, it fell out and i fell flat on my face...anyone who laughs gets a virtual stab in the face >.<
*** SGW_Guest009 is now known as LordBalor

<homer> roughly 5 more ppt's to go
<Replicationist> till?
<homer> im satisfied

<Replicationist> I could be 10% closer to my WoW game download finishing
<Replicationist> but nooo
<Replicationist> come on barby lets go party
<Replicationist> life in plastic, its fantastic

Some more madness provided by our good friend Sean

<Cemetery|Graphics> OMG!!! Hearin' "The Lion Sleeps Tonight" in Swedish...now that is an experience!

Yes, yes it is.

<LordBalor> Xavier's music killed my will to listen to music
<LordBalor> Then Cem's Hamster Dance put the final nails in the coffin
* Replicationist buries LordBalor
* Xavier shoves LordBalor's coffin in a deep hole and fills it with cement
* Replicationist places a WoW monthly pass on LordBalor's gravestone

Teamwork.

* quickshot84[Omega] plays with his newly formed boobs
<quickshot84[Omega]> ^_^

This is weird, even for a quote... and yes, he really did say that.

<Ravenger> i dont care if im not cooler then anyone else im just here to talk to peopel

awww

<Rienna> just double click
<Rienna> and you'll find yourself there
<Myst> must'nt come on demand...
<Arashi> *shudders at Myst's choise of words*
* DJ-Dead throws up
<Rienna> LMAO!

<Nuto_vixen> the doors will be too small for Buck and his giant HEAD to get through

<LordBalor> If anyone gets in your way, threaten to mass them in RL ^_^
<quickshot84> in RL!?
<LordBalor> Its an awesome game i found out about

Clearly you are losing touch with reality Tim

* Eric is listening to Chop Suey - System Of A Down
<Eric> I cry... When angels deserve to die...
<Loki> I don't
<Loki> they had it coming

<soldierx> hey people how do you ascend
<quickshot84> LOL
<NUN> can goaould ascend?
<quickshot84> anyone can
<NUN> they can?
<NUN> how?
* quickshot84 feels as tho he has wasted his time

<SGW_Guest819> hello
<ending> hello
<Xavier> hello!
<Neo> hello
<Bull3t> hello
<meow> hello
<ending> hello
<Stats> hello

Hey.

<Whitey> I'm too busty
<Ryan> He has a good bust if i can say so myself

<Brigon> scotty... i am... being attacked... by .. large.. amazon... women... please... beam.. up .. my clothes
<Zathras> lmao

<Habib> hurricane
<Habib> but you can call me slurricane
<Brigon> could
<Brigon> but wont
<Replicationist> more like spammicane

And so ends today's episode...

Stay tuned for... the adventures of Quickshot84 and his operator test!

[quickshot84]

<soldierx> hey people how do you ascend
<quickshot84> LOL
<NUN> can goaould ascend?
<quickshot84> anyone can
<NUN> they can?
<NUN> how?
* quickshot84 feels as tho he has wasted his time

you forgot to add that after i explained it all to NUN, it turned out he only just started....no G&R or anything >.<

And so ends today's episode...

Stay tuned for... the adventures of Quickshot84 and his operator test!

oh god....damn 11 year old n00b Xavier was pretending to be....

[Bastet]

Here are two I found while looking around my computer.
lets see if those involved remember them. From what I remember it was a long and slow day, or night depending where you were.

<Bastet> that help buck
<Neevil> not really Bastet coz buck is a muppet
<Bastet> mind of fluff huh
<Neevil> nah not that clever
<Bastet> beads?
<buck> lol
<buck> grrr
buck pets neevil
Neevil jumps into buck's lap and purrs at daddy
<Neevil> yup
<buck> :D:D
<Neevil> those coloured ones
<buck> now now
<buck> im not
<buck> THAT stupid...
<Bastet> at least it isn't the shiny ones
<buck> lol
<Neevil> Bastet he used to have the shiney ones but he kept nicking them
<Neevil> he's worse than a magpie for that
<Bastet> he stole his own beads
<buck> >.<
<Neevil> yup
<Bastet> now that is a bad habit, what did he do with them
<Neevil> even worse he didnt notice A. they were gone and B. that it was him stealing them
<Neevil> flogged them for pokemon cards

Poor Buck, couldn't get a word in.


<Bastet> beware the innocent looking children
<Bastet> they wish to steal your soul and sell it for lollipops
<Brigon> i sold my soul for jello when i was in 2nd grade
<makelovenotwar> lol
<Bastet> well in your case they steal your mind
<Brigon> lost that my senior year
<Bastet> stomache then
<Brigon> that fish i had yesterday killed it
<Bastet> in that case they just put you in a meat dicer and serve you as entree
<Bastet> an entree*
<Brigon> correct grammer, oh my
Bastet whacks Brigon with the poking stick
<Brigon> but i could be sick, sure its hygenic to serve ill human?
<Bastet> they don't know that, they are only little kids after all
<Brigon> evil
<Bastet> yes evil, but thats implide if you are an inocent looking child
<Brigon> what if they're an evil looking child?
<Bastet> then they are a bad actor
Daemon_lo334 has quit
<Brigon> i think you scared him
<Bastet> well we are very scary people
Mix has joined
<Brigon> heylo santa
<Mix> sup
<Brigon> going to be diced up
<Bastet> yep, only if the children catch you
<Mix> lol
<Bastet> and if you don't still have a soul, brain or stomache

Don't think they have caught him yet.