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Killtacular, why did you throw the grenade safety pins in the air and pocket the explosive?

*sees running figure explode on the horizon*

Donovan5 wrote:under enormous focused pressure water can cut steel as easily as a laser. Seen videos of it and it's kinda scary

Don't forget the additives, such as garnet dust.

yeah i've been warned about my forklift at work, cause the pressure cables are getting frayed and if one bursts even a pin prick the force of the fluid jetting out would be strong enough to slice through me, or anyone that happens to be in its path

Ash wrote:yeah i've been warned about my forklift at work, cause the pressure cables are getting frayed and if one bursts even a pin prick the force of the fluid jetting out would be strong enough to slice through me, or anyone that happens to be in its path

in that case it should be set aside and not used until it is repaired...

or we could use it as a lovely paperweight in the temple... what papers tho, i dont know...

*ponders*

How about those papers?

*Points to a teetering, towering stack of papers.*

Pushes stack of papers down onto soulless. Drives forklift/paper weight ontop of pile and park it there

Ah, much better. It would have been just plain dangerous to leave those papers paper-weightless.

Magni wrote:Ah, much better. It would have been just plain dangerous to leave those poor paper children out in the rain to let them gel all soggy.

Thanks for repeating what I just said thal. Like I was saying, it's a good thing we put that forklift on the paper children so they wouldn't get wet. I mean what would we have done if a storm rolled in? Think of the paper children!

on second thought.... *pulls out hose and waters down paper children*

Good thinking thal. Now they will grow into big, beautiful paper children trees!

Magni wrote:Good thinking thal. Now they will grow into big, beautiful paper children trees!

did sombody say wood chipper?

To chop up wood for insulating the paper children? I could go for it.

*Gets wood chipper.*