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I just got special new report in on the wire:

Chuck Norris has been killed in a lynching done by Chow Yung Fat, Jet Li, Jackie Chan and Bruce Lee.
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Bruce Lee????


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He didn't die, he ascended, hehe. :twisted:
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Chuck Norris Conservation Law:

"chuck norris can niether be created or destroyed, only transformed"
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There are only two things that can survive a nuclear blast...roaches and anyone within 5 trillion times the strength of Chuck Norris...which in fact is just Chuck Norris.
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13:38 General Zeus Sabotage Repelled 377,977,330 details

The forces of simpson_eh fought back with all they could, and managed to inflict 305,393,963,879,000 damage on Mathlord's forces!
They managed to eradicate 4,635,986 of Mathlord's troops.
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The forces of simpson_eh fought back with all they could, and managed to inflict 12 damage on Mathlord's forces!
They managed to eradicate 0 of Mathlord's troops.
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:evil: This is not a chuck norris fan chatroom

If you continue to discuss his greatness in thuis place of Nuto worship, I will be forced to open up this lovely can of whoop ass on Chuck norris, and you don't want to see him cry now do you?

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Funny you bring that up Nuto. In fact, quite recently, scientists discovered that Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried. And he never will.
Fills you up right

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chunkysoup wrote:Funny you bring that up Nuto. In fact, quite recently, scientists discovered that Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried. And he never will.


yes, but what isn't reported is that Nuto's tears improve longevity. why thanks to her, i've lived over 17 years without being slaughtered.

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but how often does nuto cry?
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Nuto doesn't cry. She weeps. Very rarely. Very very rarely...

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and at those times, the world weeps with her.

somewhere, that place of light, without sorrow, ascends in that old dream. I dream, of hope and light, reaching out with feathers of gold.

We craft our wings from the ashes of our deeds. Each feather, a joy, each scale, cold hatred.
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Wow... that was good!

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Kerrus Magrus wrote:and at those times, the world weeps with her.

somewhere, that place of light, without sorrow, ascends in that old dream. I dream, of hope and light, reaching out with feathers of gold.

We craft our wings from the ashes of our deeds. Each feather, a joy, each scale, cold hatred.


Wow! looks like we have a poet amoungst us! :-D :-D
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indeed...
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Atleast it bought some beauty back in here.

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