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Posted: Fri Mar 31, 2006 6:25 am
by Acronon
I just got special new report in on the wire:
Chuck Norris has been killed in a lynching done by Chow Yung Fat, Jet Li, Jackie Chan and Bruce Lee.
Posted: Fri Mar 31, 2006 6:47 am
by RepliJake
Bruce Lee????
LOL
Posted: Fri Mar 31, 2006 7:41 am
by Acronon
He didn't die, he ascended, hehe.
Posted: Fri Mar 31, 2006 7:52 am
by Alec/A H S
Chuck Norris Conservation Law:
"chuck norris can niether be created or destroyed, only transformed"
lavouiser
Posted: Fri Mar 31, 2006 11:59 am
by Mathlord
There are only two things that can survive a nuclear blast...roaches and anyone within 5 trillion times the strength of Chuck Norris...which in fact is just Chuck Norris.
Posted: Fri Mar 31, 2006 3:40 pm
by Nuto vixen
This is not a chuck norris fan chatroom
If you continue to discuss his greatness in thuis place of Nuto worship, I will be forced to open up this lovely can of whoop ass on Chuck norris, and you don't want to see him cry now do you?
Posted: Fri Mar 31, 2006 3:58 pm
by chunkysoup
Funny you bring that up Nuto. In fact, quite recently, scientists discovered that Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried. And he never will.
Posted: Fri Mar 31, 2006 7:15 pm
by Psi Kiya Trist
chunkysoup wrote:Funny you bring that up Nuto. In fact, quite recently, scientists discovered that Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried. And he never will.
yes, but what isn't reported is that Nuto's tears improve longevity. why thanks to her, i've lived over 17 years without being slaughtered.
~_+Psi Kiya Trist+_~
Posted: Fri Mar 31, 2006 7:42 pm
by chunkysoup
but how often does nuto cry?
Posted: Fri Mar 31, 2006 8:42 pm
by Nuto vixen
Nuto doesn't cry. She weeps. Very rarely. Very very rarely...
Posted: Fri Mar 31, 2006 10:01 pm
by Kerrus Magrus
and at those times, the world weeps with her.
somewhere, that place of light, without sorrow, ascends in that old dream. I dream, of hope and light, reaching out with feathers of gold.
We craft our wings from the ashes of our deeds. Each feather, a joy, each scale, cold hatred.
Posted: Fri Mar 31, 2006 10:25 pm
by Nuto vixen
Wow... that was good!
Posted: Sat Apr 01, 2006 12:55 am
by bolise
Kerrus Magrus wrote:and at those times, the world weeps with her.
somewhere, that place of light, without sorrow, ascends in that old dream. I dream, of hope and light, reaching out with feathers of gold.
We craft our wings from the ashes of our deeds. Each feather, a joy, each scale, cold hatred.
Wow! looks like we have a poet amoungst us!
Posted: Sat Apr 01, 2006 8:51 am
by Alec/A H S
indeed...
Posted: Sat Apr 01, 2006 4:57 pm
by Nuto vixen
Atleast it bought some beauty back in here.