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Nightmare wrote:

God shornaal wrote:

Nightmare wrote:

God shornaal wrote:

Nightmare wrote:

God shornaal wrote:

Nightmare wrote:When you're playing sports (or having sex in this case), the sweat can get in your face. That's why Towelie says "Always keep an extra towel in your duffel bag".

I need more towels.

No your a towel!

No cause im not covered in sweat

wanna get high?

No but i want cider!

Are you sure

Mmm......depends.....

Nightmare wrote:

Almost38 wrote:

Nightmare wrote:

God shornaal wrote:

Nightmare wrote:

God shornaal wrote:

Nightmare wrote:

God shornaal wrote:

Nightmare wrote:When you're playing sports (or having sex in this case), the sweat can get in your face. That's why Towelie says "Always keep an extra towel in your duffel bag".

I need more towels.

No your a towel!

No cause im not covered in sweat

wanna get high?

No but i want cider!

Are you sure

quote nuke time?

Get away from me evil towel!

/me gets away

On what?
PS
Be sure you bring a towel so you don't get allllllllll wet!

Ok this is just turned into spam now. lets just stay on track.

Hello everyone. i love you all. You are amazing and great.

God shornaal wrote::shock:

Ok this is just turned into spam now. lets just stay on track.

Hello everyone. i love you all. You are amazing and great.

this wasnt supposed to be spam?
oops

Almost38 wrote:

God shornaal wrote::shock:

Ok this is just turned into spam now. lets just stay on track.

Hello everyone. i love you all. You are amazing and great.

this wasnt supposed to be spam?
oops

Erm. No. its about spreading love and gettting to know each other.

oh well hi

Hehe nice topic shornaal, a bit of love from me to you

we gonna get high?

Nightmare wrote:we gonna get high?

yes

A towel, it says, is about the most massively useful thing an interstellar hitch hiker can have. Partly it has great practical value - you can wrap it around you for warmth as you bound across the cold moons of Jaglan Beta; you can lie on it on the brilliant marble-sanded beaches of Santraginus V, inhaling the heady sea vapours; you can sleep under it beneath the stars which shine so redly on the desert world of Kakrafoon; use it to sail a mini raft down the slow heavy river Moth; wet it for use in hand-to-hand-combat; wrap it round your head to ward off noxious fumes or to avoid the gaze of the Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal (a mindboggingly stupid animal, it assumes that if you can't see it, it can't see you - daft as a bush, but very, very ravenous); you can wave your towel in emergencies as a distress signal, and of course dry yourself off with it if it still seems to be clean enough.

More importantly, a towel has immense psychological value. For some reason, if a strag (strag: non-hitch hiker) discovers that a hitch hiker has his towel with him, he will automatically assume that he is also in possession of a toothbrush, face flannel, soap, tin of biscuits, flask, compass, map, ball of string, gnat spray, wet weather gear, space suit etc., etc. Furthermore, the strag will then happily lend the hitch hiker any of these or a dozen other items that the hitch hiker might accidentally have "lost". What the strag will think is that any man who can hitch the length and breadth of the galaxy, rough it, slum it, struggle against terrible odds, win through, and still knows where his towel is is clearly a man to be reckoned with.

Almost38 wrote:

Nightmare wrote:we gonna get high?

yes

Finally, thank you!!

PS
Hi

wat we gettin high off of?

obluette wrote:Hehe nice topic shornaal, a bit of love from me to you

*Sends some plutonic love to Obulette*

@nightmare.
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I give in. lets get high.