Drinking games and drinking stories (reader discretion req)

[Vendetta]

A guy I know tried mixing bourbon with sea water cause he ran out of coke. I'll bet it was tasty

But better yet, a mate of mine, while drunk, ran out of spirits. And he doesn't like beer, but thats all the was left, so, being the genius drunk that he is. He decided to try mixing beer with beer, to see if it would taste better. I must have laughed for hours

Also, if someone is vomiting, I give them another drink and tell them it will help. Is always good when they drink it then puke again right after. Keep in mind I'm usually sober these days so i just screw around with people haha.

[Londo Mollari]

did i mention my mate who had a kebab, threw it up a few hours later, then ate it again?

[R D Anderson]

A mate of mine went through i dono how much JD this summer while we wer in crete and ended up fallin asleep at the top of a slide in a playground, though we had no idea where he was, didn turn up til like 3 o clock the next day. but he had sick all over the back of his jeans..............turns out wen he woke up he went down the slide into where he had got sick that night

oh and i love the way half the stories start with 'a mate of mine once...' lol priceless

[semper]

ok ok...

drinking game we play at uni. deck O cards... red or black. Get it wrong you have to drink the cards value in seconds (A = 14, king = 13 and so on..). Get it RIGHT and you can allocate the seconds to someone else. Leave to go the toilet or something else, and all second are automatically allocated to you until you return. One time, someone went to the toilet, forgot the rules, took their time and was drinking the chester concoction for 459 seconds. (chester concoction = 1/3 Vodka, 1/3 energy drink and coke cola, 1/3 any other alcohol present. Usually beer, cider, whiskey, baileys, whine and possibly absinthe or sambuka.)

Next one is high or lower (not too good.. ) Final one is "I have never..." im sure most have heard of it, if not though... basically you go round the group and every ones sentences start with "I have never..." and you add an action or event. If you HAVE done it, you drink. Im normally murdered in this game.

As for doing stupid stuff whilst being drunk... well. Ive been in a bad mood and smacked a metal pole repeatedly until I broke my hand? Otherwise, im actually normally very sensible and just usually a bit more talkative, and apparently very funny.

My friend Kev, on his birthday got himself destroyed by 6:30pm (thats 30mins after he started...) and ended the night by being handcuffed to a lamp post naked, with all his clothes and the key to the cuffs in the fountain thats at the centre of chester. Myself and a friend called Nathan tried to pole dance in a club whilst being drunk once, which was quite amusing.

Tom Twin (who plays this game..), when we were on a night out in NZ, ended up going into someones apartment (followed by me, the innocent bystander) he threw a rugby boot at this guys door, and we pegged it to be followed by a group of lads demanding to know who did it, and why. Tom being tom, of course, did not just walk away..but made remarks as he did so...a close shave (although I have had my share of fights on a night out...)

My friend Johnny went drunk driving. Not very clever... but when we informed him the day after his reaction was rather funny..the horror in his expression.

[Fear Of The Duck]

drinking is not a game... it's a serious business.

[Thriller]

Very true, since you live in a country that managed to make a beer company more profitable during a depression.

[R D Anderson]

Very true, since you live in a country that managed to make a beer company more profitable during a depression.

pure genius if u ask me

[rdr3777]

god gave teh world wisky so the irish wouldn't rule the world

[Osi]

Got a good one, me and one of my best friends went to a party friday night, and we killed half a handle of vodka between us while all the other people drank beer.

so you had a little over 10 drinks. Impressive 8 beers is 11.2 drinks, for your average beer. I always laugh at people who claim others are lightweight because their drinking beer. I once had a guy call me light weight cause I was drinking beer and he was drinking bourbon, I polished off a carton and was still standing strong, he got maybe a quater way though his 750ml bottle, mixing it with ALOT of coke (I think he finished about 2L of coke) and was passed out. **Filtered**.

thats 10 drinks at 135 pounds age 18... granted I drink a lot but it had been a few weeks. So I was doing good in my book. We're planning shot pong for my best friends birthday when we get back to school.

[rdr3777]

well that explanes the god complex and sense of highness dude your going to fall soon

[Solus]

this isnt the spam temple RDR. keep the 'you will fall' routine in there.

~soul