funniest ever pm?

[[SlayerS_fith]]

thanx man!!! for mass ofcourse!


what was wrong with me that i attacked alpha member!

FOR ONE NAQ HIT! Damn...

It's so BIG aliance, they are POWERFULL than all other players of SGW together!!!
They are the BEST and UNTUCHABLE! They can mass and destroy a little alliance like Assasin order like peace of cake! Assasin's have 10x less players, so they should not even think about to look at any Alpha's player.

Thanx for massing, i should be praud, and i'am proud that BIG alpha leader took time and looked at me and that he MASSed a little mouse like me. My 100.000 weapons was massed by member of BIG Alpha leader!

I'm really proud!


2nd pm after a your welcome i jsut pwned your spy's.

WOOHHOOO my spies? thanx for explanation!!!
i asked them and they said in a last moment before they die, that they get orgasms when they felt your "BIG" alpha leader hand!!!


made me lol

[RevAngEl]

thanx man!!! for mass ofcourse!


what was wrong with me that i attacked alpha member!

FOR ONE NAQ HIT! Damn...

It's so BIG aliance, they are POWERFULL than all other players of SGW together!!!
They are the BEST and UNTUCHABLE! They can mass and destroy a little alliance like Assasin order like peace of cake! Assasin's have 10x less players, so they should not even think about to look at any Alpha's player.

Thanx for massing, i should be praud, and i'am proud that BIG alpha leader took time and looked at me and that he MASSed a little mouse like me. My 100.000 weapons was massed by member of BIG Alpha leader!

I'm really proud!


2nd pm after a your welcome i jsut pwned your spy's.

WOOHHOOO my spies? thanx for explanation!!!
i asked them and they said in a last moment before they die, that they get orgasms when they felt your "BIG" alpha leader hand!!!


made me lol

This made my day it's so funny why don't I never get funny PMs?

[muffafuffin]

thanx man!!! for mass ofcourse!


what was wrong with me that i attacked alpha member!

FOR ONE NAQ HIT! Damn...

It's so BIG aliance, they are POWERFULL than all other players of SGW together!!!
They are the BEST and UNTUCHABLE! They can mass and destroy a little alliance like Assasin order like peace of cake! Assasin's have 10x less players, so they should not even think about to look at any Alpha's player.

Thanx for massing, i should be praud, and i'am proud that BIG alpha leader took time and looked at me and that he MASSed a little mouse like me. My 100.000 weapons was massed by member of BIG Alpha leader!

I'm really proud!


2nd pm after a your welcome i jsut pwned your spy's.

WOOHHOOO my spies? thanx for explanation!!!
i asked them and they said in a last moment before they die, that they get orgasms when they felt your "BIG" alpha leader hand!!!


made me lol

lmao too awesome!

[Manetheren]

I always found this one funny..

Message text:

i\'m active... farm me again and i shall bring down the wrath of the DDE...

you HAVE been warned

[BMMJ13]

Message text:

yeah got it.

Now 2 options. il let u remove whats lef tof the defense on the Dual. then u elt me take it back to try again another time.
or risk losing the lot. coz i will run it down =)

Message text:

still getting 2 in a Turn jsut a matter of time. besides u can stay keep some naq liek 5-6 trill from what u spent. so u wont lose it all.
and give u a a shot of taking it another time.
If i garentee u not to be hit when u sell away the defense's might help ya.

gosh i dont even kno why im offering.

Then I informed him that mathematically he needed at least 4 a turn to get it before I could merlin it.

Message text:

PLayed smart i guess. enjoy your new planet.

All in all one of the more fun pm's I got and an enjoyable night.

[Curumo]

I always found this one funny..

Message text:

i\'m active... farm me again and i shall bring down the wrath of the DDE...

you HAVE been warned

Did this come from a DDE member?

[[SlayerS_fith]]

Message text:

yeah got it.

Now 2 options. il let u remove whats lef tof the defense on the Dual. then u elt me take it back to try again another time.
or risk losing the lot. coz i will run it down =)

Message text:

still getting 2 in a Turn jsut a matter of time. besides u can stay keep some naq liek 5-6 trill from what u spent. so u wont lose it all.
and give u a a shot of taking it another time.
If i garentee u not to be hit when u sell away the defense's might help ya.

gosh i dont even kno why im offering.

Then I informed him that mathematically he needed at least 4 a turn to get it before I could merlin it.

Message text:

PLayed smart i guess. enjoy your new planet.

All in all one of the more fun pm's I got and an enjoyable night.

was till you got some1 to phase you for about 8 hours straight lol.
cant say i didnt rage.
otherwise i would have retaken that planet and GG to your naq reserves
but agreed.

All in all one of the more fun pm's I got and an enjoyable night.

[Manetheren]

I always found this one funny..

Message text:

i\'m active... farm me again and i shall bring down the wrath of the DDE...

you HAVE been warned

Did this come from a DDE member?

If I remember right, yes.

[Rudy Peña]

thanx man!!! for mass ofcourse!


what was wrong with me that i attacked alpha member!

FOR ONE NAQ HIT! Damn...

It's so BIG aliance, they are POWERFULL than all other players of SGW together!!!
They are the BEST and UNTUCHABLE! They can mass and destroy a little alliance like Assasin order like peace of cake! Assasin's have 10x less players, so they should not even think about to look at any Alpha's player.

Thanx for massing, i should be praud, and i'am proud that BIG alpha leader took time and looked at me and that he MASSed a little mouse like me. My 100.000 weapons was massed by member of BIG Alpha leader!

I'm really proud!


2nd pm after a your welcome i jsut pwned your spy's.

WOOHHOOO my spies? thanx for explanation!!!
i asked them and they said in a last moment before they die, that they get orgasms when they felt your "BIG" alpha leader hand!!!


made me lol

lol, I love your's and Deni's PM's, both of your's are so freakkin funny.

[MaxSterling]

Okay. I get this message after the guy jumps on PPT...

Message text:

ok its all good i got your number

In response to a 12.2T naq and 1.5m UU missed PPT end. ( He had almost 7m UU out, but I had to wait a turn change and by then there was only 2.5m UU left )

So I replied...

Message text:

Cool... be sure to call me when you\'re about to miss your PPT again!

I love naq...

[Curumo]

Nice one Max

Mane: Who did this come from? Please PM me the details of this PM. Would greatly appreciate it ...

[muffafuffin]

Okay. I get this message after the guy jumps on PPT...

Message text:

ok its all good i got your number

In response to a 12.2T naq and 1.5m UU missed PPT end. ( He had almost 7m UU out, but I had to wait a turn change and by then there was only 2.5m UU left )

So I replied...

Message text:

Cool... be sure to call me when you\'re about to miss your PPT again!

I love naq...

max you took my beautiful Ronin hit last night didnt you

[buck]

I see your showing up a lot in our logs today...

If I see you again coming days, I\'ll mass your entire alliance.

Regards

I responded by continueing to farm...

[Tropic Thunder]

you could have just explained your so cauld math instead of asking me but yeah i would love to hear this

by the way here is my math

im not that active now but if i was i would go back to hitting not less than 40 bil after all you have 5000 at to work with and they go fast. so if i was to waist my time on 10 bil the 5000 / 15 = 334 * 10 bil = 334 bil
5000 / 15 = 334 * 40 bil = well you get the point

from someone who said an 11b hit was far from profitable, so he showed me (using his math) that only a 40b+ hit is worth it

pretty ironic he can't even work out 334 *10b lulz

[Duderanch]

u sto[p being a **Filtered** or u will loss your defence i have reported u to certain people who will love to take all u have u have been warned

Seconds after this he was on PPT