Update!!!
The supreme being Lord Katsumoto reigned power down from the heavens to initiate this war on a new level, and as a result,
tilo has been descended as a result of the battle!!!
After giving up on the ascended level, Lord Katsumoto sent his war machine out once again, freshly off ppt, to celebrate the new year. His soldiers expected a few nights of drinking and debauchery, but were instead thrust onto the field of battle. A one sided battle ensued, where Catsupmotor took out darkhunter's SDF 1, and the massive war machine obliterated darkhunter's 11 trillion defense and executed 19 million or so spies. This was a one sided battle waged via smart phone.
Shortly after this annihilation, Lord Katsumoto awoke to find the army of Lord Hell Down and his trusted Hell Bound, destroying all he had built. His trusty Catsupmotor, down. His 26 million defense weapons, nearly destroyed. The engineers somehow magically were able to repair his weapons and protect his defense from falling. Lord Katsumoto tried to counterstrike, but failed miserably via smart phone. darkhunter joined in and the 2 vs 1 regain. Just when the armies of LK were prepared to throw in the towel, something amazing happened. When attempting to attack, the protected planets treaty prevented. Dumbfounded, Lord Katsumoto sat in wonderment. How were his armies spared by a third ppt this week? A messenger delivered word from rob3rt, alliance ppt was put into place for LK to get some repairs in. Perfect timing to say the least. Catsupmotor, rebuilt. Defense repaired and beefed up.
Messages from darkhunters starting pouring in.
what did i ever do to u im gonna take great plesuer in making u quit the game ive done it to other players and ill do it to u
u gutless coward
bull **** im gonna crush u
bull ur a coward come off of it and lets play im gonna descend u
Lord Katsumoto always gets a chuckle out of these messengers.
Lord Katsumoto thanks the gods for the magical ppt, and is now leaving ppt to go back into battle, this time on a computer, not a smart phone.
Lord Katsumoto reporting,
for the DDE Empire.
PS, updated stats
Your Achievements (war points per in brackets)
Attack Mercs Killed (30) 43,961,066
Defence Mercs Killed (10) 57,962,638
Attack Soldiers Killed(60) 0
Defence Soldiers Killed(20) 177,759
Attack Super Soldiers Killed(300) 28,549,364
Defence Super Soldiers Killed(100) 102,351,119
Spies Killed(50) 151,220,327
Spy Killers Killed(50) 23,313,569
Mothership Weapons Destroyed(300) 884,310
Mothership Shields Destroyed(300) 1,042,496
Mothership Fleets Destroyed(200) 275,187
Naquadah Stolen(0.0001) 2,739,431,638,065
Untrained Kidnapped(50) 228,037
Weapon Points Destroyed (Sab+Att)(0.0001) 1,468,658,724,350
Attack Turns Used(1) 8,264
TOTAL WAR EXPERIENCE POINTS 30,347,061,918
Your Failures
Attacking Mercenaries Lost 7,287,024
Defending Mercenaries Lost 20,268,684
Super Questers Lost 102,568,473
Super Defenders Lost 11,506,455
Covert Agents Lost 8,223,067
Anti-Intelligence Drone Lost 4,158,000
Mothership Weapons Lost 316,927
Mothership Shields Lost 718,328
Mothership Fleets Lost 114,089
Naquadah Lost 2,984,595,770,290
Untrained Lost 332,231
Attack Turns Used Against You 2,910
, you only just came back 
With much respect We in the GoB hereby surrender to LordKatsumoto of the DDE