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lulz. lulz.. lulz...

http://www.nasa.gov/topics/earth/features/2012.html

@ I know it was a male, he said his name was Jesus (pronounced Hosay)

Dummies. If the end of the world is on December 21, there will be no December 22nd. So until the terminator crosses the dateline, things can still go wrong. *crosses fingers*


*hopes for something like North Korea's nuclear arsenal exploding, killing everyone due to nuclear winter effects*

Juliette wrote:Dummies. If the end of the world is on December 21, there will be no December 22nd. So until the terminator crosses the dateline, things can still go wrong. *crosses fingers*

You do realise those were just films and not real?

Juliette wrote:*hopes for something like North Korea's nuclear arsenal exploding, killing everyone due to nuclear winter effects*

I don't understand how you can say crap like that...actually, i do but you get my point.

On a more serious note, are we not leaving the age of Pisces (hence the fish sign for Jesus. nothing to do with "fisher of men") and entering the constellation of Aquarius today?


I've had a quick look but have not found anything concrete. the dates given are all over the place and can't be arsed to look any more...

For those who have no idea what i am talking about, look up the precession of the equinoxes.

In fact 21 december 2012, it's just the rise of the Zeta Reticuli Reptilian-Hybrid Super Soldiers New Age and total domination within the United Empire of Galactic Tribes. 1960's planes will come once again from space to throw once again their trillions of aliens inside volcanoes and Xenu will dance Gangnam Style bare naked on the top of Kilimandjaro and Justin Bieber will be featured while Godzilla does moonwalk in the Tien Anmen place in China...In the end everyone will be Rick Rolled.

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I started laughing until i came to Justin Bieber and nearly threw up

That'd be a great apocalyps. It's like a party.

Justin Bieber will just sing, he won't go bare naked. That would cause universe to collapse, because Chuck Norris would then divide by zero while clapping with one hand, if Justin Bieber was to go bare naked.

Gregor Clegane wrote:That'd be a great apocalyps. It's like a party.

So long as Justin Bieber is not invited. the reptilians and aliens are ok though

Legendary Apophis wrote:Justin Bieber will just sing, he won't go bare naked. That would cause universe to collapse, because Chuck Norris would then divide by zero while clapping with one hand, if Justin Bieber was to go bare naked.

Can we sacrifice Justin Bieber to Zandoo, the volcano god? PLEEEEEEEZ!?!

Juliette wrote:Dummies. If the end of the world is on December 21, there will be no December 22nd. So until the terminator crosses the dateline, things can still go wrong. *crosses fingers*


*hopes for something like North Korea's nuclear arsenal exploding, killing everyone due to nuclear winter effects*

well minutes to midnight in parts of Aus, those kiwis are already in 22nd ..though aint heard from any so maybe they aint

fem fatale wrote:

Juliette wrote:Dummies. If the end of the world is on December 21, there will be no December 22nd. So until the terminator crosses the dateline, things can still go wrong. *crosses fingers*


*hopes for something like North Korea's nuclear arsenal exploding, killing everyone due to nuclear winter effects*

well minutes to midnight in parts of Aus, those kiwis are already in 22nd ..though aint heard from any so maybe they aint

The Beginning of the End, is the End of the Beginning.. ah well. Whatever (does not) happen(s), (does not) happen(s).

Well...that was erm...very uninteresting. no planet X, no planet nibiru, no CMT's caused by planet alignments, no pole shifts...or anything else for that matter


Close thread please

Goes to show that all conspiracy theories are just a load of crock, fantasies to mislead those parts of the masses that cannot accept the reality of our situation (the part that *could* if organised strike up a revolution; but since they are divided about which hoax to believe, their momentum falls apart). It is a control mechanism. I find it to be particularly effective.