Notice Of Revocation Of U.S. Independence

[chasm69]

Going back to a topic I seen earlier wouldn't the french want a swampy state Swamp=Frogs and Frogs=Food?

[thaltek]

i don't thing frogger and froglette like you anymore...

ribbit...

[chasm69]

....I love Frogger....
so

Ribbit

[thaltek]

not so loud pops might hear us going

ribit....

and think we are talking about him

ribbit......

[chasm69]

sorry


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There you go thal

[thaltek]

sorry


*Ribbit Ribbit Ribbit

pops is french.... and fix'd your post....

[chasm69]

Thanks man... Im lazy....I know

[thaltek]

[chasm69]

There you go man all fixed

[Fear Of The Duck]

To the citizens of the United States of America:

In the light of your failure to elect a competent President of the USA and thus to govern yourselves, we hereby give notice of the revocation of your independence, effective today. Her Sovereign Majesty Queen Elizabeth II will resume monarchical duties over all states, commonwealths and other territories. Except Utah, which she does not fancy.

utah?? why utah loik?? i thougsh 't was nebraska (nebraskashire?) thash nobdy fancy...

Using the same twenty seven words interspersed with filler noises such as "like" (...) is an unacceptable and inefficient form of communication.

what d'ya mean loik using 'loik' is unacceptable and inefficiensh loik??

3. You should learn to distinguish the English and Australian accents.

what aboush oirish accents?

6. You should stop playing American "football." There is only one kind of football. What you refer to as American "football" is not a very good game. The 21.5% of you who are aware that there is a world outside your borders may have noticed that no one else plays "American" football. You will no longer be allowed to play it, and should instead play proper football. Initially, it would be best if you played with the girls. It is a difficult game. Those of you brave enough will, in time, be allowed to play rugby (which is similar to American "football", but does not involve stopping for a rest every twenty seconds or wearing full kevlar body armour like nancies). We are hoping to get together at least a US Rugby sevens side by 2010.

by 2010 loik?? impossible...

You should stop playing baseball. It is not reasonable to host an event called the 'World Series' for a game which is not played outside of America. Since only 21.5% of you are aware that there is a world beyond your borders, your error is understandable. Instead of baseball, you will be allowed to play a girls' game called "rounders," which is baseball without fancy team strip, oversized gloves, collector cards or hotdogs.

how aboush crickesh?

Waitresses will be trained to be more aggressive with customers.

roish!!

11. As a sign of penance, 5 grams of sea salt per cup will be added to all tea made within the Commonwealth of Massachusetts, this quantity to be doubled for tea made within the city of Boston itself.

me granpa will enjoy thash

12. The cold tasteless stuff you insist on calling beer is not actually beer at all, it is lager. From November 1st, only proper British Bitter will be referred to as "beer," and European brews of known and accepted provenance will be referred to as "Lager." The substances formerly known as "American Beer" will henceforth be referred to as "Near-Frozen Knat's Urine," with the exception of the product of the American Budweiser company whose product will be referred to as "Weak Near-Frozen Knat's Urine." This will allow true Budweiser (as manufactured for the last 1000 years in Pilsen, Czech Republic) to be sold without risk of confusion.

tipical lack of competence in beer loik european brews of known and accepted provenance are coiders, lagers and stouts!

14. You will learn to resolve personal issues without using guns, lawyers or therapists.

aye!! roish!! fists, bottles and kitchen noifs loik!! why would one need anything else?

15. Please tell us who killed JFK.

chuck norris

[Jack]

chuck norris

That reminds me, Auriel, you guys are in some deep **Filtered**...

[chasm69]

mmm Never...what.,...who

[Londo Mollari]

12. The cold tasteless stuff you insist on calling beer is not actually beer at all, it is lager. From November 1st, only proper British Bitter will be referred to as "beer," and European brews of known and accepted provenance will be referred to as "Lager." The substances formerly known as "American Beer" will henceforth be referred to as "Near-Frozen Knat's Urine," with the exception of the product of the American Budweiser company whose product will be referred to as "Weak Near-Frozen Knat's Urine." This will allow true Budweiser (as manufactured for the last 1000 years in Pilsen, Czech Republic) to be sold without risk of confusion.

a further ammendment to the above article is required

henceforth, all American "whiskeys", Jack Daniels etc shall be reclassified as Bilge Water

the term whiskey will now refer to only a malt which has been produced in Scotland


as for any texans trying to invade the UK, i believe the last time that mainland Britain was succesfully invaded (or any significant land force landed) was in 1066 at the Battle of Hastings

unlike the US which was invaded by Europeans in the days of the pilgrim fathers

what you americans and canadians are forgetting, is that, in a watered down wishy washy way, you are all of european descent

[Iƒrit]

over my dead body...

[Londo Mollari]

over my dead body...

*arranges a hit on Ifrit*