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[DD2] JediMasterX wrote:

Mulletman. wrote:some dude said hed sab me every day untile i deleted. then he tried to sab me, failed, and said it was a test of my str and that hed be back. never heard from him again

yeah, like Ra said he's probably plotting. I know I had a noob I massed 3 months before that he built up just so he could mass me and then delete. Plus I'm also plotting my revenge on some people too now that I've finished my ascentions .

ur my freind right jedi right *untrains his spies*

lol my noob has decided that $$ is his only option and obut 300k uu for attackers..he has yet to make them supers or even buy weps..lol..too bad he has no covert to prevent sabbing his weps...lol

hmm cant remember any noob threats ive had but i did have one guy telling me if i attack his inactive officers he will mass me because he farms them himself somehow.

i got threatend by some noob 1/5 of my size, it was funny

Judochop wrote:Ive been told, that i would be hunted down, beaten, have my feet skinned,a nd have them put into a lemon juice tub. after this lasted for "years" he would procede with sticking a rather large cylindrical(wow sry) object in my rear-end till it was coming out my mouth. then the "fun" began, with him suspending my body from my... u know. then he would pull a casino on me, breaking every bone in my body with a little league baseball bat. then bury me at the end of death in an ant hill.

o nearly forgot, b4, he beat me he would pull a dave chappelle on me, by "heating a hanger on the stove for like 40 minutes then stick it in my bum, real slow (sizzle motion)" litterally wat he said. i nearly crapped my pants, which all in all, isnt that odd for me.

That is the most descriptive threat ever

Me, no threats. I am a noob meself (everyone on this board give me 100Bil... Trillion dollars! Or I'll mass you with my Army of Doom!)

the most recent time i quit was because of n00bs.

It was along the lines of

"If you attack me again i will find you, i will kill you, i will kill your family i will kill your friends and i will **Filtered** laugh."

Naturally i attacked him 10 times a day...

so off he goes and now i had fifty death threats a day from more and more n00bs...eventually i just left..

I got one recently. I had a multi/noob join me as an officer. He sent me a message saying:

Hi i am new to the game and need some help growing. I dont have much UP at the moment but i will increase that fast. If you kick me, i will understand. thanks

dave

I naturally kicked him...since his army size was 4. I then received this message:

You have made a powerful enemy today my friend. I will grow and and use my power to destroy your account. If you are able to withstand my onslaught, which i doubt. I will take great pleasure of finding you....i will let you dwell of what horrors await you if it comes to that

dave

A little bit of an extreme reaction......

Lol, be wary, a couple of people acted all big and tough with me when I started playing.... It's so fun to track them down and make them pay once you've got big enough and they've forgotten all about it MUHAHAHAHAHAHA

*EDIT: I'm not saying you acted all big and tough with him, just pointing out that with enough determination....

i am already bricking myself in advance ....well. its faded now. o well. back to raiding

Mine was, "I hate people like you."

Kindda makes me wish I were still attacking. I always like reading such messages!

Yea. Is it legal to post the names of newbs sending such messages? Might be fun to hit them just for the reaction...