1) Do you threaten people with RL harm?
Nope
2) do you promise “mess up their computer” or “give them a virus”?
Nope
3) Do you think about ways to hurt them when you come back online, while lying in bed?
Nope
4) do you spend more than $100/month on the game?
Not spent a penny, and dont intend to.
5) do you sleep less than 30 minute intervales so you can bank every turn OR set an alarm so you can at least wake up and bank after an acceptible amount of time?
Nope
6) Do you create new websites/chat services/forums etc.. soley designed for taking down your enemies
Nope
7) have you blown off visiting family to raid?
Yes... When I thought raiding was worth the time.

Have you blown off "relations" to mass someone
Nope
9) have you bought a whole new computer when your current one crapped out on you souly so you can play?
Nope
10) Do you get all your RL mates to start playing so you can have a "team"
Nope
11) do you have RL friends?
Yup
12. If no to 11 are your SGW friends your only friends
N/A
13) do you plan world trips to visit them?
Might do in the future...
14) Have you trained a friend/family member/pet to bank for you?
Nope, but it would be cool.
15) have you contemplated ways of cheating to beat your enemies?
Yes, but I would never carry it out.
16) Do you get your mother to give out to people when you get attacked.
Leave her alone...
17) Have you ever given out your cell phone # in the event of emergency ingme?
Nope
18) Have you ever called someone due to an emergency ingame?
Nope
19) have you ever had “relations” with another player?
Nope, well... kinda...
20) if yes have you ever massed your special friend over something they did to you?
NEVER!
21) have you ever stormed off to the store to buy more beer because you ran out while in the middle of massing?
Yes...
22) have you ever stormed off to the store to buy more beer because you ran out while in the middle of being massed?
No, that would be interesting.
23) Do you only use ppt to sleep?
Nah.
24) have you ever cried due to something that happened in game?
LoL
25) Have you ever waited a year just to get that guy? then quit the game laughing?
No.
26) have you ever begged someone not to leave the game?
Not begged... just asked a lot.
27) Do you make sure to hit up as many conventions as possible?
Yeah.
28) do you have at least 99% of your contacts on msn as people you met ingame?
Yeah.
29) Have you messaged those 99% to vote for you for an sgw forum award or messaged them to click on your recuitment link for each new wave for Q?
Have done, not anymore since I discovered how anoying it is.
30) Have you ever considered to jump off the top off a building/cliff/bridge because of a war ingame?
Ummm.... Obviously...
