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a rather long post, but definetly a good read


n00b bashing ftw too....

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[21:14:15] <quickshot84> blink/pirat3..wahtever...sthu...
[21:15:11] <pirat3> who is blink ?
[21:16:02] <quickshot84> [21:05:27] * blink (mailto:123456@5F72FE58.EE794B15.8AC60434.IP) has left #lobby
[21:16:02] <quickshot84> [21:06:13] * pirat3 (mailto:123456@5F72FE58.EE794B15.8AC60434.IP) has joined #lobby
[21:16:05] <quickshot84> wow your a n00b
[21:16:40] <pirat3> great.. teach me how did u track it ?
[21:17:11] <quickshot84> easy...you dont
[21:17:14] <pirat3> yes ,& i'm finding a commander
[21:17:31] * Bastet is now known as ninja
[21:17:37] <ninja> kill the pirate!
[21:17:42] * trigger_mike (mailto:I@m.dead.sexy.au) has joined #lobby
[21:17:47] <trigger_mike> n00b?
[21:17:55] * quickshot84 is now known as ninja2
[21:17:56] * ninja points to the pirat3
[21:18:00] <ninja2> aaiiiiIIiiEEE!!!!
[21:18:04] <pirat3> hey hey
[21:18:04] <trigger_mike> arghh matey
[21:18:06] * LordBalor is now known as ninja3
[21:18:10] * pirat3 just jiking
[21:18:13] * ninja2 kicks the crap outa the pirat3
[21:18:14] <ninja> kill the pirate!
[21:18:16] <ninja3> Pirate!
[21:18:21] * pirat3 just joking
[21:18:24] * trigger_mike is now known as ninja4
[21:18:35] <ninja> ninjas attack!
[21:18:37] <ninja2> form a circle around!
[21:18:41] * ninja2 attacks
[21:18:45] <ninja3> Ninja power!
[21:18:51] * ninja4 goes round behind
[21:18:54] * ninja2 charges up
[21:18:58] <ninja4> use the ninja stars
[21:19:07] * ninja takes out kantana
[21:19:09] * ninja3 uses his ninja staring powers
[21:19:13] * ninja2 unleashes a volly of kicks and punches onto the pirat3
[21:19:28] * pirat3 *cough bleeding
[21:19:28] * ninja6 (mailto:itdontwork@GA-34B63C90.vic01.dataco.com.au) has joined #lobby
[21:19:30] * ninja5 (mailto:Kane_4_bia@GA-4C0E4AD7.tpgi.com.au) has joined #lobby
[21:19:32] <ninja6> wa
[21:19:34] <ninja3>
[21:19:35] * ninja4 flykicks pirat3
[21:19:36] <ninja5> woo
[21:19:37] <ninja3> More brothers
[21:19:41] <ninja2> aieee!!
[21:19:42] <ninja3> slay the pirate!
[21:19:43] <ninja2> attack!!!
[21:19:44] <ninja4> come ninjas, fight
[21:19:50] <ninja> oy what about sister ninjas
[21:19:59] * ninja5 pulls out a sword
[21:20:00] * pirat3 *cough * cough
[21:20:01] <ninja2> bothers and sisters attack!
[21:20:06] <ninja2> XD!
[21:20:09] * ninja6 round houses pirate3
[21:20:11] <ninja> aiyaaaa!
[21:20:12] * ninja5 attacks
[21:20:17] * ninja4 ninja humps pirat3
[21:20:20] * pirat3 is now known as Superman
[21:20:21] * ninja attacks also
[21:20:22] <ninja3> hhheeeeeyaaa!
[21:20:24] <ninja> ...
[21:20:26] <ninja2> umm...
[21:20:27] <ninja2> ok
[21:20:29] * ninja3 is now known as kryptonite1
[21:20:30] <ninja2> he ruined it
[21:20:30] * Superman immune
[21:20:32] <ninja2> lol
[21:20:34] <ninja> wooot
[21:20:34] * kryptonite1 attacks Superman
[21:20:36] * ninja2 is now known as kryptonite2
[21:20:39] * kryptonite2 attacks superman
[21:20:41] <Superman> whatchhh
[21:20:52] * Superman is now known as Batman
[21:20:57] <ninja5> DIE PIRATES
[21:20:59] * kryptonite2 is now known as jokergas1
[21:20:59] * ninja is now known as Ivy
[21:21:06] * jokergas1 is now known as ivy2
[21:21:08] * ninja4 slays ivy
[21:21:12] <Ivy> oi!
[21:21:17] * kryptonite1 is now known as clayface
[21:21:18] <ninja4> >.>
[21:21:20] * Ivy whacks ninja4
[21:21:20] <ninja4> <.<
[21:21:29] <Batman> hey .. wherr is Robin ?
[21:21:32] <Ivy> bad micheal
[21:21:33] * clayface smashes the Batman
[21:21:33] * ninja6 snaps ivy's neck
[21:21:36] * ivy2 is now known as Joker
[21:21:40] <clayface> Robbin is getting some in the backdoor
[21:21:47] * Joker throws a joker bomb at batman
[21:21:51] * Ivy thwacks ninja6
[21:21:54] * Batman call Robin
[21:21:56] <Joker> ninja's >.<!!!
[21:22:03] <ninja6> wah
[21:22:03] <Joker> all on batman!!
[21:22:04] * ninja5 defendes the back door
[21:22:05] * ninja4 is now known as penguin
[21:22:07] <Joker> better
[21:22:14] * penguin waddles on Batman
[21:22:18] * Ivy mutters
[21:22:19] <clayface> lol
[21:22:23] <ruby> ur all nuts
[21:22:27] * Ivy is now known as PoisonIvy
[21:22:34] * penguin penguin humps ruby
[21:22:37] <PoisonIvy> we might be, but at least we have the outfits
[21:22:45] <penguin> tight latex ones
[21:22:49] * ninja5 sneaks up behind ruby and slits her thoat
[21:22:50] <Batman> can we be friend Ruby..
[21:22:56] <PoisonIvy> ... not you, you can stick to the suits
[21:23:09] * clayface has no clothes on
[21:23:10] * penguin ties batman to a pole
[21:23:12] <clayface> just clay
[21:23:17] * ninja6 (mailto:itdontwork@GA-34B63C90.vic01.dataco.com.au) has left #lobby
[21:23:22] * ninja5 humps clayface
[21:23:24] <PoisonIvy> hmmm I would have gone catwoman but she is involved with batman
[21:23:29] <Joker> lol
[21:23:31] * clayface gets ninja5 all dirty
[21:23:35] <penguin>
[21:23:38] * penguin films
[21:23:44] <PoisonIvy> bad ninja down bad bad
[21:23:54] * Batman *cough-cough
[21:23:55] * Joker lubs on PoisonIvy
[21:24:05] * clayface slays Batman
[21:24:08] <Batman> gtg..
[21:24:11] * PoisonIvy threatens joker with a snake
[21:24:17] <PoisonIvy> aw and this was getting fun
[21:24:18] * penguin kicks batman on the way out
[21:24:19] * Joker eats it
[21:24:20] <Batman> morning is coming ..not good for Batman
[21:24:25] * Joker kicks batman out
[21:24:32] <Batman> ok ok
[21:24:33] * clayface is now known as Morning
[21:24:38] <Joker> whats big, black and not in here anymore?!
[21:24:38] <Batman> i'll go out
[21:24:41] * Morning does bad things to batman
[21:24:43] <PoisonIvy> hey now we can have a villian party
[21:24:44] * penguin is now known as sun
[21:24:49] * sun burns Batman
[21:24:50] * ninja5 is now known as ninjas_RULES
[21:24:56] * Joker is now known as birds-tweating
[21:25:00] <Batman> hahaha
[21:25:02] * birds-tweating is now known as birds-tweeting
[21:25:06] <birds-tweeting> tweet tweet
[21:25:08] * Batman (mailto:123456@5F72FE58.EE794B15.8AC60434.IP) Quit (Quit: )
[21:25:16] <Morning> ROFL
[21:25:17] * ruby (mailto:spiderlook@GA-86D75F23.nrth.cable.ntl.com) has left #lobby
[21:25:18] <birds-tweeting> lmaooo
[21:25:19] <Morning> best time ever!
[21:25:19] <PoisonIvy> woot
[21:25:19] <02sun> lol
[21:25:24] * sun is now known as trigger_mike
[21:25:25] * Morning is now known as LordBalor
[21:25:28] * birds-tweeting is now known as quickshot84
[21:25:32] * PoisonIvy is now known as Bastet
[21:25:33] <02trigger_mike> twas fun
[21:25:38] * ninjas_RULES is now known as Kane_4
[21:25:40] * quickshot84 highfives everyone
[21:25:41] <quickshot84> YEAH!
[21:25:44] <Bastet> but it must all come to an end
[21:25:48] <quickshot84> ok
[21:25:49] * Bastet high fives back
[21:25:50] <quickshot84> ive got it all logged

<Bastet> what is going on?
<quickshot84> nothgin
<quickshot84> nothing at all
<quickshot84> we were jsut about to talk about...the weather
* Bastet scrolls up
<trigger_mike> quickshot84, is groping caitlin
-Caitlin- is AFK -(bed i guess)- gone for 2hrs 25mins 32secs. [One time response to the nick "Caitlin"]. -H-o-m-e-r-S-c-r-i-p-t-
<quickshot84> and how nice it has been

nuff said

and that is a prime example of how a quote is taken waaaaaaaaaaay outa context >.<

For some odd reason I am compelled to quote this

SGW Chat wrote:<Reincarnate> screw that...
* demondim has quit IRC (Quit: demondim)
* Cem|Bones watches oddly as Reincarnate screws the Vadican..
* Cem|Bones walks away in disgust
<Reincarnate> nooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
<Reincarnate> i didn't mean thart

[6:59pm] * Joins: Mujo (mailto:Mujo@1900A164.191E6139.3C559AE2.IP)
[7:00pm] <RedPill> why was I massed, Mujo?
[7:00pm] <zesh[n00b_hunter]> redpill what u do?
[7:00pm] <Mujo> hey "the guy that loves me"
[7:00pm] <zesh[n00b_hunter]> lol
[7:00pm] <RedPill> I did nothing
[7:00pm] <@wacky>
[7:00pm] * squishie sends hordes of lemmings over Peri
[7:00pm] <Mujo> i heard youre founding my groupies club
[7:00pm] <@wacky> yea u did
[7:00pm] <@wacky> u registered to play sgw
[7:00pm] <Peri> :O:O:O
[7:00pm] <Mujo> LMAO
[7:00pm] <zesh[n00b_hunter]> lol wacky
[7:00pm] <zesh[n00b_hunter]> thats a keeper

<Satchmo_The_Trumpeteer> NV, guess what I'm buying
* LordBalor slaps trigger and goes
<trigger_mike> >.<
<Satchmo_The_Trumpeteer> something you dont like
<Satchmo_The_Trumpeteer> but i do
<Nuto_vixen> a gun?
<trigger_mike> porn?
<Satchmo_The_Trumpeteer> yes!Q
<Satchmo_The_Trumpeteer> gun
<Satchmo_The_Trumpeteer> not porn
<Satchmo_The_Trumpeteer> she likes porn
<trigger_mike> oh yeh nuto like that
<idw> lol
<Nuto_vixen>
<Satchmo_The_Trumpeteer> especially lesbian porn
<Nuto_vixen> oh yeah... you know me too well
<Nuto_vixen> me and my porn
<Nuto_vixen> hell yes!

* LadyYunaTheClaw is afraid...
<squishie> lol Ares
<Ares> no human animal hybrid
<squishie> and i only have 5k turns to use
<LadyYunaTheClaw> Unless it's human cat...because if anime has taught us anything...it's that cat ears are sexy
<Ares> nuts I only have 4k
<Ares> no having sex with neko girls
<squishie> Ares: im gonna raid though in a second :p
* LadyYunaTheClaw snaps
<squishie> LadyYunaTheClaw: lol
<Ares> no
<Ares> down
*** franzis has joined #stargatewars
<Ares> bad LadyYunaTheClaw
<Ares> no neko girl sex
* squishie shoots a tranquilizer at LadyYunaTheClaw
<LadyYunaTheClaw>
<Ares> it's unatural
*** franzis has left #stargatewars
<Ares> let the japs do it
<LadyYunaTheClaw> lol
<Ares> they are crazy like that
<squishie> wow franzis likes coming and going >.<
<Ares> he saw what we were saying
<Ares> and high tailed it out of here
<Ares> :-0
<squishie> lol
<Ares> the new version of winamp organized my music
<LadyYunaTheClaw> pssht
<Ares> and added in the band names
<squishie> its probably because you were saying no neko girl sex :p
<squishie> lol
<Ares> no unatural sex
<LadyYunaTheClaw> But WHY!!
<Ares> if you start with cat girls
<Ares> where will it stop
<Ares> where!
<squishie> with the cat girls? :p
<LadyYunaTheClaw> lol
<Ares> next thing you know it'll be everywhere
<Ares> and what will we say?
*** blaze has quit (Ping timeout)
<Ares> ******** furries
<LadyYunaTheClaw> rofl
<Ares> and then those monsters will want "rights"
* squishie wants rights


This was quite funny at the time...

[16:28:42] <02trigger_mike> mines only about 3-4 inches long

MY HAIR, IT WAS MY HAIR!!! I HATE YOU ALL!!!

Utterly pwned.

quickshot84 wrote:[16:28:42] <02trigger_mike> mines only about 3-4 inches long

lies!


s'bigger than that.

Rienna wrote:

quickshot84 wrote:[16:28:42] <02trigger_mike> mines only about 3-4 inches long

lies!


s'bigger than that.

why do you bring lies into this forum Rienna

[02:17] * Gatedialer is now playing: AC/DC - What Do You Do For Money Honey [03:35m/208Kbps/44kHz/mp3]
[02:18] <Cait> question: AC/DC - What Do You Do For Money Honey answer: AC/DC - Dirty Deeds (Done Dirt Cheap)
[02:18] <Cait> lol
[02:18] <Gatedialer> rofl
[02:19] <Arashi> Cait: yes
[02:19] <Arashi> hehe
[02:20] <Cait> yes what?
[02:20] <Arashi> your "question" I said "yes" to it
[02:21] * Gatedialer is now playing: AC/DC - Given The Dog A Bone [03:32m/197Kbps/44kHz/mp3]
[02:21] <Gatedialer> no
[02:21] <Gatedialer> this is better
[02:21] <Gatedialer> Given the Dog a bone is just a blow job
[02:22] <Gatedialer> so What do you do for money honey? Given the dog a bone
[02:23] <Arashi> NO NO
[02:24] <demondim> no no what
[02:24] <Arashi> if you want a good question: AC/DC What Do You Do For Money Honey
[02:24] <Arashi> the answer would be: AC/DC - Let Me Put My Love into You
[02:25] <Arashi> followed by: AC/DC - You Shook Me All Night Long
[02:25] * Gatedialer is now playing: AC/DC - Have A Drink On Me [03:59m/194Kbps/44kHz/mp3]
[02:25] <Arashi> Gatedialer: and that's how it started
[02:25] <Arashi> you're listening to Back In Black Album aren't you
[02:25] <Gatedialer> hell yes
[02:26] <Gatedialer> The last 40 seconds of this song are one of the best of any AC/DC song
[02:27] <Arashi> so this is how Gatedialer wants his night to be: AC/DC Have A Drink On Me, followed by: What Do you DO for Money Honey, followed by: Dirty Deeds (Done Dirt Cheap), with an hint of "Let Me Put My Love into You", with an encore of: You Shook Me All Night Long
[02:28] <Gatedialer> add COver you in oil in there
[02:28] <Gatedialer> oh Lets Get it Up
[02:28] <Gatedialer> yay
[02:28] <Gatedialer> last 40 seconds
[02:28] <Gatedialer>
[02:29] * Gatedialer is now playing: AC/DC - Rock And Roll Ain't Noise Pollution [04:14m/195Kbps/44kHz/mp3]
[02:31] <Arashi> then you got the oppsite responce: he starts out as a "Love Hungry Man" and figures "Girls Got Rythem", but she'll "Walk All Over You" then he would keep "Beating Around the Bush" then she says you "Touch Too Much" and You get "Shot Down in Flames" which just will "Get It Hot" Making you a "Night Prowler" on the "Highway to Hell"
[02:31] <Gatedialer> chat quote
[02:31] <Gatedialer>

ah missed the best of all "Thunderstrike"

[20:49:43] * Whitey (mailto:root@whitey.is-a-geek.org) Quit (Quit: Time for my bi-yearly reset... Followed by my yearly bath...)
[20:49:48] <quickshot84> O_O!!!!
[20:49:59] <11Brigon> he... quit?
[20:50:08] <quickshot84> OMG!
[20:50:20] <11Brigon> it's a sign of the apocolypse!
[20:50:24] <05Bastet> ,,,
[20:50:30] <11Brigon> THE END IS NEAR!
[20:50:34] <quickshot84> knowing our luck, once he reboots, nothing on his comp will work
[20:50:37] <11Brigon> REPENT REPENT!