SGW Chat Quotes!

[Rienna]

<trigger_mike> i stand by my pffft
<trigger_mike> in fact i mkae it longer
<trigger_mike> pffffffffffffffffft
<Kaskets_Woman> pfffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffft
<trigger_mike> -.-
<Kaskets_Woman> my pfft pwn'd your pfft

[trigger_mike]

pfffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffft :p

[Gatedialer]

[00:45] <Tagi> cait's sitting very very very still
[00:45] <Tagi> O_O
[00:46] <trigger_mike> meditiation
[00:46] <Cait> now i'm just swearing to myself
[00:47] <trigger_mike> wat have u lost
[00:47] <trigger_mike> feet?
[00:47] <Tagi> lol
[00:47] <trigger_mike> i cans see ur undies
[00:47] <trigger_mike> :
[00:47] <trigger_mike> *
[00:47] <Cait> oooo
[00:47] <Cait> i saw quicky's hawt mom
[00:47] <Tagi> O_o
[00:47] <trigger_mike> :s
[00:47] <trigger_mike> creepy
[00:48] <Tagi> taht was my dad who walked past...
[00:48] <trigger_mike> lmao
[00:48] <Gatedialer> ROFL OWNED

[quickshot84]

[22:27:12] <Whitey> and I've been having sex a lot longer than you
[22:27:21] <Whitey> and have probably had it a lot more times than you, and in a lot more ways than you
[22:27:21] <Whitey>
[22:28:12] <trigger_mike> :S
[22:28:14] <trigger_mike> k
[22:28:24] <trigger_mike> im kinda disturbed by that statement Whitey
[22:28:39] <Tagi> yes
[22:28:46] <Tagi> that is REALLY disturbing
[22:28:46] <Tagi>


some things just have to be quoted...

[Flam]

KAsket told me to >_>

[20:46] <homer> pfft
[20:47] <Flam> !seen Flam
[20:47] * SCB hands Flam a mirror.
[20:48] <Flam> is scb a bot?
[20:48] <Flam> !seen Homer
[20:48] <SCB> Homer was last seen 0 hours, 2 minutes, 0 seconds ago in #stargatewars saying pfft
[20:48] <Flam> !seen Whitey
[20:48] <SCB> Whitey was last seen 10 hours, 56 minutes, 35 seconds ago quitting from the server with the reason NickServ (GHOST command used by nfsnobody)
[20:49] <Flam> !seen Ishmayeck
[20:49] <SCB> Ishmayeck was last seen 3 hours, 54 minutes, 16 seconds ago in #stargatewars saying Me has a black background too
[20:49] <Flam> O_O
[20:49] <Flam> ha i got a tricky one
[20:49] <Flam> !seen SCB
[20:49] <SCB> Yes, Flam, ready to serve!
[20:49] <Flam> oh hes good >_>
[20:50] <Flam> Who is you master SCB?
[20:50] <Flam> me
[20:50] <Flam> scb
[20:50] <Flam> omg
[20:50] <Flam> im talking to a bot
[20:50] <Kasket> lol
[20:50] <Flam> quyick i need a friend!
[20:51] <Flam> where do i find a "friend"?
[20:51] <Kasket> another good one for the quotes

[quickshot84]

[20:51:04] <+trigger_mike> i never failed any subjects, just it wasnt maths to me when lettrs were involved
[20:51:06] <+Ferra> how does he write it
[20:51:11] <+trigger_mike> yhats wat english is fot
[20:52:00] <%quickshot84> seems like someone needs to go back to school to learn english too....
[20:52:03] * %quickshot84 points to trigger_mike




[19:04:57] <+trigger_mike> i got sex today
[19:05:19] <Rottenking> lol
[19:05:27] <%quickshot84> i watches sex today
[19:05:27] <%quickshot84> >_>
[19:05:30] <%quickshot84> watched*
[19:05:32] <Rottenking> thanks for sharing
[19:05:33] <%quickshot84> aka porn
[19:05:34] <%quickshot84>
[19:05:47] <JOS> lol
[19:05:59] <+Gatedialer> lol
[19:06:02] <+trigger_mike> i know i streamed it o the web
[19:06:03] <+trigger_mike> >.>
[19:06:04] <+trigger_mike> <.<
[19:06:14] <%quickshot84> yeah, thought you were rather ill-equipped
[19:06:14] <+Gatedialer> hmmm
[19:06:17] <JOS> lol
[19:06:18] <Rottenking> did ye?
[19:06:19] <JOS> link me
[19:06:30] <+trigger_mike> ***innapropriate website with mike's name in it***
[19:06:32] <Rottenking> lol
[19:06:33] <%quickshot84> LMAO
[19:06:49] <+trigger_mike> >.>
[19:06:57] <+trigger_mike> i cant help i have my own page
[19:06:57] <JOS> rofl mike
[19:07:01] <+trigger_mike> im just that damn sexy




[19:37:33] <patrickking> how do i do AFK
[19:37:48] <%quickshot84> /quit away
[19:37:55] * patrickking (mailto:patrickkin@GA-5AA8CE87.pete.cable.ntl.com) Quit (Quit: away)
[19:37:57] <%quickshot84> ...
[19:38:01] <%quickshot84> lmao
[19:38:03] * patrickking (mailto:patrickkin@GA-5AA8CE87.pete.cable.ntl.com) has joined #stargatewars
[19:38:19] * patrickking (mailto:patrickkin@GA-5AA8CE87.pete.cable.ntl.com) Quit (Quit: away)
[19:38:31] <%quickshot84> oh dear
[19:38:34] <%quickshot84> XD
[19:38:38] <%quickshot84> i shouldnt have said taht..
[19:40:21] <Aizen> quickshot84
[19:40:23] <%quickshot84> Aizen
[19:40:24] <Aizen> i pasted that to balor
[19:40:24] <Aizen> Stephen: Will you hear it calling you? says (9:39 p.m.):
[19:40:24] <Aizen> lol
[19:40:24] <Aizen> Stephen: Will you hear it calling you? says (9:39 p.m.):
[19:40:24] <Aizen> good job quicksand
[19:40:25] <DrNine> lol
[19:40:26] <%quickshot84> hahaha
[19:42:06] <%quickshot84> ahh hes talking like Nuto now :p
[19:42:18] <%Motte> lol




[22:04:20] <Bastet> you guys have made page 33 of that forum m rated,
[22:04:24] <zesh> thats a new and extrmely painful 1
[22:04:31] <%quickshot84> lol
[22:04:34] <Bastet> arn't you suppose to wait till you get to page 69?
[22:04:43] <Bastet> it stops the huggin
[22:04:48] <%quickshot84> bastet cracking a sexual joke T_T!




[15:25:41] <Rienna> my friend wants to make a shirt that says "my alliance is cooler than omega because..." and on the back it says "...my leader doesn't do dirty things with lions"
[15:25:50] <Silence> LOL
[15:25:54] <Rienna> I told him he'd get massed
[15:25:55] <Rienna> hardcore
[15:26:16] * %Arashi adds in fine print "I prefer goats"
[15:26:21] <Rienna> ROFL
[15:26:42] <%Arashi> *innocent look*


[15:32:15] <Rienna> his first idea was "I'm better than omega because..." "my uniform is cooler, so's my haircut, and I get dates"
[15:32:44] <%Arashi> keeps comment to herself... it's a tad "dirty"
[15:33:42] <Rienna> rofl
[15:33:44] <%Arashi> Fine print "I'm on the corner of main and 5th after 9pm"
[15:33:48] <%Arashi> oops.. did I say that
[15:33:50] <Rienna> ROFL!

[Mix]

[3:12pm] <+squishie> Cait: you obviously havent been on the receiving end of me then :p

[3:12pm] <%Cait> nope... and you obviously haven't been on the receiving end of me either

[3:12pm] <lysander> i can hold off a tackle :p

[3:12pm] * @KittieX gets on the receiving end of Cait

don't say I took them out of context...

[Bastet]

[12:22] <homer> blow me quickshot84

This is not taken out of context

[quickshot84]

[19:01:15] * Skater watches all the wacking off
[19:01:17] <Skater> no wait
[19:01:18] <Skater> O.O
[19:01:33] * Skater (mailto:LordBalor@GA-16755F68.eburwd8.vi ... net.com.au) Quit (Quit: i

didn't just say that)



[19:17:04] * Skater is now known as Skater|afk
[19:19:05] <%quickshot84> yes... "afk"
[19:19:08] <%quickshot84> *fap fap fap*



[21:19:06] <markisalive31> hi silence
[21:19:07] <Silence> how are your multi's going?
[21:19:14] <Silence> hi
[21:19:14] <%quickshot84> lol
[21:19:58] <+trigger_mike> lol
[21:20:39] <Silence> army size above 12 yet?
[21:21:21] <Silence> wow, 37 already
[21:21:33] <Silence> and your other account has reached 10
[21:21:35] <Silence> nice work
[21:21:42] <%quickshot84> LMAO
[21:22:03] <+trigger_mike> haha
[21:22:05] <+trigger_mike> mas him
[21:22:11] <Silence> mass what now?
[21:22:20] <Silence> ah figures
[21:22:25] <Silence> Jeffs officers
[21:23:04] <Silence> Jeffsupersaiyan... home to such people as Storm Rider
[21:23:12] <Silence> what an honour it must be
[21:23:22] <JOS> lol
[21:23:54] <%quickshot84> heheheh ^^
[21:23:54] <+trigger_mike> lol
[21:23:59] <+trigger_mike> another of Silences rants
[21:24:04] <Silence> Defensive Action 382,075
[21:24:30] <Silence> Covert Skill: 7
[21:24:36] <Silence> Unit Production: 67
[21:24:42] <Silence> Attack Turns: 1100 ??
[21:25:10] <Silence> and what on EARTH is with all those weapons?
[21:25:26] <+trigger_mike> lol
[21:25:38] <Silence> i guess revolvers are better for indoor battles than X302 Craft...
[21:25:39] <%quickshot84> lol
[21:25:40] <%quickshot84> XD
[21:25:52] <Silence> i'd imagine X302 Craft would hit a few walls at close range...
[21:26:00] <+trigger_mike> lol
[21:26:01] <DrNine> lol
[21:26:25] <Silence> and RPG's are essential to every multi'ing campaign
[21:26:47] <Silence> i ment military campaign, i did! honest >_>
[21:26:59] <JOS> roflmao
[21:27:30] <Silence> now.. to spy on multi with 10 army size
[21:27:40] <%quickshot84> whos the multi?
[21:27:42] <Silence> no CO... thats too bad
[21:27:50] <Silence> well markisalive31 is the main
[21:27:58] <Silence> and markisalive3 is the multi
[21:28:23] <Silence> pretty subtle, both brand new with nearly identical ID's
[21:28:26] <+trigger_mike> lol
[21:29:39] <Silence> i think i scared him away :s
[21:29:58] <DrNine> lol
[21:30:22] <+trigger_mike> yay
[21:30:45] <Silence> [/rant]
[21:31:17] <+trigger_mike> lol




[15:24:30] <+Gatedialer> sleep ftw
[15:28:41] <+Gatedialer> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sleep
[15:28:52] <+Gatedialer> n humans, mammals and many other animals which have been studied, such as fish, birds, mice and fruitflies, regular sleep is necessary for survival.
[15:29:24] <ToaofPi> I regularly sleep around 5 hours or less...
[15:29:52] <~Whitey> sle...
[15:29:55] <~Whitey> sleaaap?
[15:29:57] <~Whitey> slap?
[15:29:59] * ~Whitey slaps Gatedialer





[12:02:44] <%Arashi-AFK> /timerSPAM 1000 0 /notice silence SPAM!
[12:02:51] <%quickshot84> arashi
[12:02:51] <%Arashi-AFK> whoever does that.. is a dunce
[12:02:52] <%quickshot84> -.-
[12:03:03] <demondim> ???
[12:03:12] * +Gatedialer (mailto:bkkeim2000@NORAD.at.DEFCON1.nuking.you.mil) Quit (Excess Flood)
[12:03:18] <&homer> lmao
[12:03:19] <demondim>
[12:03:23] <&homer> theres your dunce

***a short time later***

[12:33:04] * %Sigh (mailto:rybiArt@GA-931609FE.dsl.scrm01.pacbell.net) Quit (Excess Flood)
[12:33:35] <%quickshot84> and theres dunce number two

[quickshot84]

<@Nuto_vixen> and I'm a lesbian I've decided



<&Brigon> i am a religious man, i sacrifice atleast one beer a day to the beer god
<&Brigon> ah damn. i forgot yesterday's sacrifice, i hope he doesnt punish me with a hangover next time



<%quickshot84> man.. i need a e-job, where i can sit on my e-ass and get e-money >.<



<%quickshot84> you sir
<%quickshot84> are a tool
<demondim> i know
<%quickshot84> :p
<demondim> its fun!!
<demondim> banging the crap out of people
<LordBalor>
<%quickshot84> what.. you think your a hammer do you
<%quickshot84> i was thinking more of a screwdriver..
<demondim> what
<JOS> LOL
<LordBalor> lol
<demondim> so i stab instead of bash
<%quickshot84> no
<%quickshot84> you drive the screwing
<%quickshot84> jeeze
<LordBalor> thrust
<demondim> lol

[Adnihilo]

care to add it all


* Ferra stabs quickshot84 with a screwdriver
<demondim> also lol
<demondim> so i thrust
<demondim> and i thrusted into you that time...
<demondim> nice metaphor
<demondim>
* SGW_Guest760 has joined #stargatewars
<demondim> hello
* SGW_Guest760 has left #stargatewars
<demondim> damnit
* Bastet has quit IRC (Ping timeout)
<quickshot84> good work scaring them with your screwdriving
<demondim> lol

[quickshot84]

naw, all of it kills the joke :p

[The Doctor]

[22:36:44] <quickshot84> weeee my phones liek a vibrator
[22:36:45] <quickshot84> ^_^
[22:36:49] <quickshot84> erm
[22:36:51] <quickshot84> ...
[22:36:52] * Ares listens to: .hack// - Drain Heart [02:51m/213Kbps/44KHz]
[22:36:57] <quickshot84> ignore all of the above..
[22:36:58] <Ares> i've seen that porn

[D3str0y3r]

• 10:24:39 • [ Yousaywhat ] anyone smart computer person
• 10:26:14 • [ D3str0y3r ] what's a computer? O.o
• 10:26:25 • [ harry1989 ] lol i am

[Rottenking]

<killtacular> its quiet now
<killtacular> WAKE UP
<Rottenking> lol
<Rottenking> get me a glass of water then\
* Brigon beats killtacular with a wifflebat
<Rottenking> and a block of cheese
<killtacular> lol
* Brigon beats killtacular with a block of cheese
<killtacular> cheese mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
<Rottenking> lol...i want the cheese
<killtacular> thats poor use of cheese
<Rottenking> not sure what type i want tho
<killtacular> even if its that welfare cheese
<Rottenking> what type of cheese do you like killtacular
<killtacular> swiss
<GateWarrior> see i told you he likes cheese.. cheese thief
<Rottenking> hmm
<Rottenking> lol
<GateWarrior> he eats anykind i keep in the fridg
<killtacular> I dont eat I devore
<Rottenking> yeah...i like all chese exept the really smelly ones
<GateWarrior> yep that about sums it up piggy
<Rottenking> lol
<killtacular> oink oink
<Rottenking> ROFL
<Brigon> lil pig lil pig let me in