SGW Chat Quotes!

[The Doctor]

[19:02:51] <harry1989> i exist til u say my name, what am i?
[19:03:01] <demondim> i got 1mill UUs
[19:03:16] <demondim> your name
[19:03:23] <demondim> or
[19:03:23] <demondim> no
[19:03:41] <demondim> hmmm
[19:04:11] <demondim> nothing
[19:04:13] <demondim> :S
[19:04:24] <harry1989> silence
[19:04:35] <demondim> lol
[19:04:44] <demondim> untrue
[19:05:02] <demondim> the instant you say his name he starts talking and doesnt shut up

[quickshot84]

hehe... look at the quoting n00bs above me :p




* &Xavier (mailto:waiting@the.phone.for.a.call.from.you) Quit (Quit: And on the second day, God said, let there be Gatedialer, so that the people may kick him and rejoice.)



<@Nuto_vixen> see, always my fault
<@Nuto_vixen> evenw ith microsoft related isuues
<%quickshot84> yep
<%quickshot84> its either
<%quickshot84> omega
<%quickshot84> or nuto



(this ones directed at LordBalor... well of course...)

<@Nuto_vixen> he's a fragile flower
<@Nuto_vixen> sensative lad
<@Nuto_vixen> lol
<+trigger_mike> drama queen
<@Nuto_vixen> him?
<@Nuto_vixen> lol
<+trigger_mike> yeh
<+trigger_mike> hes like the head cheerleader in a bad movie



<%quickshot84> if Ishmayeck[KDE4] speaks as much as he does on IRC, you'd have to buy him one of those bondage mouth ball things to shut him up



* +squishie destroys the plane of existance LordBalor is on
* +squishie makes quickshot84 a chocolate milkshake
* LordBalor refuses to go to the UK unless they figure out that beer is meant to be cold
<%quickshot84>
<%quickshot84> squishie
<%quickshot84>
<%quickshot84>
* %quickshot84 huggles squishie hard
<LordBalor> So i get destroyed and he gets a milkshake :S
<%quickshot84> weeeeeeeee
<%quickshot84> ^_^



<LordBalor> not my quicksy!
<Dante>
<Dante> cheat!
<Angelos> lol
* Dante slaps Balor
<LordBalor> Evil Kate stole my Trigger and now evil Ash steal my Quicky
<Dante> we do this every night :'(
<LordBalor>
<%quickshot84> lmao
<LordBalor> its not like that Dante
<Dante> cant you keep your hands off other men??? :'(
<+trigger_mike> lmao

[Rottenking]

[20:36] <Rottenking> my car battery is dead
[20:36] <Picky> been there done that
[20:36] <Rottenking> iv decided its not run
[20:36] <Picky> found the alternator had a bad connector
[20:36] <Rottenking> **fun
[20:37] <Rottenking> shh...dont tell me that...money is the last thing i have to spend
[20:37] <Picky> yeah... especially when youre running late and its friggin cold out
[20:37] <Picky> dont u wish u could convert ingame naq into money?
[20:37] <Picky> bill gates wouldnt have **Filtered** on me
[20:38] <Rottenking> lol
[20:38] <Rottenking> but he could buy his way into the game
[20:38] <Picky> pfft id mass him every chance i got
[20:39] <Picky> AAAND id steal his planets
[20:39] <Picky>
[20:39] <Rottenking> lol
[20:39] <Dante> he'd bribe admin to delete your account
[20:39] <Rottenking> id mass him for all the bugs iv had to patch
[20:39] <Rottenking> lol
[20:39] <Dante> either that or pay someone to hack the server and do it =/

[motte]

[09:31:21] <quickshot84> BIRTHDAY SLAPS FOR JOS!
[09:31:39] <JOS> oh crap
[09:32:03] * Motte sends hordes of naked Troll86's over JOS
[09:32:09] <JOS> AHHHHHHHHHHH
[09:32:11] <Motte> there JOS your present
[09:32:17] * harry1989 Slaps JOS Around With A Large Trout
[09:32:20] <quickshot84> bbs anyway
[09:32:31] * JOS (mailto:JOS@is.pwning.Amec.com) Quit (Quit: KILLED BY TROLL ARMY!!!!!1 OH NOES!!!!11

hehe

[Rienna]

[17:25] <quickshot84> :p
[17:25] <quickshot84> food on an empty stomach > sex
[17:25] <quickshot84> its like sex for mmy stomach

[motte]

[12:22:51] <LordBalor> we're going to film that
[12:22:57] <LordBalor> drinking competition between motte and myself
[12:23:01] <Motte> ^^

[12:23:32] <harry1989> post it here when we are all on so we can watch it lol
[12:23:37] <LordBalor> lol
[12:23:42] <zesh> balor
[12:23:44] <LordBalor> make people bet naq on it first
[12:23:46] <LordBalor>
[12:23:53] <LordBalor> i'm sober zesh i'm sober and you know it
[12:23:54] <trigger_mike> my bets on Motte
[12:23:57] <JOS> i bet 5bil that Motte will own Balor
[12:24:04] <trigger_mike> yeh
[12:24:23] <LordBalor> not a single bet on Balor
[12:24:31] <trigger_mike> nope
[12:24:32] * LordBalor must double time his drinking to train more
[12:24:32] <harry1989> i bet that you will both get drunk
[12:24:34] <JOS> oh alright i'll bet 1 naq on you Balor


ok i will wait for you Balor

and ppl make your bets

[killtacular]

<quickshot84> <&Brigon> /whois at war
<quickshot84> lol
<quickshot84> everyone Brigon :p
<quickshot84> so basically
<quickshot84> /who
<killtacular> is not
<Brigon> guess im nobody
<killtacular> whats your id you can become somebody
<Brigon> id rather be a live nobdy then a dead somebody
<killtacular> pfft

[motte]

[02:17:17] * Motte sends hordes of naked and horny Troll86's over Zathras
[02:17:18] * Zathras humps the Troll86's
[02:17:18] <Zathras> ooh ooh more



eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Crusher]

[02:17:17] * Motte sends hordes of naked and horny Troll86's over Zathras
[02:17:18] * Zathras humps the Troll86's
[02:17:18] <Zathras> ooh ooh more



eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

O.O

you do realise that this is what your humping :s

[~squishie~]

+LordBalor goes back to bed with Diety
[%Arashi-AFK] haha
[%Arashi-AFK] you're not a puddy tat
[Mike25] hi ppl
[@wacky]
[+LordBalor] actually
[%Arashi-AFK] (I was going to to use a 5 letter word.. but I think it's a kickable word)
+LordBalor goes back to bed with Nuto, Whitey and Diety
[+squishie[n00b_hunter] lol thats one deadly bed LordBalor
[Bez] OMG
[Bez] mark this moment
[Bez] this is the first time in the whole war that my defence hit 0
[+squishie[n00b_hunter] i guess thats cos im not involved
[%Arashi-AFK] ok.. really gone.. I need to sleep now.. or I won't get to sleep tonight and the I'll be tired for work on Monday
[+squishie[n00b_hunter] if i was... your def. would be in the -numbers
[@wacky] bez
[@wacky] who are u
[%Motte] moin wacky
[+LordBalor] <squishie[n00b_hunter]> lol thats one deadly bed LordBalor <- Its funny because its true
[@wacky] motteeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee i am so drunk stilllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
[+LordBalor] we were in bed together all night messing around

[Rienna]

[01:41] * Bastet sticks toungue out at Cemetery
[01:41] * Cemetery grabs Bastet's tongue
[01:41] * Bastet bites Cemetery's fingers
[01:41] * RiennaAFK tapes and sells on ebay
[01:41] * Cemetery ignores the pain
[01:41] * JOS buys
[01:42] * Bastet still biting
[01:42] * JOS duplicates the film and sells all but one copy and becomes rich
[01:42] * Cemetery pokes Bastet, still ignoring pain
[01:42] * Bastet pokes Cemetery back
[01:42] * wacky[n00b_killer] (mailto:wacky@GA-3B3B1FEB.hrbgpa.east.verizon.net) has joined #stargatewars
[01:42] * HackSaw sets mode: +o wacky[n00b_killer]
[01:42] -irc.gamesadvantage.com:@#riennapwns- ChanServ invited wacky[n00b_killer] into the channel.
[01:42] <wacky[n00b_killer]> • Thanks for the @ •
[01:43] * Cemetery tickles Bastet
[01:44] * Bastet bites harder
[01:44] * Cemetery tickles more
[01:44] <Cemetery> apparently Bastet is ticklish
[01:44] * Bastet bites harder and steps on Cemetery's foot
[01:45] * SGW_Guest516 (mailto:violent@GA-A6E2BAFF.wa.westnet.com.au) has joined #stargatewars
[01:45] <RiennaAFK> violent, hmm?
[01:45] * SGW_Guest516 (mailto:violent@GA-A6E2BAFF.wa.westnet.com.au) Quit (Quit: SGW_Guest516)
[01:45] * Cemetery ignores the pain even more
[01:45] <violent> oops
[01:45] <violent> i wanted a new window
[01:45] <violent> :0
[01:45] <JOS> hey violent ^_^
[01:45] <violent> hey
[01:45] * wacky (mailto:wacky@The.Strike.**Filtered**.org) Quit (Ping timeout)
[01:46] * Bastet tickles Cemetery
[01:46] * Cemetery trips Bastet, makin' her get off his foot, then tickles her enought o make her giggle, there by releasing her grip on his fingers and then sets her standing up straight
[01:46] <Cemetery> Cemtery != ticklish
[01:46] <Cemetery> Cemetery 1 Bastet 0
[01:46] * harry1989 (mailto:harry1989@GA-87D49551.qld.bigpond.net.au) Quit (Quit: )
[01:47] * Bastet gives Cemetery a quick hard kick between the legs
[01:47] <JOS>
[01:47] * Cemetery attempts to ignore the pain
[01:47] <JOS> now thats just not nice
[01:47] * Cemetery almost begins to cry
[01:47] * Cemetery shakes a he continues to try to ingore the pain
[01:47] <Bastet> Cemetery 1 Bastet 2
[01:48] * Cemetery topples over
[01:48] * Bastet nudges Cemetery
[01:48] * Cemetery grabs Bastet's pants as he falls, pulling them down
[01:48] * JOS drops a nuke on the battlefield
[01:48] <Cemetery> Cmetery 2 Bastet 2
[01:48] <Cemetery> Cemetery* 2 Bastet 2
[01:48] * Bastet pulls her pants back up and kicks Cemetery in the gut
[01:49] <violent> jos private
[01:49] <Bastet> bad bad Cemetery
[01:49] * Cemetery stands up and gets right up in Bastet's face and laughs at her
[01:49] <Bastet> do I have to get out the pliers
[01:49] * Bastet doesn't care
[01:49] * Cemetery gets out the duct tape
[01:49] * Bastet looks Cemetery in the eyes and smirks
[01:49] * Cemetery puts duct tape over Bastet's mouth
[01:50] * Bastet takes it off
[01:50] <Bastet> I
[01:50] <Bastet> eat
[01:50] <Bastet> fairies
[01:50] <Cemetery> you eat fairie dust? wha?
[01:50] <Cemetery> Bastet is on drugs!
[01:50] <Cemetery> or is that pixie dust...
[01:50] <Cemetery> meh...too early in the AM for me to be thinking
[01:50] * Cemetery duct tapes Bastet to a chair
[01:51] <Bastet> no fairies
[01:51] <Bastet> winged fairies
[01:51] * Bastet takes the duct tape off
[01:51] * Cemetery puts more on and makes it so she can't take it off without ripping her shirt
[01:52] <Bastet> hmmm
[01:52] * Bastet beams away
[01:52] <Cemetery> lol
[01:52] <Cemetery> Cemetery 3 Bastet -2
[01:52] * Bastet drops a elephant pile on Cemetery
[01:52] * Cemetery evades
[01:52] * Bastet attacks from above
[01:52] * Cemetery steps to the side
[01:53] <Bastet> brb
[01:53] <Bastet> I'll finish you off later
[01:53] * Cemetery claims victory for tonight
[01:53] * Bastet adds Cemetery to the list
[01:53] * Cemetery burns the list
[01:53] <Cemetery> I'm too sexy for the list!

[The Doctor]

OK, we decided to have a little fun conducting our own little court...

I play the role of Judge-Executioner...(also I edited it a bit to make it easier to understand...and to censor a bit )

* JOS (mailto:JOS@is.pwning.Amec.com) has joined #court
<Silence> JOS
<Silence> you're being charged with high treason
* banno sets mode: +v JOS
<JOS>
<JOS> high treason?
* Yousaywhat (mailto:challisrac@GA-537EB058.prem.tmns.net.au) has joined #court
<Silence> yup
<JOS> whowhatwherewhenwhy?
<Silence> you tried to sleep with me
* banno sets mode: +v Yousaywhat
<Yousaywhat> lmao
<Silence> thats treason
<JOS>
<JOS> lies!
<Yousaywhat> i always suspected
<Silence> i never lie!
<Silence> take the oath
* Judge is now known as Executioner
* idw (mailto:IDW@my.finger.slipped) has joined #court
<Silence> have you anything to say in your defence?
<idw> >.>
<idw> <.<
<idw> what the hell
<JOS> i dance with pineapples
<idw> lol
<banno> Do not interfere with proceedings idw.
* idw was kicked by Silence (rawr)
<banno>
<banno> lol
<Silence> right
<Silence> judge? your verdict?
<banno> who?
<banno> me?
<Silence> oh wait, its executioner....
<JOS> ...
<Silence> we have no judge?
<Silence> fine
<JOS> why do we have an Executioner and no Judge?
* Executioner is now known as judge
<judge> im back
<Silence> you have 15 seconds to appeal in #HighCourt
<judge> popped out for a beer
<Silence> otherwise, off with your head
* judge is now known as Judge-Executioner


* Now talking in #HighCourt
<JOS> grawr, i was dancing with the pineapples damnit, i couldnt have tried to sleep with you
<JOS> and anways
<JOS> you tried to seduce me
<banno> LOL
<banno> i dont believe this
<Silence> i dont believe you
<judge> SLANDER!!!!
<Silence> LIBEL
<banno> I expect a promotion
<Silence> you'll get a bannana
<banno> well i shall banana you
* judge is now known as Judge-Executioner
<Silence> and a half eaten apple core if your a good child
<Judge-Executioner> hehe
<Judge-Executioner> let me know when i get to punish...
<Silence> well... you see...
<Silence> either way...
<banno> see court
<Silence> judge, the verdict?
<Judge-Executioner> i say....
* JOS was kicked by Judge-Executioner (GUILTY!!!!!!!!!)
* JOS (mailto:JOS@is.pwning.Amec.com) has joined #HighCourt
<Silence> lmao
<Silence> right
<JOS> oi
<banno> lol
<JOS> there's no jury
* banno is now known as Jury
<Silence> JOS, make your way to #deathrow
<JOS> and i got no lawyer
<Yousaywhat> ?nick Jury
<Silence> wait, he's right
<Jury> I am the Jury
<Silence> he needs a lawyer before we kill him
* Yousaywhat is now known as Jos_Lawyer
<Jury> Yes.
<Jury> Hello Jos_Lawyer
<JOS> oh *shoot*
<JOS> im screwed
<Jury> lol
<Jos_Lawyer> lo
<Silence> right
<Silence> present your case
<Silence> i'll represent myself
<Jos_Lawyer> Apparently there was a witness who saw him dancing with the pineapples
<Silence> present your witness


(please be aware that at this point I cloned to be able to act as Judge-Executioner and Witness
<Witness> I seen it all
<Jos_Lawyer> What did you see
<Witness> he was dancing with pineapples
<Jos_Lawyer> I mean tell the jury what you saw
<Jury> Yes please.
<Jury> Tell me.
<Jos_Lawyer> Was Silence anywhere around?
<Witness> yes
<JOS> ...
<Witness> Silence was approached by JOS and tried to seduce Silence
<JOS> he's a tainted witness, Silence slept with him!
<Witness> no Silence didnt
* pineapple has joined #HighCourt
<Jury> Hello Pineapple.
<Witness> Pineapple, back me up, you saw what happened
<pineapple> jos couldnt of slept with silence he was sleeping with me
<Witness> he tried to sleep with Silence
<Jury> I thought it was dancing
<Jos_Lawyer> Aha
<Jury> Not sleeping
<pineapple> >.>
<Jos_Lawyer> Your Honor i rest my case
<pineapple> <.<
<pineapple> **Filtered**
<Judge-Executioner> not applicable...continue your case
<Silence> i object, i was sleeping with Avril at the time
<Jury> ooh, sexy time?
<Silence> and JOS walked in and tried to sleep with me
<pineapple> he couldnt have i wasnt done with him yet
<Silence> there were no pineapples involved, that would just have been weird<S<Jury> Mr Judge-Executioner, I belive that the death sentence is appropriate.
<JOS> Silence
<JOS> you had watermelons ther
<Judge-Executioner> Me too...
<JOS> watermelons
<Silence> lies!
* Judge-Executioner sets mode: +b *!*@is.pwning.Amec.com
<Silence> i never!
* JOS was kicked by Judge-Executioner (Sentenced to death...please make your way to #deathrow)

* Now talking in #deathrow

* JOS (mailto:JOS@is.pwning.Amec.com) has joined #deathrow
* JOS sighs
<Silence> off with his head
<Jury> oh gosh
<Silence> or should we hang him?
<Silence> eh
<Silence> JOS
<Judge-Executioner> Silence you cant execute him...i can...
<Silence> chose your method of death
<Silence> no!
<Silence> i wanna help!
* Jos_Lawyer (mailto:challisrac@GA-537EB058.prem.tmns.net.au) has joined #deathrow
<JOS> my own method of death ey
<JOS> hmmm
<Silence> he has no rights anymore
<JOS> i want to spontaneously combust
<Silence> ok
* Judge-Executioner pulls out whips and chains
* Silence gets the napalm
<Jury> TO #HELL FOR JOS? OR TO #HEAVEN?
<JOS> no, spontaneously combusting means no outside influence
<Jos_Lawyer> #hell
<Silence> #Hell
<JOS> so you have to sit back and wait for me to burst into flames for no apparent reason
<Silence> he shall pay for his heinous crime's
* JOS bursts into flames for no apparent reason
<JOS> well, that didnt take long
<JOS>
<Silence> to hell!

* Now talking in #Hell


* Jury changes topic to 'the place where lawyers go'
<Judge-Executioner> rofl
* JOS (mailto:JOS@is.pwning.Amec.com) has joined #Hell
* Jos_Lawyer Charges JOS 1million dollars for his services then incinerates him with a flame thrower
<JOS> honey, im home
<Silence> muhahaha
* Jos_Lawyer Charges JOS 1million dollars for his services then incinerates him with a flame thrower
* Jury sets mode: +v JOS
* Silence is satan
* Silence is now known as satan
<satan> DIE
<JOS> SEE
* satan is now known as Lucifer
<JOS> HE SEDUCED ME TO MAKE ME COME HERE
<Lucifer> muhahaha
<Lucifer> and you all fell for it!
* Lucifer kills Banno, judge and lawyer
* JOS (mailto:JOS@is.pwning.Amec.com) has left #Hell (hi ho hi ho its off to purgatory i go)

[Roadrunner]

[22:56:39] * zesh[n00b_hunter] has quit IRC (Connection reset by peer)
[22:56:42] <Borat> oh, how do i do that?
[22:57:11] <ToaofPi> type /quit and then the message
[22:57:33] <lysander> try it
[22:57:48] * ToaofPi has left #stargatewars (life is the remainder of an equation whose derivative is equal to the value of an integral whose upper and lower limits are equal to each other)
[22:57:52] * ToaofPi has joined #stargatewars
[22:58:01] * Borat has quit IRC (Quit: time to hit the ould .... dusty trail .. ( yawn))
[22:58:10] * Borat has joined #stargatewars
[22:58:17] <Borat> lysander u scumbag
[22:58:27] <lysander> ?
[22:58:31] <Borat> u told me to try it
[22:58:36] <Borat> and it disconnected me
[22:58:40] <lysander> and you did
[22:58:42] <lysander> well done





[22:58:48] * SCB has quit IRC (Ping timeout)
[22:59:04] <Borat> how do u make it say that?
[22:59:08] <Borat> above me?
[22:59:09] <%Cait> say what?
[22:59:12] <%Cait> ping timeout?
[22:59:17] <lysander> type /quit ping timeout
[22:59:24] * Borat has quit IRC (Quit: ping timeout)
[22:59:31] * Borat has joined #stargatewars
[22:59:34] <%Cait> a ping timeout means they lost connection
[22:59:40] <Borat> goddamn it lysander!!!!!
[22:59:50] <%Cait> why do you keep disconnecting, Borat?
[22:59:50] <Boo_hoo> lmao
[23:00:13] <Borat> because i keep getting told to do somethign by lysander!
[23:00:18] <Borat> and im polite so i do it
[23:00:26] <Boo_hoo> haha
[23:00:26] <lysander> hes a noob
[23:00:32] <lysander> he listesn to me

[Bastet]

[21:06] -JOS- is AFK -(you seek me here, you seek me there. etc etc ect mating cheesecake)- gone for 2mins 18secs left at 09:03:53pm
[21:06] <Bastet> mating cheesecake?
[21:06] <goodie> mating?
[21:06] <goodie> rofl
[21:06] <trigger_mike> dont ask
[21:06] <goodie> bad JOS
[21:06] <goodie> very very bad JOS
[21:06] <JOS> i got bored damnit
[21:06] <JOS> and not bad JOS
[21:06] <JOS> -.-
[21:06] <goodie> mating
[21:06] <goodie> ?
[21:06] <goodie> you know that means
[21:06] * JOS twitches
[21:06] <goodie> erm
[21:06] <JOS> i do
[21:06] <goodie> humping cheesecakes?
[21:06] <JOS> thankyou captain obvious
[21:07] <JOS> oh
[21:07] <JOS> OH
[21:07] <goodie> hmm
[21:07] * JOS just realised
[21:07] <JOS> holy **Filtered** i worded that badly >.<
[21:07] <goodie> mini JOS/cheescake hybrids!
[21:07] <trigger_mike> jeezcakes

[Stubert]

<Ares> in one word
<Ares> it's "Epic"
<Q> thats 2