New Goa'uld/System Lord/Tok'ra??? Introduce yourself.

[Legendary Apophis]

Or, our defiance.
I know you've got big armies, and big guns, and other big things I'm not going to mention, but you're incredibly thick.
Vale.

Thanks for the compliment! It's good when rookies admit their admiration to the above ones!

Synonyms
6. strong, pronounced, decided.

[Gaius]

Even more so thick by denying the contextual meaning of the word "thick".

[Legendary Apophis]

Even more so thick by denying the contextual meaning of the word "thick".

Oh poor little insignificant unknown noobish rookie tokra is trying to be insulting, it's almost cute.

Now go back to your ants hole, silly rookie who pretends to be smarter than the superior ones.

I will send one untrained mercenary your way because that's all what's needed to terminate a rookie tokra.

[Gaius]

You should know better than underestimating your opponent, but then - what to expect of a thickheaded moron?
You prove your idiocy even more by stating that the fact that my identity is little known is a weakness, rather than an advantage.

You will send one untrained mercenary to get me, because you're too much of a coward to face me yourself, and that's all you can afford.

[Legendary Apophis]

You should know better than underestimating your opponent, but then - what to expect of a thickheaded moron?
You prove your idiocy even more by stating that the fact that my identity is little known is a weakness, rather than an advantage.

You will send one untrained mercenary to get me, because you're too much of a coward to face me yourself, and that's all you can afford.

It's hilarious how the level of roleplayers sunk below the garbage level. (no offense to all other posters, this is strictly directed at the above "roleplayer of the century" (LOOOL!)

It's not because I'm a coward you little stupid rookie, it's because one *untrained* mercenary is sufficient to get rid of you (he doesn't even have to be armed in fact), but if you want to suffer thousand times more, I'll grant your wish and come myself to destroy you aboard my Ha'tak, and maybe see your hilarious pathetic epic failed attempts at destroying me. You are one amusing little rookie.

What's next, life threats from you?

"Thickheaded moron"
Wow, I your superior amazing astonishing word-making skills.



I love to annoy noobs like you, you're getting all angry, it amuses your god.

@all newcoming Goa'ulds, it's the kind of noobish rookies we have now in the section. Playground at its best!

[Juliette]

What's next, life threats from you?

Threats on your life are a given. You are Goa'uld. You will die. Probably by a crazed Jaffa who is high on tretonin, with a baseball bat, in the back room of the Galactico Casino, paid by that same Tok'ra.

"Thickheaded moron"
Wow, I your superior amazing astonishing word-making skills.
You must have a PhD in english linguistics to come up with such shockingly perfect kind of words!

This is the way of the Tok'ra. Perish before them, or bow to their awesome power of creative speech and floral decorations.

I love to annoy noobs like you, you're getting all angry, it amuses your god.

Muaha. Ha. Good.

[Legendary Apophis]

What's next, life threats from you?

Threats on your life are a given. You are Goa'uld. You will die. Probably by a crazed Jaffa who is high on tretonin, with a baseball bat, in the back room of the Galactico Casino, paid by that same Tok'ra.

I don't use Jaffas. But I wouldn't be surprised the least such a rookie tok'ra would hire someone to try to kill me. And that rookie talks about cowardness. Ha!

"Thickheaded moron"
Wow, I your superior amazing astonishing word-making skills.
You must have a PhD in english linguistics to come up with such shockingly perfect kind of words!

This is the way of the Tok'ra. Perish before them, or bow to their awesome power of creative speech and floral decorations.

I was deeply sarcastic towards the rookie..

[Gaius]

The "thickheaded moron" expression was to better explain to you the contextual meaning of the word "thick", since you're too thick to understand it by yourself.

Cowardice? I fight my own battles, unlike others I could name. *cough*Apophis *cough*

That untrained mercenary you might be sending me, once more, is all you can do. Don't deny it, it's just your best shot, there's nothing to be ashamed of.

I suppose your title, "Legendary", is because that's what people think you are, just a legend. And legends tend to be overstatements, and are commonly frowned upon. Legends are mostly myth, and myths are all too vague to matter.

Rookie sounds nice. Rookies are mostly young people, and young people tend to be stronger, faster and more innovative than old "relics" such as you.

To avoid annoying nearby audience with my singing skills - if they can be called that, I'll just point you to the lyrics of the song that fits your situation best. Not literally of course, since you're using a sarcophagus because you're afraid of death and attrition.

[spoiler=Those and that]Grab the chair, boys! We've got another bucket kicker!

(Chorus)
Happy Birthday my olde friend.
It seems this horror show will never end.
Any moment's your last breath,
Here is to another day closer to death.

The cake is on the table,
And it is awfully bright,
'Cause there's so many candles on top.
But you are so decrepit,
Your chest so tight,
When you blow them out your lungs are gonna pop. (Popping sound)

You cannot complain
Each time you feel a pain,
Though you have arthritis and gout.
'Cause when you start kvetching,
All your teeth fall out.

So have another cigarette,
Have another beer,
Raise your glass to one more year. (GONE!)

(Chorus)

Your skin is so worn out and old,
All over your body it's sagging.
Especially loose is your old caboose,
You're dragging it behind you in a wagon.

Well, you're an alcoholic,
And you're blind and deaf,
And you have Alzheimer's I bet.
You're too old to remember,
But you're too drunk to forget.

So have another cigarette,
Have another beer,
Raise your glass to one more year. (GONE!)

(Chorus)

You're so old you smell like dust,
And now your bones begin to rust.
See that face, it's full of wrinkles.

So have another cigarette,
Have another beer,
Raise that chair to one more year. (RAISE!)[/spoiler]

[Legendary Apophis]

The "thickheaded moron" expression was to better explain to you the contextual meaning of the word "thick", since you're too thick to understand it by yourself.

Oh my God! What can I do, a random unknown rookie is trying to mock my english skills. I think I must terminate myself as I shall never recover from it!

Cowardice? I fight my own battles, unlike others I could name. *cough*Apophis *cough*

You fight your own battle by hiring people to do them for you eh? Difference is, for my case it was because you are not worth my time to act by myself (if I was to bother myself for every single rookie noob I guess I would have to do deal with them myself 24/7, d'oh...), for you it's because it's too hard to handle me, thus you must hire more skilled (a jaffa for example) than you to even dream of having a chance to scratch me, this of course by hiring someone.

That untrained mercenary you might be sending me, once more, is all you can do. Don't deny it, it's just your best shot, there's nothing to be ashamed of.

Read above.

I suppose your title, "Legendary", is because that's what people think you are, just a legend. And legends tend to be overstatements, and are commonly frowned upon. Legends are mostly myth, and myths are all too vague to matter.

It's because I'm one of the last few to be here from the earliest days of the Goa'ulds, long before you even knew about this forum/game...but it seems you're into your own little story making to try to interpret it wrongly. Don't worry, you'll likely never be a legend yourself, so no need to be jealous to be unable to become something you probably will never reach.

Rookie sounds nice. Rookies are mostly young people, and young people tend to be stronger, faster and more innovative than old "relics" such as you.

Rookie means you are totally unexperienced tokra, even though you pretend to be. It also means what you babble about should be ignored as you have no clue of what you are talking about, due to being a rookie.
Also there are many if your lot, few last and very few are remembered. So I wouldn't brag about it if I were you lol.

[Gaius]

Although that statement was sarcastic, you should definety do it and spare the time it would otherwise take to kill you.

I hire no one. They all volunteer, and they plan their own fights. I go on separate missions, all alone, facing death on every opportunity I get.
You're dependent to your soldiers, while I can do my job all the same without them.

It's not difficult of me to kill you. It would actually be the easiest stage in an assault against your base. Killing your oh-so-many guards is a different issue, oh you, powerful god who needs to be defended.


Bragging? I don't do that. Casually picking on very random goa'uld? That's on my list of daily chores.

Inexperience? You prove your thickness even more. Experience must of course be gained, but how else, except by picking fights with the most random of the goa'uld?

I'll never become important, neither a legend. It's not on my to-achieve list.
I'm currently known as "that irrelevant random tok'ra", and I'm fine with it.

[Legendary Apophis]

I hire no one. They all volunteer, and they plan their own fights. I go on separate missions, all alone, facing death on every opportunity I get.
You're dependent to your soldiers, while I can do my job all the same without them.

I was here before your time, and still will be here after your time. People come, live and go. I, remain. As I said, I'm on the top of the pyramid, while a rookie must do things by themselves (under orders of superiors/trainers), I am on top of the chain. That's why I'm not going to be doing myself the job. Much to learn, you still have to. Obviously....

It's not difficult of me to kill you. It would actually be the easiest stage in an assault against your base. Killing your oh-so-many guards is a different issue, oh you, powerful god who needs to be defended.

That speech, I heard that thousand times. Before you were born, before your tokra symbiote was born. And I will still hear that after you will be dead...Nothing special for me.

Bragging? I don't do that. Casually picking on very random goa'uld? That's on my list of daily chores.

Yes, that's why you are still alive. Now if you pick on me. That will be your very last action!

Inexperience? You prove your thickness even more. Experience must of course be gained, but how else, except by picking fights with the most random of the goa'uld?

That shows you are the one being stupid, because you cannot even understand that if you try to kill me, you'll be the one ending killed. Arrogance, bragging from tokra, thinking they are all smart, and yet they keep failing.

[Gaius]

The fact that you hear it on a regular basis should tell you something, but.. meh, you're a big bad goa'uld, you don't NEED to think.

All I have left to learn is that the goa'uld would say anything to deny their weakness. I still haven't and still hope they can be reasoned with. What can I say, I'm a lost cause.

Picking on you might get my faction killed, but not me. And again, not by your hand, but that of your little tin soldiers. Whenever someone strikes me and my friends down, I just stay alive to make sure I can bugger them another day.

I understand the risks of fishing sharks, but when life gives you lemons.. you use the acid to power a gun and shoot the bastards in the head.

[Legendary Apophis]

The fact that you hear it on a regular basis should tell you something, but.. meh, you're a big bad goa'uld, you don't NEED to think.

I've heard many times rookie tok'ra who thought they were the almighty saboteurs but they all ended being caught. I'm still here, they aren't.

All I have left to learn is that the goa'uld would say anything to deny their weakness. I still haven't and still hope they can be reasoned with. What can I say, I'm a lost cause.

If Goa'ulds are weak, what must it be for the tok'ra? Hiding in tunnels and all...

Picking on you might get my faction killed, but not me. And again, not by your hand, but that of your little tin soldiers. Whenever someone strikes me and my friends down, I just stay alive to make sure I can bugger them another day.

Keep sending cannon fodder it won't cause me troubles...

[Gaius]

Ah yes, you want your work cut out for you. You've got plenty of armies, and you want the Tok'ra to just sit ducks. Right. That'll be the day.

I'm not an allmighty saboteur. I'm just A saboteur. And a father, and a husband, fishmonger, assassin, warrior, and part-time salesman.

Now I'm sorry, but the time for insulting random goa'uld is done for me for today. I've got a tight schedule, unlike lazy people I know.