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Re: Tauri scum bow before your God
Posted: Wed May 14, 2008 5:58 pm
by Ash
ernest wrote:** Before the tauri and tok'ra even touched the GOD Ernest, Ernest's holy fleet arrives and boards the ms to save their GOD from evil and once Ernest arrived in his almighty hatak he ordered the tauri destroyed and the ms was blown to space dust and then some of the other gods arrived and completely obliterated the entire tauri populations in the area** Worship me slaves and you'll be saved fom destruction unlike ASH!
Unlike ash??
Hmm seems that by shouting my name he seems to think that some mortal peril shall descend upon me. a bolt of lighting from the sky to smote me down perhaps?
But i seem to still be here, alive and well and thriving too. So perhaps oh snakey one you should return to your little world where you can lord it over your poor subjects. That is until we decide to liberate them that is.
Re: Tauri scum bow before your God
Posted: Fri May 16, 2008 7:48 am
by lordernest
Yes, my slaves and my brothers slaves WILL destroy the tauri to the point of almost extinction for those who resist THE TRUE GODS OF THIS GALAXY!
Re: Tauri scum bow before your God
Posted: Fri May 16, 2008 12:59 pm
by Ash
a good plan that would be for you now wouldn't, i mean technically you need your slaves way more then they need you. so if you kill them all off you'd be screwing yourselves over.
NO slaves no hosts, no hosts means no bodies for you parasites to inhabit. Which means you get to spend the rest of your days swiming around a pond watching out for fish
Good plan really
Re: Tauri scum bow before your God
Posted: Fri May 16, 2008 1:04 pm
by pianomutt20000
Nuto vixen wrote:killtacular wrote:Tauri slaves if you can not bow because your back are laiden with my many riches a slave carries, you can pay me 1 naq or offer me a maiden of my choosing.
That is all back to work scum. **cracks whip**
*Makes a phone call*
Ahh, here's the thing... you guys sort of died out. We had an uprising a while back. Didn't anyone give you the memo?
*Looks back at my millions of Tauri standing behind me with dead sybiote necklaces*
I'll give you 10 minutes to get you, your mummyship and your negative attitude off our planet... or there shall be consequences you will not enjoy.
*Starts stop watch.
Nuto, classic. lol.
Bill
Re: Tauri scum bow before your God
Posted: Sat May 17, 2008 9:29 am
by lordernest
My slaves will serve me and my children because WE'RE GODS and GODS NEED SLAVES TO WORSHIP THEM BUT WE COULD EASILY MAKE NEW SLAVES WHICH WE DO! WE USE HOSTS TO PRESENT OURSELVES IN MORTAL FORM AND ASH YOU'RE TESTING MY GODLY PATIENCE BY NOT BOWING BEFORE YOUR TRUE GOD! ME!
Re: Tauri scum bow before your God
Posted: Sat May 17, 2008 12:03 pm
by O Neills
Your an idiot....
Re: Tauri scum bow before your God
Posted: Sat May 17, 2008 12:12 pm
by Reschef
O Neills wrote:Your an idiot....
saying this, you proof you are one yourself.
Re: Tauri scum bow before your God
Posted: Sat May 17, 2008 5:15 pm
by Ash
ernest wrote:My slaves will serve me and my children because WE'RE GODS and GODS NEED SLAVES TO WORSHIP THEM BUT WE COULD EASILY MAKE NEW SLAVES WHICH WE DO! WE USE HOSTS TO PRESENT OURSELVES IN MORTAL FORM AND ASH YOU'RE TESTING MY GODLY PATIENCE BY NOT BOWING BEFORE YOUR TRUE GOD! ME!
lol, im surprised that your even noticing me, i mean you claim to be a god after all and You say i am nothing more then a slave. does my defiance... no correction plain good sense anger you that much. Must be frustrating for a "god" to not be able to silence a mortal.
But then again, your not a god, but a snake and hold no power over me nor will you.
So keep on scream at me, the foam fleckin you lips as you speak is rather amusing, as long as i keep my distance
Re: Tauri scum bow before your God
Posted: Sun May 18, 2008 12:38 pm
by lordernest
We'll see who'll suffer when your GODS find out what you're doing and I'm taking care of some broken legos right now so I can't personally deal with your defiance.
Re: Tauri scum bow before your God
Posted: Sun May 18, 2008 12:50 pm
by Phoenix of Terra
My god, as a Tauri, is the dollar bill. And, just so it's clear, he doesn't care about anything except jumping in and out of my wallet.
Shame he doesn't propogate like rabbits though.
Re: Tauri scum bow before your God
Posted: Sun May 18, 2008 1:20 pm
by Legendary Apophis
O Neills wrote:jg8r, your sig is very good except for one thing; The Goa'uld know they are not gods and they dont care. They are however fools and idiots.
I'm still your god tho!
Re: Tauri scum bow before your God
Posted: Mon May 19, 2008 9:00 am
by Maha Vishnu
Jack wrote:ernest wrote:We'll see who'll suffer when your GODS find out what you're doing and I'm taking care of some broken legos right now so I can't personally deal with your defiance.
A few legos holding you back? Even the Tauri can handle the legos the Ori the Goa'uld and other little various annoyances with ease. So much for "gods". Pathetic I say
Time, all in good time
Re: Tauri scum bow before your God
Posted: Mon May 19, 2008 2:12 pm
by lordernest
Silence because the tauri slaves are also suffering and i'll bet you I've destroyed more people then you ever will so BOW BEFORE YOUR GOD SLAVE!
Re: Tauri scum bow before your God
Posted: Mon May 19, 2008 2:18 pm
by weilandsmith
Nuto vixen wrote:You've just been kicked out of the Tauri race
You're probably better suited to a Asgard anyway
hey hey hey... take it easy on the clones.
Re: Tauri scum bow before your God
Posted: Mon May 19, 2008 6:43 pm
by Ash
ernest wrote:Silence because the tauri slaves are also suffering and i'll bet you I've destroyed more people then you ever will so BOW BEFORE YOUR GOD SLAVE!
i doubt it, i bet you i've slaughtered more jaffa, then you have foolishly deluded followers.
in fact why am i even bothering to speak to you your not with my time snake
*Turns and walks away*