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MaxSterling wrote:

maaaxxxxxx welcome back buddy long time no see

Here's the real truth of why there's so much hate! Now all of you know I have a harem of some fine ladies. Then one day I got injured and instead of managing to satisfy my 12 ladies, I was reduced to only 6-7. And so it was done randomly every day. I don't know how, but perhaps it was fate, it so happened that it was never Deni's turn. Now of course any lady would be disillusioned with not having their turn with My Magnificent Self.

So one fine day the leader of our neighbouring Empire visited the mighty halls of the Omegan Empire and spotted Deni. And then he stole her. HE STOLE HER!! And thus My people declared the rite of the 'evil eye' and hatred against his forces, DDE!

From the autobiography of the Lord of the Multiverse, the Supreme Systems God.
1st Galactic Age, 6th Year After Founding.

SSG EnterTheLion wrote:Here's the real truth of why there's so much hate! Now all of you know I have a harem of some fine ladies. Then one day I got injured and instead of managing to satisfy my 12 ladies, I was reduced to only 6-7. And so it was done randomly every day. I don't know how, but perhaps it was fate, it so happened that it was never Deni's turn. Now of course any lady would be disillusioned with not having their turn with My Magnificent Self.

So one fine day the leader of our neighbouring Empire visited the mighty halls of the Omegan Empire and spotted Deni. And then he stole her. HE STOLE HER!! And thus My people declared the rite of the 'evil eye' and hatred against his forces, DDE!

From the autobiography of the Lord of the Multiverse, the Supreme Systems God.
1st Galactic Age, 6th Year After Founding.

I think I just threw up a little...

Those of you who are students of the game's history should not be surprised at the current lack of love between the two empires of Omega Allegiance and The Dark Dominion. I cannot name a single pact/alliance between two or more empires in the games history that has not been subject to disagreements. If left unchecked, those disagreements manifest into something resembling hate. Many major scale former allies have ended up at war with each other throughout the games history.

~Norbe~

Haz wrote:

SSG EnterTheLion wrote:Here's the real truth of why there's so much hate! Now all of you know I have a harem of some fine ladies. Then one day I got injured and instead of managing to satisfy my 12 ladies, I was reduced to only 6-7. And so it was done randomly every day. I don't know how, but perhaps it was fate, it so happened that it was never Deni's turn. Now of course any lady would be disillusioned with not having their turn with My Magnificent Self.

So one fine day the leader of our neighbouring Empire visited the mighty halls of the Omegan Empire and spotted Deni. And then he stole her. HE STOLE HER!! And thus My people declared the rite of the 'evil eye' and hatred against his forces, DDE!

From the autobiography of the Lord of the Multiverse, the Supreme Systems God.
1st Galactic Age, 6th Year After Founding.

I think I just threw up a little...

Really? I threw up a lot..

Empy wrote:

Haz wrote:

SSG EnterTheLion wrote:Here's the real truth of why there's so much hate! Now all of you know I have a harem of some fine ladies. Then one day I got injured and instead of managing to satisfy my 12 ladies, I was reduced to only 6-7. And so it was done randomly every day. I don't know how, but perhaps it was fate, it so happened that it was never Deni's turn. Now of course any lady would be disillusioned with not having their turn with My Magnificent Self.

So one fine day the leader of our neighbouring Empire visited the mighty halls of the Omegan Empire and spotted Deni. And then he stole her. HE STOLE HER!! And thus My people declared the rite of the 'evil eye' and hatred against his forces, DDE!

From the autobiography of the Lord of the Multiverse, the Supreme Systems God.
1st Galactic Age, 6th Year After Founding.

I think I just threw up a little...

Really? I threw up a lot..

Come now!! Don't be too jealous!! I am magnificent after all!!!

Empy wrote:

Haz wrote:

SSG EnterTheLion wrote:Here's the real truth of why there's so much hate! Now all of you know I have a harem of some fine ladies. Then one day I got injured and instead of managing to satisfy my 12 ladies, I was reduced to only 6-7. And so it was done randomly every day. I don't know how, but perhaps it was fate, it so happened that it was never Deni's turn. Now of course any lady would be disillusioned with not having their turn with My Magnificent Self.

So one fine day the leader of our neighbouring Empire visited the mighty halls of the Omegan Empire and spotted Deni. And then he stole her. HE STOLE HER!! And thus My people declared the rite of the 'evil eye' and hatred against his forces, DDE!

From the autobiography of the Lord of the Multiverse, the Supreme Systems God.
1st Galactic Age, 6th Year After Founding.

I think I just threw up a little...

Really? I threw up a lot..

I was trying to be nice... meh

Hey..gotta have that Hotness

SSG EnterTheLion wrote:Here's the real truth of why there's so much hate! Now all of you know I have a harem of some fine ladies. Then one day I got injured and instead of managing to satisfy my 12 ladies, I was reduced to only 6-7. And so it was done randomly every day. I don't know how, but perhaps it was fate, it so happened that it was never Deni's turn. Now of course any lady would be disillusioned with not having their turn with My Magnificent Self.

So one fine day the leader of our neighbouring Empire visited the mighty halls of the Omegan Empire and spotted Deni. And then he stole her. HE STOLE HER!! And thus My people declared the rite of the 'evil eye' and hatred against his forces, DDE!

From the autobiography of the Lord of the Multiverse, the Supreme Systems God.
1st Galactic Age, 6th Year After Founding.

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