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...I cant wait till i can download that episode...BTW great sayings!...Need more atlantis ones though...Keep sendin them!!!
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Ronon: But Sheppard orderd me to stay with you.

Teyla: Sometimes we are allowed to dissobay orders.

Ronon: Who disides when it is one of those times?

Teyla: We do.

Ronon: Good enough for me! (runs off to help Sheppard) :lol:
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Yay another atlantis post...heres some more that i dug up...

Atlantis ep 1

(Daniel walks in and sees Weir and Mckay)

Daniel: Ah just the people i needed to see.

(Daniel walks away...Weir and Mckay just stand their looking confused...Daneil comes back)

Daniel: ...Come with me...

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Sheppard: (bables on on the training hes gone threw)...

ONeill: Thats a lot of training for the Antarctic.

Sheppard: It was the one contenant I never set foot on...

ONeill: Its one of my Least favorite contenants.

Sheppard: I kinda like it here...

ONeill: You Like it here...

Sheppard: Yes sir...

(A little while later after the chair wepon goes off and sheppard and ONeill get to the outpost)

Daniel: Jack!

ONeill: Daniel!...Warm welcome...

Daniel: Wasent me...How'd you manage to a...

ONeill: Keep my ass from getting blown out of the sky? The Exceptionol flying of Major John Sheppard. He likes it here.

Daneil: Exceptionol...You Like it here?...

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Mckay: We need the ZedPM to power the Gate...

ONeill: What?

Daniel: ZeePM...He's Canadian... :-D

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Continuing on that joke:

Mckay: Uh Zero Point Modual. General. The uh Ancient power source you recovered from (some planet that I couldent quite understand what it was called) and thats now powering the outpost defences...(Now you better be thankful for this cuz it took me forever to actually get this explanation) I have since determined that it generates its enormous power from vacumed energy derived from a self contained regioun of subspace time.

ONeill: Well that was a waste of a perfectly god explanation...

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ONeill: This isent a long trip so I'l be as sasinct as possible.....................

Sheppard: Well thats pretty sasinct...

ONeill: Thank you.

Sheppard: I told doctor Weir that...you know...I'd think about it...

ONeill: And?...So? Well? WHAT!!!

Sheppard: With all do respect sir we were just attacked by an alien missle then I found out i have some mutant gene then theres this Stargate thing and these expaditions to other galaxies.

ONeill: You know this isent about you sheppard its a lot bigger then that.

Sheppard: Rite now at this very secound wether i decide to go on this mission or not seems to be about me...

ONeill: Let me ask you something...Why'd you become a pilot?

Sheppard: I think people who dont want to fly are crazy...

ONeill: And I think people who dont want to go threw the Stargate are equally as Wack!

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(Just established a wormhole to to atlantis)

Daniel: Jack its not too late for me to...

ONeill: No...

Daniel: I could just grab my...

ONeill: NO...

Daniel:...k...

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Just to name a few from the first atlantis episode...
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Another Atlantis one:

McKay: "Fix the jumper? Who do I look like; MacGyver?!" :wink:




(This quote brings up many questions.....which are best left unanswered ) :D
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NOOOOOOOO!!!!! lol i saw that episode and i actually wrote that one down...how could I forget that one nooooooooooo lol
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Shadow Blade wrote:NOOOOOOOO!!!!! lol i saw that episode and i actually wrote that one down...how could I forget that one nooooooooooo lol




I was looking through your post and thinking: "I cant believe he missed this one".

Your slipping shadow, lol j/k :-D
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lol well next time il make sure not to miss one as good as that one...
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Oh, I got another Atlantis one:

Prisoner: "Can you fix it"?
McKay: "Well, I don't know....I wasent expecting to be shot down by the cast of Braveheart"



(That joke is hilarious if you have seen the movie :-) )
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Oh thats a good one lol
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Shadow Blade,
Very good idea you had here. I'm loving this! Funny stuff!
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Just to prove the show does have a comedic side to those who don't watch it, and an arrcive of some of the best moments in the history of the show.
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Image << Look I'm in the background of his avatar.

Apophis is standing there and I'm sort of blurry in the background. And I just noticed too. :-D
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You just noticed that. :lol:
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rawfl :D sharp eye klorel we've all only noticed that for..years
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The real question is what is that wierd green thing next to Korel?
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