1) Do you threaten people with RL harm?
Never.
2) do you promise “mess up their computer” or “give them a virus”?
Never
3) Do you think about ways to hurt them when you come back online, while lying in bed?
I have in the past, but it's just a game now.
4) do you spend more than $100/month on the game?
I haven't spent a cent on this game in over 12 months.
5) do you sleep less than 30 minute intervales so you can bank every turn OR set an alarm so you can at least wake up and bank after an acceptible amount of time?
I have been guilty of that in the past, but as stated above, now it's just a game.
6) Do you create new websites/chat services/forums etc.. soley designed for taking down your enemies
Nope.
7) have you blown off visiting family to raid?
Nope.

Have you blown off "relations" to mass someone? (think Bill Clinton - US President)
No, but I have blown off massing someone to have relations.
9) have you bought a whole new computer when your current one crapped out on you souly so you can play?
Nope.
10) Do you get all your RL mates to start playing so you can have a "team"
Nope.
11) do you have RL friends?
Yes.
12. If no to 11 are your SGW friends your only friends
N/A
13) do you plan world trips to visit them?
Some are invited to my wedding.
14) Have you trained a friend/family member/pet to bank for you?
I used to, then they started playing too...
15) have you contemplated ways of cheating to beat your enemies?
I refuse to cheat. If it isn't worth doing something properly, then it isn't worth it.
16) Do you get your mother to give out to people when you get attacked.

Disgusting but
17) Have you ever given out your cell phone # in the event of emergency ingme?
Never.
18) Have you ever called someone due to an emergency ingame?
Never.
19) have you ever had “relations” with another player?
Yes, I am marrying her.
20) if yes have you ever massed your special friend over something they did to you?

Hell no, I enjoy the nookie too much.
21) have you ever stormed off to the store to buy more beer because you ran out while in the middle of massing?
Don't drink beer. Scotch yes, but I wasn't massing at the time.
22) have you ever stormed off to the store to buy more beer because you ran out while in the middle of being massed?
Hmmm, was someone hitting the beer writing this list???
23) Do you only use ppt to sleep?
I used to.
24) have you ever cried due to something that happened in game?
Nope.
25) Have you ever waited a year just to get that guy? then quit the game laughing?
Yes, but I didn't quit the game.
26) have you ever begged someone not to leave the game?
Plenty of times. We have lost too many good players.
27) Do you make sure to hit up as many conventions as possible?
I would like to, but don't have the funding...
28) do you have at least 99% of your contacts on msn as people you met ingame?
Nope.
29) Have you messaged those 99% to vote for you for an sgw forum award or messaged them to click on your recuitment link for each new wave for Q?
Never been up for an award, haven;t played Q in about 7 era's.
30) Have you ever considered to jump off the top off a building/cliff/bridge because of a war ingame?
Nope.