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dont come running too me if ya break ya leg

shes ran off with a black man on a girrafe

all quotes from my childhood

A new doctor goes on rounds at the asylum. He talks to one man. "And who are you?" he asks. The patient says, "I, sir, am Napoleon." "But how do you know you're Napoleon?" asks the doctor. "God told me." And from the next bed over comes, "I did not."

Put your foot down with a firm hand.....

'a good mate will bail u out of jail. but your best mate will be in jail sitting next to u saying WTH did we just do?'

You can't put your foot down if you don't have a leg to stand on.

"I saw a little boy, perhaps ten years old, driving a huge carthorse along a narrow path, whipping it whenever it tried to turn. It struck me that if only such animals became aware of their strength we should have no power over them, and that men exploit animals in much the same way as the rich exploit the proletariat."

-George Orwell

Hey nice one´sň High,how about putting them in one,this way you will a poster like apophis......erhmmmm spammer lol .

anyway nice one guys.My english is crappy but i will try to put some here myself.

Life is a thought. Samuel Coleridge

People that dont know why they live, think about what they wouldnt do. Goomo

When you live the way like the nature,you will never be poor, but if u live they way like people do,you will never be rich. Seneca

I like this one lol:
When you want your dreams come true,wake up! Rudyard Kipling


Sometimes life pass by like a beautifull melody,sometimes like a hard fight, but never forget its only one and it is yours. John Lennon

Life is not what we want,but what we got. Arnošt Lustig

Life is a comedy for those who think and a tragedy for those who feel. André Maurois

Live with people is hard,because its hard to keep quiet. Friedrich Nietzsche

I know a gynecologist that daily kills many human lives,but on christmas cant even kill a fish Max Kašparu

There´s not nicer stories than those that has life written itself. Hans Christian Andersen

Dont waste your precious time or cry for something that cant be changed. Richard Carlson

Life can be hard as much as it want,but there is always something, that you can do or be good in.Until there is life,there is hope. Stephen Hawking

That would be all for now people,going bycicling a bit,ill post some more later

Dont look at me with 'those' eyes...............

Dox wrote:'a good mate will bail u out of jail. but your best mate will be in jail sitting next to u saying WTH did we just do?'

I never got this one, I would not join my best mate sitting in jail because that's just dumb.

I'd bail him out with interest though.

Never let a thought or a duty stop you from doing something you think is right or important for you in a moment of deciding,you will regret it your whole life.

"autor myself after this weeks tragedy(problem)

BELISKNER wrote:

Dox wrote:'a good mate will bail u out of jail. but your best mate will be in jail sitting next to u saying WTH did we just do?'

I never got this one, I would not join my best mate sitting in jail because that's just dumb.

I'd bail him out with interest though.

it means you was out on the pizz with your m8 and ya both got aressted for doing something stoopid that ya both cant rember "that would be a true m8"

at least thats how i read it

Peter Kay........

Why is it that when someone tells you that there are over a billion
stars in the universe, you believe them, but if they tell you there is
wet paint somewhere, you have to touch it to make sure?

At the end of every party there is always a girl crying.


Sharpening a pencil with a knife makes you feel really manly.

Prodding a fire with a stick makes you feel manly.

The smaller the monkey the more it looks like it would kill you at
the first given opportunity.

Some days you see lots of people on crutches.

Old women with mobile phones look wrong.

In every plate of chips there is a bad chip.

One of the most awkward things that can happen in a pub is when your
pint-to-toilet cycle gets synchronised with a complete stranger

I went to a restaurant that serves 'breakfast at any time'. So I
ordered French Toast during the Renaissance.

Genius!

Never underestimate a guy that underestimates himself

(autor myself)