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We are the Nanotimasters.
You will be assimilated.
Your biological and technological distinctiveness will be added to our own.
Resistance is futile.

We've had this discusion, and in truth, our lego parts are part and parcel of our greatness. However, it seems the race forums have been pruned...

Anyways, the upshot is: I'd like to see a worm-headed Gouald build a hyperspace generator out of lego pieces. You false gods have to scavenge the tech of other races, and still fail: Look at your side-arm, it takes three hits to vaporize anything! What sort of weapon is that?

Resistance is futile? If we can't resist, we'll make hara-kiri (or whatever we spell it)!! Better die with honour (or not) than living as a nothing but a pet

Better die with honour (or not) than living as a nothing but a pet

Sounds like Tokra talk to me....
Eh, any asgaurds in the audiance?
Maybe you can shelter this new tokra behind your cheesy holograms.

The Xeno wrote:

Better die with honour (or not) than living as a nothing but a pet

Sounds like Tokra talk to me....
Eh, any asgaurds in the audiance?
Maybe you can shelter this new tokra behind your cheesy holograms.

*cough*red part*cough*

*cough*red part*cough*

I assumed that you simply meant their might not be any way to die with honor in the end. E.g.
Kinda hard to commit hara kiri when you awake to a bunch of Human-forms standing over your bed. Not your fault you snake-heads have no aptitude for stealth and defense against it. (though still, you'd think the gaurds would have become a little suspicious at "Candy-gram".)

yeah, he looks real stealthy

Ok... I'm not sure how that Untrained Mercenary got access to my 'throne' room - But I would hardly call him an example of our covert skills.





I believe that is what your looking for.

you should atleast make them wear pants

I have got to start cracking down on those untrained mercs... Just because they've nothing to do but breakdance, they think they can throw all the normal rules of propriety out the window: The Hip-Hop music must be haveing a detrimental effect.
Some executions will be forthcoming <_<

The System Lords and Goauld are indeed false gods.
The lead an army of weak and simple minded people who believe simple 'magic'.
You know they're simple minded and they look at this and believe it:

http://youtube.com/watch?v=VrWAgl60aws

Silly Gouald believing in magic tricks.


Hmm... asgaurds must finally have lapsed into commas.
I see no posts from their sphere of influence - meh, we always warned them not to spend so much time watching holograms and eating potatoe chips.

The only suards present are the holograms. They use holograms to fight their battles. Shows how brave they are.

The only suards present are the holograms. They use holograms to fight their battles. Shows how brave they are.

Hehe... To true. To think; holographic technology, built because the 'saurds were to afraid to meet the Pizza delivery guy in person.

Not everyone is as brave as a Tollan.