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<Ferra> i have a rl girlfriend, thats not a girl,

That quote was not altered in any way. But I couldn't help it, no offence to Amy.

if you read the convo it would make sense...

[16:47] <Amec> My GF got better than me in a maths test...
[16:47] <Amec> She got A, I got A-
[16:47] <iPhoneDestroyer> Fail.
[16:47] <Ta> AMEC=Fail
[16:47] <iPhoneDestroyer> lol
[16:47] <Amec> I dont fail anymore...

<[TC]LordBalor> I may be a Catholic but i'm a terrible one :p
<Anonymous> only the priests eh?
<[TC]LordBalor> no no
<[TC]LordBalor> I used to alterserve for the archbishop
<Anonymous> hope you wernt a choir boy
<[TC]LordBalor> before he was archbishop
<Ferra>
<Ferra> i threathed my friend
<[TC]LordBalor> He gave me Easter Eggs after the Easter Sunday Service
<Ferra> if he contunies to play WoW like his is im having the pw changed
<[TC]LordBalor> ...
<iPhoneDestroyer> "easter eggs"
<iPhoneDestroyer>
<[TC]LordBalor> that sounded wrong
<Anonymous> filled with extacy I bet
<[TC]LordBalor> *Easter Sunday mass
<[TC]LordBalor> There needs to be like a Format button for your brain >.<
<Ferra> LMAO
<Ferra> im quoteing that
<[TC]LordBalor> no
<Ferra> yes
<[TC]LordBalor> >.<

* Steven|AFK snuggles JOS and kisses him
<JOS> <.>
<Steven|AFK> ^.^
* JOS watches the install meter go up and up
<Steven|AFK> sorry
* JOS watches the lag meter go off too >.<
<JOS> and its ok mate lol
<LordBalor> yes JOS
<LordBalor> "Install meter going up"
<LordBalor> Right after steven kisses you
<JOS> ...
<JOS> epic lulz
<Steven|AFK> be back >.<
<JOS> i so self-pwned >.<
<[AA]Deuce> lol balor
<[AA]Deuce> awesome
<LordBalor> *quotezh0rs*

<LordBalor>
<LordBalor> One handed typing ftw!

[16:15:43] <Amec> The only time that ive stayed up for the superweap sale
[16:15:53] <Amec> I missed it cos I was fapping...
[16:15:58] <Amec> And lost 2mil DMU
[16:16:00] <Amec> :'(

Oh so pwnt

It started out as a conversation about girls being stronger then guys, then quickly in turn ended up with Deuce trying to give birth and JOS proposing the idea of both genders giving birth, then with the idea of Amec + hand= mini-amecs, Bez soon had a idea for a new reality smash tv show.

[22:16:50] <Bez> seriously.. if i made a TV show called Fail Factor, with 100 of Amecs children... who would watch it? you?
[22:17:07] <JOS> i would watch it, just for the epic lulz one would get
[22:17:18] <JOS> it'd put comedy central out of business in minutes
[22:17:29] <[AA]Deuce> First competition, Bat Catching. Catch a bat with your teeth!
[22:18:07] <Bastet> Bez- only if the loosers get killed off
[22:18:14] <Bastet> in funny and entertaining ways
[22:18:26] <Bez> lol okaii ... Second Competition: talking to girls
[22:18:30] <[AA]Deuce> Second Competition: Tag, with AK-47s
[22:18:31] <JOS> XD
[22:18:32] <Bastet> lol
[22:18:51] <Bez> Third Competition: Sex
[22:18:57] <Bastet> it would be kinda like the twit olympics
[22:19:00] <Bez> that'd be a climax of a season
[22:19:05] <Bez> kinda, yeah
[22:19:10] <Bastet> Bez- bit hard when the original can't even acheive it
[22:19:34] <Bez> ROFLS Bastet
[22:19:52] <Bez> Fourth Competition: shooting a pinned down rabbit
[22:19:58] <JOS> lol
[22:20:23] <Amec> Erm
[22:20:26] <Amec> ...
[22:20:29] <Bez> Fifth Competition: Water Skiing
[22:20:32] <Bastet> lol
[22:20:34] <Bez> oh
[22:20:36] <Bez> hi Amec
[22:20:37] <Bastet> hey Amec
[22:20:40] <JOS> Bez
[22:20:40] <[AA]Deuce> Sexth Competition: Snowboarding
[22:20:42] <[AA]Deuce> weeeeeee
[22:20:43] <[AA]Deuce> Hey Amec
[22:20:45] <[AA]Deuce>
[22:20:49] <JOS> there wouldnt be enough left after competition 4
[22:20:54] <Bez> hmmm
[22:20:57] <quickshot84> man you guys are slack some times...
[22:21:00] <Bastet> lol
[22:21:02] <Bez> yeah, that could be a problem...
[22:21:08] <LordBalor> Quicky
[22:21:09] <[AA]Deuce> he could make more
[22:21:09] <[AA]Deuce> lol
[22:21:10] <Bez> we'll have to weld the guns in place too
[22:21:11] <Amec> ...
[22:21:12] <Amec> ...
[22:21:13] <Amec> ...
[22:21:38] * [AA]Deuce pokes Amec
[22:21:43] <Bez> even still, estimates of 30% fatalities on mini-amecs, 1% fatalities of rabbits
[22:21:45] <Amec> wth?
[22:21:49] <Bastet> I think you broke him
[22:21:56] <[AA]Deuce> LOL
[22:21:56] <JOS> 30%?
[22:21:58] <JOS> too low
[22:22:02] <Bez> read up a bit
[22:22:00] <Bez> oh Amec... we're talking about my new TV show...
[22:22:02] <Bez> read up a bit
[22:22:04] <JOS> i'd say upwards of 75%
[22:22:08] <Amec> ...i did..
[22:22:23] <Bez> it all started when we were talking about male reproduction... and how funny it would be if Amec + hand = mini-amec
[22:22:28] <JOS> and once this is over im so quoting it and putting it into the "Amec got pwned moments" thread
[22:22:41] <Amec> o.o
[22:22:53] <Bez> and how awesome a TV show called "Fail Factor" which would be a competiton between 100 of your children, would be

Some edits have been made to keep Deuce's going too far out, and Amec is yet to speak again.

[19:06:34] <DinoSAWR> Arashi = she?
[19:06:35] <DinoSAWR> oO
[19:06:41] <%Arashi-AFK> yup
[19:06:44] <DinoSAWR> O.O
[19:06:50] <%Arashi-AFK> *eats the cholates then goes back to sleep*
[19:07:00] <DinoSAWR> Since when are all these girls on the internets?
[19:07:39] <%Anonymous> don't worry
[19:07:42] <%Anonymous> it's all in your mind
[19:08:01] <%Anonymous> the only girls on the internet have .jpg as their last name
[19:08:41] <DinoSAWR> anon
[19:08:45] <DinoSAWR> I knew it!
[19:09:39] <%Arashi-AFK> actually mines .psd (higher quality)
[19:10:21] <%Anonymous> unless it's .avi, .mpg, or .mkv
[19:10:26] <%Anonymous> I want no part of it



[13:56:02] <lildragon> im still better at back ends
[13:56:08] <lildragon> but i can do front ends now to


[17:33:44] * +LordBalor hides
[17:34:49] * Ta drags LordBalor out
[17:34:59] <+LordBalor> I like it in the closet!

LOL poor balor thats 3 misquotes in a week

<&PrOdiGy> i am a lezzie stuck in a mans body


<&PrOdiGy> !seen xavier
<&HackSaw> xavier was last seen here 19 days, 16 hours, 16 minutes ago.
<&PrOdiGy> WHAT
<[P206]> lol
<&PrOdiGy> wow cant have been on solidly for 3 weeks
<+squishie> XAVIER WAS HERE?!
<+Ferra> that long since WoW has been down...
<+Ferra> damn
<+squishie> yeah but Xavier is only here if WoW is dead
* quickshot84 sends that to xavier >_>



<LTC> Something you say when you see something cool.
<nascar> cool
<AgnusDei> rofl
* nascar is now known as wow
<wow> now i'm cool
<[P206]> no, now you're homosexual

[08/22/07 6:13am] * Bastet is wet

[20:12:33] * Ferra hugs Bastet and runs off to take a swim
[20:12:34] * Crusher trips Ferra! < 3289 >
[20:12:47] * Ferra throws Crusher in the pool
[20:13:01] * Bastet drops safe on Ferra
[20:13:23] * Ferra throws Bastet in the pool also
[20:13:33] <quickshot84> o.o
[20:13:35] * Bastet is wet
[20:13:38] <Bastet> ....
[20:13:41] <quickshot84> wet tshirt contest!
[20:13:43] * Bastet splashes around
[20:13:45] <Bastet> um no
[20:13:54] <Ferra> lol
[20:13:59] <Balor|afk>
[20:14:06] * Balor|afk goes un-afk
[20:14:09] <quickshot84> lol
[20:14:24] <Zathras> who called a wet t-shirt contest?!!!!

Boys are so predictable, well most of the time.

[20:25:30] <trigger_mike> who says i love you after one day
[20:26:01] <LordBalor> If he's possessive of you after 1 day

[20:25:15] <+trigger_mike> seriously tho
[20:25:22] <+trigger_mike> who says i love you after one day
[20:25:23] <+trigger_mike> >.<
[20:25:31] <Bastet> many people
[20:25:37] <quickshot84> lol
[20:25:39] <+LordBalor> lol Trigs
[20:25:48] <Bastet> and is that one day of knowing
[20:25:49] <quickshot84> that word, is ebil
[20:25:49] <+trigger_mike> its stuffed
[20:25:53] <+LordBalor> If he's possessive of you after 1 day
[20:25:54] <Bastet> or one day of dates
[20:25:59] <+trigger_mike> one day of really talking
[20:25:59] <+LordBalor> Thats when your in trouble
[20:25:59] <quickshot84> to use after only 1 day
[20:26:02] <+trigger_mike> LordBalor, she not he
[20:26:06] <Bastet> lol
[20:26:08] <+LordBalor> yes...
[20:26:10] <+LordBalor> she
[20:26:10] <quickshot84> lmao
[20:26:12] <+LordBalor> thats what i meant
[20:26:15] <+LordBalor> >.<
[20:26:20] <quickshot84> sure balor
[20:28:49] <quickshot84> thats only physical attraction


[20:29:07] <+trigger_mike> but i dont wanna be mean and tell her to get stuffed
[20:29:17] <quickshot84> tell her theres someone else?
[20:29:17] <+trigger_mike> coz i have a real shot at sex here
[20:29:20] <+trigger_mike> its catch 22
[20:29:24] <quickshot84> lol



<&PrOdiGy> ok, boob is on highlight now

[08:44:31] <~adminHere> thats what your 'personal log' is for steven
[08:44:33] <Steven> I know
[08:44:36] <~adminHere> you can save all your good porn links