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lol i missed the beginning of it :p

blame the lecture im in -_-"

<+harry1989> i dont mass people
<+harry1989> i hump them
<+harry1989> lol
<Bez> lolz
<Bez> suggest that to Jason next time he's here
<+harry1989> ROFL
<+harry1989> a "hump option"
<Bez> "i'd like to see a HUMP button, right next to sabbotage and raid and attack"
<+harry1989> where there is a chance you will "satisfy" the person, if so, you get a certain amount of free uu and naq from them
<Bez> attack logs shows "EnterTheLion has humped you, all your defense clones are now pregnant..."
<@Zathras> it'd make attacking interesting " XX% of your army turned out to be **Filtered** and the attackers impregnated them" then in say 48-72 hours u get XX% more men free
<Bez> "Bez has humped you. 95% of your defense merces and 45% of your defense clones liked it so much, they're now STD infected **Filtered**... Utterly useless for defense now, they walk the street flooding the cities with dirty unloved children"

Please, PLEASE consider this idea Jason

Or, you can just get girlfriends/boyfriends

[18:47:09] <Tyz> Has anyone here got homoscript?
[18:47:15] <Tyz> I wants it

[18:58:05] * SGW_Guest313 (mailto:SGW_Guest3@8967217A.13E9E110.533B6700.IP) has joined #Stargatewars
[18:58:09] <quickshot84> yes sgw is down
[18:58:21] <Bez> lolz
[18:58:22] <quickshot84> no we dont know why
[18:58:24] <Bez> make it the topic
[18:58:32] <Vez> lol
[18:58:37] <quickshot84> kthxBAI!
[18:58:43] * SGW_Guest313 (mailto:SGW_Guest3@8967217A.13E9E110.533B6700.IP) Quit (Quit: SGW_Guest313)


And for the above quote, Tyz is our favourite failer Amec

JOS wrote:[18:58:05] * SGW_Guest313 (mailto:SGW_Guest3@8967217A.13E9E110.533B6700.IP) has joined #Stargatewars
[18:58:09] <quickshot84> yes sgw is down
[18:58:21] <Bez> lolz
[18:58:22] <quickshot84> no we dont know why
[18:58:24] <Bez> make it the topic
[18:58:32] <Vez> lol
[18:58:37] <quickshot84> kthxBAI!
[18:58:43] * SGW_Guest313 (mailto:SGW_Guest3@8967217A.13E9E110.533B6700.IP) Quit (Quit: SGW_Guest313)

And for the above quote, Tyz is our favourite failer Amec

[19:03:42] <Tyz> wth?
[19:03:43] <Tyz> Query failed: select * from `Mercenaries`Can't connect to local MySQL server through socket '/tmp/mysql.sock' (2)
[19:03:43] <Tyz> Warning: mysql_fetch_object(): supplied argument is not a valid MySQL result resource in /game/stargame/stargatewars.com/login2.php on line 15
[19:03:43] <Tyz> Query failed: select ID from `UserDetails` where userName like 'a%' and e_mail='tyscorp@gmail.com' and password='*********'Can't connect to local MySQL server through socket '/tmp/mysql.sock' (2)Query failed: select race from `UserDetails` where userName like 'a%' and e_mail='tyscorp@gmail.com' and password='argmfits1234'Can't connect to local MySQL server through socket '/tmp/mysql.sock' (2)Query failed: SELECT concat( left(PASSWORD , 2 ) , '
[19:03:43] <Tyz> Warning: Cannot modify header information - headers already sent by (output started at /game/stargame/stargatewars.com/vsys.php:123) in /game/stargame/stargatewars.com/login2.php on line 140
[19:03:51] <+Haz> bit slow Amec
[19:03:54] <+Haz> scroll up
[19:03:55] <Naz> wow, way to uber fail Amec
[19:03:59] <Tyz> ??/
[19:04:05] <Tyz> lulz
[19:04:08] <Bez> someones behind the times
[19:04:20] <Tyz> yes, I changed the passwords to some random crap
[19:04:22] * Bastet (mailto:equilla_si@GA-9A0867E3.dyn.iinet.net.au) has joined #Stargatewars
[19:04:24] <Tyz> OH CRAP
[19:04:27] <Tyz> MISSED ONE
[19:04:29] <Tyz> O_O
[19:04:34] <Bastet> missed one what
[19:04:38] <Tyz> e_mail='tyscorp@gmail.com' and password='*********'
[19:04:38] <Tyz> ...
[19:04:38] <Tyz> ...
[19:04:38] <Tyz> ...
[19:04:41] <Tyz> holy crap
[19:04:43] <Tyz> >.<
[19:04:44] <Tyz> omg
[19:04:46] <Naz> LOLOLOLOL
[19:04:51] <Naz> *haxx0rs*
[19:04:55] <+Haz> lol
[19:04:58] <Tyz> seriosuly
[19:04:59] <Tyz> omg
[19:05:05] <Naz> you, my failing friend
[19:05:08] <Naz> just self pwned
[19:05:20] <Tyz> please no one hack my account
[19:05:23] <Naz> in the most unimaginably hilarious way you've managed yet
[19:05:23] <Naz>
[19:05:33] <+Haz> someone leave and come back as SGW_Guest***
[19:05:38] <Bez> "here, this is my email and password
[19:05:42] <Bez> please dont hack me"


[19:09:33] <Tyz> so what if i dipped my thing in water then sugar then got my dog to lick it off?

I will never get how he fails so often. 3 times in one night

Some people....

[18:50:11] <InvaderZim> Im coming out soon
[18:50:46] <&PrOdiGy> out of the closet?
[18:51:00] <InvaderZim> Out of PrOdiGy.
[18:51:01] <Bez> out of something....
[18:51:02] <InvaderZim> Whooops.
[18:51:10] <InvaderZim> :>
[18:51:11] <&PrOdiGy> :O
[18:51:27] <InvaderZim> I told everyone our little secret, SOVVY!


<InvaderZim> InvaderZim is so slow. <.<

quickshot84 wrote:<InvaderZim> InvaderZim is so slow. <.<

is dling so slow*

[19:45:48] <Bez> i like to be a bit like Amec and his hand when massing
[19:45:53] <Bez> hard but fast

[09:28:22pm] * Tyz np: Saddle Club - Hello World

Tyz is, once again, our failing friend Amec.