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<goodie> i suck at front ends
<goodie> but i make smexy front ends
<goodie> erm
<goodie> back ends
<goodie> >.>
<PK> LOL
<LordBalor> O.O
<LordBalor> goodie
<LordBalor> something you not telling us



[21:21:26] (+Bastet) I don't trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn't die
[21:21:40] (+quickshot84) so.. you dont trust any women Bastet
[21:21:42] (+quickshot84) o.o"
[21:21:54] (+squishie) rofl
[21:21:54] (+quickshot84) including yourself?!
[21:21:57] (+quickshot84) T_T

Monologs FTW

[22:37:53] <quickshot84> why does this look sus to me
[22:37:55] <quickshot84> [20:30:31] —› join: (Predator) (PredatorSl@GA-75DA51A5.dial-up.dsl.siol.net)
[22:37:55] <quickshot84> [20:32:15] —› quit: (Predator) (PredatorSl@GA-75DA51A5.dial-up.dsl.siol.net) (Quit: Predator)
[22:37:55] <quickshot84> [20:32:16] —› join: (SGW_Guest631) (SGW_Guest6@GA-3CCA2AE.static.dsl.siol.net)
[22:37:55] <quickshot84> [20:32:26] (Ta) im in two minds wether to go to uni or to an electrical apprenticeship :S
[22:37:55] <quickshot84> [20:32:39] (+quickshot84) ahh
[22:37:55] <quickshot84> [20:32:53] (Ta) decisions decisions
[22:37:58] <quickshot84> [20:33:56] —› nick: (SGW_Guest631) is now known as (Virjan)
[22:37:58] <quickshot84> the hosts
[22:38:05] <quickshot84> seriously looks sus to me
[22:41:04] <quickshot84> no one from the same area joins that quick within each other, and hes been coming in/out =\
[22:41:13] <quickshot84> you're afk and im tlaking to myself ay -_-

-Goodie

(+ZarkonSpaceGod) dead set, i think this girl is bringing my inevitable arthritis in my right hand forward by 5 years

Too good an opportunity to pass up XD

[07:46:58] * Amec (tyscorp@GA-A9BE3BFF.cust.bit.net.au) has joined #stargatewars
[07:47:20] <+Ishmayeck[KDE4]> yay Dictator left! Boy I really hates that guy...
[07:47:23] <+Ishmayeck[KDE4]> umm...
[07:47:24] <+Ishmayeck[KDE4]> hello dictator...
[07:47:27] <+Ishmayeck[KDE4]> >_>
[07:47:35] * ThePianoKing has to go
[07:47:35] <ThePianoKing> so ill
[07:47:36] <ThePianoKing> be
[07:47:36] <ThePianoKing> back
[07:47:36] <ThePianoKing> later
[07:47:36] <ThePianoKing> i
[07:47:36] <Amec> omg
[07:47:36] <ThePianoKing> am
[07:47:36] <+Ishmayeck[KDE4]> nooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
[07:47:36] <ThePianoKing> the
[07:47:36] <+Ishmayeck[KDE4]> FAIL
[07:47:36] <Amec> I got SOOO pissed
[07:47:36] <ThePianoKing> best
[07:47:36] * dictator throws a piano at ish
[07:47:36] <ThePianoKing> speed
[07:47:36] <ThePianoKing> typer
[07:47:36] <Amec> stop
[07:47:36] <Amec> let me
[07:47:36] * ThePianoKing (ThePianoKi@GA-96C00838.tampabay.res.rr.com) Quit (Quit: i am king)
[07:47:37] <+Ishmayeck[KDE4]> Amec failed to fail to connect !~~!
[07:47:37] <Amec> talk
[07:47:37] <+Ishmayeck[KDE4]> to the server!
[07:47:37] <+Ishmayeck[KDE4]> NOO
[07:47:37] <+Ishmayeck[KDE4]> you fail to talk!
[07:47:37] <+Ishmayeck[KDE4]>
[07:47:37] * dictator (SGW_Guest0@GA-10FE6413.cpe.net.cable.rogers.com) Quit (Quit: dictator)
[07:47:37] <+Ishmayeck[KDE4]> and you fail to realize that on IRC you don't talk, you type!!
[07:47:37] <Amec> This doesn't make sense
[07:47:38] <+Ishmayeck[KDE4]> this is IRC!
[07:47:38] <+Ishmayeck[KDE4]> not Skype~!
[07:47:38] <+Ishmayeck[KDE4]> ;P
[07:47:38] <Amec> My dad didn't know where the party was
[07:47:38] <+Ishmayeck[KDE4]> Amec: yeah it does... you just fail to make sense of it...
[07:47:39] <Amec> But somehow I got homw
[07:47:44] <+Ishmayeck[KDE4]> ...
[07:47:45] <Amec> :s
[07:47:50] <+Ishmayeck[KDE4]> Amec is allowed to drink?
[07:47:54] <Amec> no
[07:47:57] <+Ishmayeck[KDE4]> ...
[07:48:03] <+Ishmayeck[KDE4]> then why don't you remember how you got home?
[07:48:12] <Amec> I drank a whole bottle of wild turkey
[07:48:13] <+Ishmayeck[KDE4]> maybe your memory is FAILing you...
[07:48:14] <+Ishmayeck[KDE4]> >_>
[07:48:14] <Amec> and 3 beers
[07:48:18] <JOS> [07:47:36] <Amec> I got SOOO pissed <-- LOL 3-5 cans i bet you
[07:48:18] <+Ishmayeck[KDE4]> ahh
[07:48:19] -Amec- I have been away for 1min 50secs: Party Tiem! (since 16:06/September 21st) (one-time response to highlight)
[07:48:19] <JOS> XD
[07:48:22] <Amec> and lots of punch
[07:48:26] <JOS> psychic powahz +1
[07:48:33] <+Ishmayeck[KDE4]> so... if your dad did know where it was, you'd have been in trouble?
[07:48:34] <Amec> JOS
[07:48:34] <+Ishmayeck[KDE4]>
[07:48:40] <JOS> punch? thats almost as bad as passion pop x.x
[07:48:43] <Amec> Skulled whole bottle of wild turkey
[07:48:54] <+Ishmayeck[KDE4]> ...wild turkey being what?
[07:48:59] <Amec> spirits
[07:49:03] <Amec> 47% alco
[07:49:06] <+Ishmayeck[KDE4]> forgive my ignorance, no good spirits around here...
[07:49:06] <JOS> if you'd skulled a full bottle of wild turkey you'd be on the floor passed out
[07:49:13] <Amec> I did
[07:49:15] <Amec> O_o
[07:49:16] <+Ishmayeck[KDE4]> meh, I prefer 97% isopropyl alchohol
[07:49:17] <Amec> I thiknl
[07:49:22] <Amec> I dont rmeembver
[07:49:25] <Amec> remember*
[07:49:26] <JOS> i highly doubt it =/
[07:49:27] <+Ishmayeck[KDE4]> Amec failed to spell alcohol all the way
[07:49:27] <+Ishmayeck[KDE4]>
[07:49:44] <+Ishmayeck[KDE4]> JOS! go over to where Amec lives and show him how to drink!
[07:49:45] <+Ishmayeck[KDE4]>
[07:49:48] <JOS> lol
[07:49:53] <Amec> omg
[07:49:59] <+Ishmayeck[KDE4]> heh
[07:50:01] <Amec> who's jumper is this?
[07:50:02] <JOS> 1: its 10 to 8 in the morning and 2: i just cant be stuffed
[07:50:06] <+Ishmayeck[KDE4]> ...
[07:50:08] <+Ishmayeck[KDE4]> jumper?
[07:50:08] * Wirewraith (wirewraith@GA-11B213F2.bulldogdsl.com) Quit (Quit: *Swish*)
[07:50:09] <+Ishmayeck[KDE4]> umm
[07:50:10] <+Ishmayeck[KDE4]> as in...
[07:50:13] <JOS> Amec, welcome to the world of parties
[07:50:14] <+Ishmayeck[KDE4]> a piece of clothing?
[07:50:20] <+Ishmayeck[KDE4]> worn arount the genitalia?
[07:50:21] <Amec> yes
[07:50:23] <Amec> wth
[07:50:24] <+Ishmayeck[KDE4]> cool
[07:50:27] <JOS> dont be too surprised if you hear reports of you cheating on mikky either
[07:50:33] <+Ishmayeck[KDE4]> ...
[07:50:34] <+Ishmayeck[KDE4]> who?
[07:50:34] <Amec> there is a brown jumper on the floor
[07:50:40] <Amec> wait
[07:50:41] <Amec> grey*
[07:50:42] <+Ishmayeck[KDE4]> brown eh?
[07:50:42] <JOS> people seem to have a thing for spontaneous sex when alcohol is involved
[07:50:43] <+Ishmayeck[KDE4]> mmm
[07:50:51] <+Ishmayeck[KDE4]> maybe whoever wore it wore it backwards...
[07:50:52] <+Ishmayeck[KDE4]> :/
[07:51:06] <Amec> I think its Mitch's
[07:51:09] <+Ishmayeck[KDE4]> JOS: I thought that was just people in general, alcohol or not...
[07:51:14] <+Ishmayeck[KDE4]> so...
[07:51:17] <Amec> O_o
[07:51:19] <+Ishmayeck[KDE4]> what is the purpose of a jumper?
[07:51:24] <Amec> why am I up at 7:50 AM?
[07:51:29] <+Ishmayeck[KDE4]> umm
[07:51:29] <Amec> ...
[07:51:33] <+Ishmayeck[KDE4]> because you failed to sleep?
[07:51:34] <JOS> Amec
[07:51:37] <Amec> yea
[07:51:37] <JOS> because you fail
[07:51:40] <+Ishmayeck[KDE4]>
[07:51:44] <Amec> I also threw up on my bed
[07:51:47] <+Ishmayeck[KDE4]> ...
[07:51:49] <+Ishmayeck[KDE4]> fail!
[07:51:49] <JOS> pwnt
[07:51:53] <+Ishmayeck[KDE4]> now go clean it
[07:51:54] <+Ishmayeck[KDE4]>
[07:51:56] <+Ishmayeck[KDE4]> NOW!!
[07:51:58] <Amec> ugh
[07:51:59] <+Ducky> pwned
[07:52:03] <+Ishmayeck[KDE4]> with yer hands!
[07:52:04] <JOS> you must have come home early if you threw up on your bed
[07:52:06] <Amec> and knocked my heater ober
[07:52:09] <Amec> over*
[07:52:12] <+Ishmayeck[KDE4]> 'cause you fail to wear gloves~!
[07:52:14] <+Ishmayeck[KDE4]> HAHA
[07:52:16] <+Ishmayeck[KDE4]> FAIL!
[07:52:19] <+Ishmayeck[KDE4]> ;P
[07:52:19] <JOS> tbh, im wondering how the hell you got home as well
[07:52:20] <@Zathras> http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1738258 not a happy kittie
[07:52:30] <+Ishmayeck[KDE4]> wow... it's so much fun to make fun of Amec
[07:52:31] <+Ishmayeck[KDE4]>
[07:52:37] <Amec> shut the hell up ishy
[07:52:40] <+Ishmayeck[KDE4]> Amec: maybe you walked home?
[07:52:41] <Amec> its annoying
[07:52:41] <+Ishmayeck[KDE4]> and... no.
[07:52:42] <+Ishmayeck[KDE4]>
[07:52:47] <+Ishmayeck[KDE4]> annoying is my middle name!
[07:52:50] <JOS> walked home
[07:52:51] <JOS> drunk
[07:52:54] <JOS> from claremont
[07:52:55] <Amec> lol
[07:52:56] <JOS> riiiiiiiiiight
[07:52:57] <+Ishmayeck[KDE4]> seriously... look at my driver's license here...
[07:53:00] <+Ishmayeck[KDE4]> yeah JOS!
[07:53:08] <+Ishmayeck[KDE4]> russian people walk all the time when they're drunk!
[07:53:18] * +Ishmayeck[KDE4] shows everyone his driver's license
[07:53:28] <+Ishmayeck[KDE4]> see? Ishmayeck Annoying Sateg Suvorov
[07:53:30] <+Ishmayeck[KDE4]> >_>
[07:53:31] <JOS> Ishy, he would have had to navigate either 2 busy roads and/or the highway :p
[07:53:46] <+Ishmayeck[KDE4]> JOS: or he could have walked off-road...
[07:53:52] <+Ishmayeck[KDE4]> through people's yards...
[07:53:57] <JOS> lmao
[07:53:58] <Amec> omg
[07:54:02] <+Ishmayeck[KDE4]> and whatever other terrain you people have in Australia...
[07:54:04] <JOS> ever tried to jump a fence when drunk is?
[07:54:05] <Amec> I think I pissed the bed
[07:54:06] <Amec> lmao
[07:54:07] <JOS> ish*
[07:54:08] <+Ishmayeck[KDE4]> >_>
[07:54:08] <JOS> LOL
[07:54:13] <Amec> haha
[07:54:14] <Amec> yea
[07:54:16] <Amec> xD
[07:54:17] <+Ishmayeck[KDE4]> JOS: russians do it all the time!
[07:54:17] <JOS> i so have to quote this convo
[07:54:17] <+Ishmayeck[KDE4]>
[07:54:18] <Amec> wth?
[07:54:21] * +Ishmayeck[KDE4] is russian
[07:54:22] <+Ishmayeck[KDE4]> >_>
[07:54:26] <+Ishmayeck[KDE4]> yeah quite it!
[07:54:28] <+Ishmayeck[KDE4]> quote!!
[07:54:34] <+Ishmayeck[KDE4]> maybe it's even bash.org worthy!
[07:54:41] <+Ishmayeck[KDE4]> let the whole Internet know Amec fails!
[07:54:42] <Amec> I tried to get on IRC last night but the internet didn't work
[07:54:48] <JOS> ...
[07:54:49] <JOS> Amec
[07:54:50] <+Ishmayeck[KDE4]> sure it did!
[07:54:53] <Amec> wait
[07:54:54] <+Ishmayeck[KDE4]> that was just you failing
[07:54:54] <+Ishmayeck[KDE4]>
[07:54:56] <JOS> you have never failed so hard as you do now
[07:54:56] <Amec> I mean internet
[07:54:59] <@Zathras> i was sleepin...jeez cant i take a break now and then?
[07:55:00] <JOS> you were at a party
[07:55:05] <JOS> and you tried to get on chat

<Amec> I pissed the bed last night....
<Amec> No joke
<Amec> And I threw up
<Amec> like 8 times
<Amec> and 2 times in bed

[01:20:58] <MadWolf> wacky .... aha.. i see... and what do u do
[01:21:07] <@wacky> i mass motherships
[01:21:22] <MadWolf> wacky... why do u do that
[01:21:28] <@wacky> cause i can
[01:21:38] <MadWolf> wacky.. what size...
[01:21:46] <@wacky> any
[01:22:21] <MadWolf> wacky i meen yours...
[01:22:30] <@wacky> its big
[01:22:44] <Sparkles> lmao
[01:22:51] <MadWolf> wacky.. i see.. not mine
[01:22:59] <@wacky> a few inches bigger than yours
[01:23:03] <Sparkles> lmao
[01:23:04] <@wacky>


[19:13:31] <Caprica> Why i want to be a mod. by Caprica
[19:13:42] <Caprica> MOD? can i apply? i want to be biased. and use my powers for my eventual own personal gain.
[19:13:51] <Caprica> want to do things others cant. i want ingame bonuses thatno one else gets
[19:14:04] <Caprica> even though being a mod is voluntary. i want to get to shut people up when i dont like what thier saying.
[19:14:15] <Caprica> id like to mod peoples quotes to start bad feelings between people.
[19:14:23] <Caprica> i want to steal peopls names. these are great reasons why
[19:14:33] <Caprica> i want to be a mod. they do it anyway so wewt!
[19:14:44] <Caprica> ehhhh i dont really want to be a mod... this is just a goof. i dont want to be hated by thousands of people sorry =/

[20:24:05] * Lordbalor has tried a bit of everything

* trigger_mike has joined #stargatewars
* HackSaw sets mode: +v trigger_mike
<Apollo69> balor
* Ducky np: Mortal Kombat - Techno Remix [03:21m/128Kbps/44KHz]
* Haz humps trigger_mike HARD!!!!
* trigger_mike has been humped 477 times
* Haz sets mode: +satisfied trigger_mike
* Ducky steals trigger_mike's underpants
<trigger_mike> wth just happened
<Lordbalor> well
<Lordbalor> Haz just had suprise sex with you
<Lordbalor> and ducky stole the underwear for his voyeristic collection of irc relationships
<Lordbalor> all to the tune of Mortal combat
<Ducky> techno remix
<Hells__Angel> Sounds about right
<Lordbalor> oh and you were satisfied
<Haz> Lordbaloe...quote that
<Haz> *Lordbalor
<Ducky> care to re-enter? we can do it all again for you
<trigger_mike> kool

[15:09:01] (Eucerin) I ROCK
[15:13:08] (+Lordbalor) I PAPER
[15:13:42] (&PumpkinKing) I SCISSORS
[15:15:49] (+Lordbalor) Eucerin, Smash him
[15:16:28] (+Lordbalor) And I won't smother you with my sexy body
[15:16:33] —› quit: (PumpkinKing) (Parachutin@GA-EB2B0C1D.dialup.mindspring.com) (No route to host)
[15:17:25] (+Lordbalor) Thanks Rock
[15:17:31] • +Lordbalor Smothers
[15:17:37] (+Lordbalor) *winnah*

#·$4[Tyson|Amec|Sweet Buns]·0 says (10:15 M):
I want to suck your right t******* off
#·$4[Tyson|Amec|Sweet Buns]·0 says (10:15 M):
O_O
#·$4[Tyson|Amec|Sweet Buns]·0 says (10:15 M):
DW NVM
#·$4[Tyson|Amec|Sweet Buns]·0 says (10:15 M):
Wrong window


o_0

Classic

[18:21] <Amec> Do plants ejaculate?
[18:22] <Darkeagle> you worry me sometimes Amec
[18:22] <LordBalor> ...
[18:22] <Amec> huh?

Censored so it can be shown here...Amec PWNED!!!!! I grabbed the idea from bash.org...

[06:34:17pm] <&Haz> so there's this pimp right. he's collecting money from his three ho's.
[06:34:17pm] <&Haz> he goes to the first ho and asks for his $100. she says, "But I only owe you $50!"
[06:34:17pm] <&Haz> he slaps her and says, "don't correct me, b****!"
[06:34:17pm] <&Haz> he asks the next ho for $150. she says, "But I only owe you $100!"
[06:34:17pm] <&Haz> he slaps her and says, "don't correct me, b****!"
[06:34:17pm] <&Haz> now he goes to his third ho.
[06:34:17pm] <&Haz> he asks for $200. "but I only owe you $150!"
[06:34:17pm] <&Haz> he slaps her and says, "don't correct me, b****!"
[06:34:17pm] <&Haz> next he visits the fourth ho.
[06:34:17pm] <&Haz> he asks her for his $250.
[06:34:52pm] <Amec> ...
[06:34:57pm] <Amec> His 3 ho's...
[06:34:59pm] <Amec> not 4..
[06:35:04pm] * &Haz slaps Amec
[06:35:09pm] <&Haz> Dont correct me b****
[06:35:12pm] <&Haz>

[19:28:17] (+Ta) does that mean they know how much porn ive searched?
[19:28:23] (&FaRmLaNd) yep
[19:28:57] (+Ta) wow, there is no way to find this info out is there?
[19:29:16] (&FaRmLaNd) I'm not ashamed of typing porn into google. it was all for ahem scientific research. you know. like how the japanese kill whales for "scientific" research eg for eating

In my defence I'm against whaling period.