[15:44] <JOS> i console myself with the fact that i am both more win and sexier than Amec
[15:45] <Angelos> and that guy i hate
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[15:45] <Amec> O_O
[15:45] <Amec> <JOS> i console myself with the fact that i am both more win and SEXIER than Amec
[15:45] <Amec> YEAH RIGHT!!!
[15:45] <Amec> The win bit is right though,,,
[15:45] <Amec> ...*
[15:45] <JOS> now you know what i think every time i see you put [sexy] into your name
[15:45] <Angelos> lol
[15:45] <Amec> lol
[15:46] <Angelos> i love the love-hate relationship between you two.
[15:46] <Amec>
[15:46] <Angelos> are you sure you've not got the hots for each other?
[15:46] <Angelos>
[15:46] <LordBalor> what sort of offspring would that produce
[15:46] <Zathras> ofc they do u numptty
[15:47] <LordBalor> and who would be the daddy
[15:47] <Angelos> lol
[15:47] <Angelos> i think JOS is the effiminate one
[15:47] <Angelos> he is the emo of course
[15:47] * Zathras is now known as JOmec
[15:47] <JOmec> daddy???
[15:47] <Angelos> lol
[15:47] <Angelos> haha
[15:47] <Amec> O_o
[15:47] <JOS> ...
[15:47] <Amec> ...
[15:47] * JOmec sits on JOS' lap
[15:47] <Angelos> don't deny it
[15:48] <JOmec> for christmas i want lots of toys
[15:48] * JOS drops a brick on JOmec's head
[15:48] <Angelos>
[15:48] <JOmec> good expensive toys..none of the crap ones
[15:48] <Angelos> child abuse
[15:48] <JOS> now son, go play in the traffic like a good boy
[15:48] <JOmec> CHILD ABUSE!!!!!
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[15:48] * Angelos is now known as Childprotectionofficer
[15:48] <Childprotectionofficer> i see there's child abuse happening here
[15:48] * JOS throws Amec at Childprotectionofficer
[15:48] * JOmec runs to Childprotectionofficer crying
[15:48] * Crusher trips JOmec! < 3431 >
[15:48] <Childprotectionofficer> we're going to fine you
[15:48] <Amec>
[15:48] <Childprotectionofficer> £5000
[15:48] <Childprotectionofficer> and then
[15:48] * JOS also gets the feeling there'll be quotage of this -_-
[15:48] <Childprotectionofficer> imprison you
[15:48] * LordBalor is now known as Pedo
[15:49] <JOmec> can i choose my new parents Childprotectionofficer?
[15:49] <Pedo> Why hey there JOmec
[15:49] <Pedo> want some candy
[15:49] <JOmec> oooh candy
[15:49] <Amec> no!
[15:49] <Childprotectionofficer> lol
[15:49] * JOS whips out a shotgun and fires, blowing Pedo apart at waist level
[15:49] <Amec> Don't take the candy!!!
[15:49] <JOmec> but he's got candy mommy
[15:49] <JOS> my kid!
[15:49] <Pedo>
[15:49] <JOS> only im allowed to mess him up for life
[15:49] <Pedo> so you want him
[15:49] <Childprotectionofficer> this is going to be a case study
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[15:49] <Pedo> can I have sloppy seconds then?
[15:49] <Childprotectionofficer> i'm going to report you all
[15:49] <Amec> l/me rapes Pedo
[15:49] <Childprotectionofficer> damn pedos
[15:49] * Amec rapes Pedo*
[15:49] <Childprotectionofficer> and all those crappy parents
[15:49] <Childprotectionofficer> i ought to get the police in here
[15:50] * JOS teaches JOmec that its always his fault
[15:50] <Childprotectionofficer> they'll sort you all out
[15:50] <JOmec> >.<
[15:50] * Bonzo has left #stargatewars (Leaving.)
[15:50] <JOmec> but how could it be my fault..i was nowhere near the dinosaurs
[15:50] * JOS gives JOmec a 16mb connection and a WoW disk
[15:50] * Pedo gives JOmec another connection
[15:50] * JOS flees the country and blames it all on Amec
[15:50] <Amec> uh
[15:51] <Pedo> Stick it in the spare port and upload
[15:51] <Amec> >.>
[15:51] <Amec> <.<
[15:51] <Amec> wasn't me
[15:51] <Childprotectionofficer> well Amec..what do you have to say for yourself?
[15:51] * JOmec downloads porn and uses the WoW disc as a coffee mat
[15:51] <Amec> umm...
[15:51] <Amec> :'(
[15:51] <Amec> don't take away my baby
[15:51] <Childprotectionofficer> think carefully
[15:51] <Amec> like the dingo did
[15:51] <Childprotectionofficer> lol
[15:51] * Pedo is now known as Dingo
[15:51] * Dingo steals JOmec
[15:51] <Childprotectionofficer> blame it all on the dingo
[15:51] <Childprotectionofficer> you should be ashamed
[15:51] <Childprotectionofficer> bloody tassies
[15:51] * JOmec pee's over Dingo
[15:51] <Childprotectionofficer> lol
[15:52] <JOmec> opps need new nappy
[15:52] * JOS is now known as Osama_Bin_Laden
[15:52] * Osama_Bin_Laden recruits JOmec into the Taliban
[15:52] <Childprotectionofficer> no
[15:52] <Childprotectionofficer> that's child abuse again
[15:52] <Osama_Bin_Laden> fine
[15:52] <JOmec> i want candy and toys NOW
[15:52] <Childprotectionofficer> i'm going to fine you too
[15:52] * Osama_Bin_Laden plants drugs on JOmec and sends him to indonesia
[15:52] * JOmec throws a paddy
[15:52] * Osama_Bin_Laden hides in the Pakistani hills
[15:52] <JOmec> oooh candy LD
[15:52] <JOmec>
[15:52] * Childprotectionofficer hunts Osama_Bin_Laden down and fines him
[15:52] <Osama_Bin_Laden> pfft
[15:53] <Osama_Bin_Laden> you'll never find me
[15:53] <Osama_Bin_Laden> Bush cant, and he has billions to waste
[15:53] * Amec bribes Childprotectionofficer with 'pleasures'
[15:53] <Childprotectionofficer> bush found Osama_Bin_Laden yesterday
[15:53] <Childprotectionofficer> i should know
[15:53] <Amec> Don't carge me!
[15:53] <Childprotectionofficer> i was bush
[15:53] <Amec> charge*
[15:53] <Huntalaar> wth are you two doing
[15:53] <Childprotectionofficer> i lost the presidency
[15:53] <Osama_Bin_Laden> ...
[15:53] <JOmec> i like nush
[15:53] <JOmec> bush*
15:53] <Childprotectionofficer> and now i look after kids
