My crotch feels like 100K raw right now... Went out on what was supposed to be a "hot date" with my wife tonight...
Ended up being a walk around a GD Wal-mart Supercenter for about 3 or 4 hours shopping for who the helzl knows what. I am getting too old, fat, and lazy to spend THAT much time just walking around a store. I guess I needed some baby powder to keep that chaffing down... Ewwww
25 years plus of marriage and this is the best I can do on a Friday night...
Kill me now.

(Affirmation walks off from his computer singing an old ditty while scratching his sore balls...
Let the wind blow high, let the wind blow low,
Through the streets in my kilt I'll go,
And all the lassies shout hello
Affirmation where's your trousers. 
)