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At the end of Atlabtis pilot episode:
(Dr Beckett is watching Teyla and Sheppard)
Beckett: "Why can't i make friends like that?
McKay: "You need to get out more."
Beckett: "I'm in another galaxy. How more out can you get?"
Sg1 episode Reckoning Pt1:
O'neil and Jacob are taking to a Baal Hologram. O'neil tells Baal thats he's going to let him be defeated by the replicators.
Baal: "Do you realise that you plan will doom your world and the rest of humanity?"
O'neill: "I think big."
Later in the episode:
Holographic image of Baal is waiting for o'neill to turn up.
O'neill enters the gate room.
O'neill: "i'm sorry i took so long. i was finishing a lovely brunch."
Baal: "Impudence"
O'neill: "No, tuna".
(Dr Beckett is watching Teyla and Sheppard)
Beckett: "Why can't i make friends like that?
McKay: "You need to get out more."
Beckett: "I'm in another galaxy. How more out can you get?"
Sg1 episode Reckoning Pt1:
O'neil and Jacob are taking to a Baal Hologram. O'neil tells Baal thats he's going to let him be defeated by the replicators.
Baal: "Do you realise that you plan will doom your world and the rest of humanity?"
O'neill: "I think big."
Later in the episode:
Holographic image of Baal is waiting for o'neill to turn up.
O'neill enters the gate room.
O'neill: "i'm sorry i took so long. i was finishing a lovely brunch."
Baal: "Impudence"
O'neill: "No, tuna".
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Here's one of my good old favorites.
And another one:
Here's one of my good old favorites.
Kinsey: How dare you come into my house waving a gun.
O'Neill: Not waving. Pointing.
And another one:
CARTER: Weapons must be depleted. Hopefully you hit some vital systems.
(A few moments later, the mothership blows up.)
O'NEILL: Think that was vital?
CARTER: Relatively speaking.
As soon as you build an idiot proof system, somebody else builds a better idiot.
If it moves, kill it. If it doesn't move, kick it until it does move, and then kill it.
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Heres a couple more:
McKay: You get your eye on anyone? (I think thats what he says)
Bekett: Um...Not really...
McKay: Actually I was talking to the mouse...But now that you mention it some of those athosian women are pretty hot. And we did just save them from the wraith so we got to trade on that while we can you know before they discover were not actually that cool...
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(Rodney found a sheild device and its stuck on him)
McKay:This is much simpler then i thought. Its kinda like a mouse trap. This button here causes the device to emit an energy signature that attracts the creature. This one shuts it in. Now the only down side is that it looks like someone's actually ganna have to be here to press the bottons.
Shepperd: Il do it.
McKay: Ok.
Weir: Wait a minute Rodney. Your still wearing the sheild. Now isent there a chance that if something went wrong that that would protect you?
(The sheild device shuts down)
(McKay starts to eat a granola bar)
Weir: I had a feeling...
McKay: You get your eye on anyone? (I think thats what he says)
Bekett: Um...Not really...
McKay: Actually I was talking to the mouse...But now that you mention it some of those athosian women are pretty hot. And we did just save them from the wraith so we got to trade on that while we can you know before they discover were not actually that cool...
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(Rodney found a sheild device and its stuck on him)
McKay:This is much simpler then i thought. Its kinda like a mouse trap. This button here causes the device to emit an energy signature that attracts the creature. This one shuts it in. Now the only down side is that it looks like someone's actually ganna have to be here to press the bottons.
Shepperd: Il do it.
McKay: Ok.
Weir: Wait a minute Rodney. Your still wearing the sheild. Now isent there a chance that if something went wrong that that would protect you?
(The sheild device shuts down)
(McKay starts to eat a granola bar)
Weir: I had a feeling...
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