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Re: Jötunheim & MaYHeM (Niflheim) & ChAoS vs TAF (Helheim)

Master_Splinter wrote:
Guild wrote:
Master_Splinter wrote:
Guild wrote:
Master_Splinter wrote:
Guild wrote:My point being you only need 5 bil planets to be able to kill rank 1, so why would you care about having more than 5 bil... none of it matters :smt117
For fun my friend... for fun :-D mayb the same reason you play games :-k
I play to win 8)
How does one win in SGW :-k
and if we cant win... can we at least have fun
if you don't know how to win, you stick to ascended where you don't have to play :smt056
If you dont know how to have fun, you try to stop others from having any :smt110
It amuses me greatly to troll people :smt047
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Rudy Peña wrote:Yea, OE is the the next FS in terms of snipers. We proud ourselves on it to the point we give out awards and see who can mass the most with a 0 def.
Drahazar wrote:Im happy to snipe anyone i want, why should i build any defences for you people
George Hazard wrote:FM is like a rite of passage for alliances.
You haven't truly made it to manhood until you've slept with the town prostitute.
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Re: Jötunheim & MaYHeM (Niflheim) & ChAoS vs TAF (Helheim)

Master_Splinter wrote:
Osiris™ wrote: Btw hope you liked the war set ;) hope you got the balls to build me something decent with war/war on :smt047
You can talk about having the balls 2 build stats when you build something on ascended :-D


Ive never been a fan of ascended so you baby cake wont see any stats there. On the other hand I do build beauty stats on main so come get some :). Ahh sorry i forgot youre to much of an noob cake to play main.
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Re: Jötunheim & MaYHeM (Niflheim) & ChAoS vs TAF (Helheim)

Osiris™ wrote:
Master_Splinter wrote:
Osiris™ wrote: Btw hope you liked the war set ;) hope you got the balls to build me something decent with war/war on :smt047
You can talk about having the balls 2 build stats when you build something on ascended :-D


Ive never been a fan of ascended so you baby cake wont see any stats there. On the other hand I do build beauty stats on main so come get some :). Ahh sorry i forgot youre to much of an noob cake to play main.

Heres Osiris Beauty stats Defensive Action 0 ,yup thats rocking...
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Re: Jötunheim & MaYHeM (Niflheim) & ChAoS vs TAF (Helheim)

dgb wrote:
Osiris™ wrote:
Master_Splinter wrote:
Osiris™ wrote: Btw hope you liked the war set ;) hope you got the balls to build me something decent with war/war on :smt047
You can talk about having the balls 2 build stats when you build something on ascended :-D


Ive never been a fan of ascended so you baby cake wont see any stats there. On the other hand I do build beauty stats on main so come get some :). Ahh sorry i forgot youre to much of an noob cake to play main.

Heres Osiris Beauty stats Defensive Action 0 ,yup thats rocking...
haha you think you can outbuild Osiris :smt043 keep quiet and go play ascended noobie :smt117
Retired but still on a rampage
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Rudy Peña wrote:Yea, OE is the the next FS in terms of snipers. We proud ourselves on it to the point we give out awards and see who can mass the most with a 0 def.
Drahazar wrote:Im happy to snipe anyone i want, why should i build any defences for you people
George Hazard wrote:FM is like a rite of passage for alliances.
You haven't truly made it to manhood until you've slept with the town prostitute.
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Re: Jötunheim & MaYHeM (Niflheim) & ChAoS vs TAF (Helheim)

Guild wrote:
dgb wrote:
Osiris™ wrote:
Master_Splinter wrote:
Osiris™ wrote: Btw hope you liked the war set ;) hope you got the balls to build me something decent with war/war on :smt047
You can talk about having the balls 2 build stats when you build something on ascended :-D


Ive never been a fan of ascended so you baby cake wont see any stats there. On the other hand I do build beauty stats on main so come get some :). Ahh sorry i forgot youre to much of an noob cake to play main.

Heres Osiris Beauty stats Defensive Action 0 ,yup thats rocking...
haha you think you can outbuild Osiris :smt043 keep quiet and go play ascended noobie :smt117
It is mildly amusing to see someone demanding defenses while sitting at 0 def :P
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13:38 General Zeus Sabotage Repelled 377,977,330 details

The forces of simpson_eh fought back with all they could, and managed to inflict 305,393,963,879,000 damage on Mathlord's forces!
They managed to eradicate 4,635,986 of Mathlord's troops.
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The forces of simpson_eh fought back with all they could, and managed to inflict 12 damage on Mathlord's forces!
They managed to eradicate 0 of Mathlord's troops.
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Re: Jötunheim & MaYHeM (Niflheim) & ChAoS vs TAF (Helheim)

he didnt demand anything mathy poo, he just asked if your players are lacking balls to build or maybe the 5/6 that are active just dont play main anymore :smt050
Retired but still on a rampage
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Rudy Peña wrote:Yea, OE is the the next FS in terms of snipers. We proud ourselves on it to the point we give out awards and see who can mass the most with a 0 def.
Drahazar wrote:Im happy to snipe anyone i want, why should i build any defences for you people
George Hazard wrote:FM is like a rite of passage for alliances.
You haven't truly made it to manhood until you've slept with the town prostitute.
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Re: Jötunheim & MaYHeM (Niflheim) & ChAoS vs TAF (Helheim)

Mystake wrote:
Loki™ wrote:
hokiehomeboy wrote:From Loki on main:
"Message text:

u are 1 ****ing cheeky **Filtered** mate i swear i am goin 2 wreck u i swear on my mums life and i no u are scared lil **Filtered** gettin your mates to send me messages saying dont meet up coz u r sum big ****** with muscles lol ****in sad mate really sad jus shows what a scared lil gay boy u are and whats all this crap ur mates sendin me about sum bodybuildin website that 1 of your faverite places to look at men u lil ****in gay boy fone me if u got da balls cheeky prick see if u can step up lil queer."

From *Ymir on main:

"Message text:


wot the fok did ye just say 2 me m8? i dripped out of newcastle primary skool im the sickest bloke ull ever meet and ive nicked ova 300 chocolate globbernaughts frum tha corner shop. im trained in street fitin\' and im the strongest foker in tha entire newcastle gym. yer nothin to me but a cheeky lil bellend w/ a fit mum and fakebling. ill waste u and smash a fokin bottle oer yer head bruv, i swer 2 christ. ya think u can fokin run ya gabber at me whilst sittin on yer arse behind a lil screen? think again **Filtered**. im callin me homeboys rite now preparin for a proper scrap. A roomble thatll make ur nan sore jus hearin about it. yer a waste bruv. me crew be all over tha place and ill beat ya to a proper fokin pulp with me fists **Filtered**. if i aint satisfied w/ that ill borrow me m8s cricket paddle and see if that gets u the fok out o\' newcastle ya daft **Filtered**. if ye had seen this bloody fokin mess commin ye might a\' kept ya gabber from runnin. but it seems yea stupid lil **Filtered**, innit? ima ****e fury and ull drown in it m8. ur ina proper mess knob. "

From Kikaz on ascended:

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Message text:

wot the fok did ye just say 2 me m8? i dropped out of Jötunheim primary skool im the sickest bloke ull ever meet and ive nicked ova 300 naquadah frum tha corner shop. im trained in street fitin\' and im the strongest foker in tha entire Jötunheim gym. yer nothin to me but a cheeky lil bellend w/ a fit mum and fakebling. ill waste u and smash a fokin bottle oer yer head bruv, i swer 2 christ. ya think u can fokin run ya gabber at me whilst sittin on yer arse behind a lil screen? think again **Filtered**. im callin me homeboys rite now preparin for a proper scrap. A roomble thatll make ur nan sore jus hearin about it. yer a waste bruv. me crew be all over tha place and ill beat ya to a proper fokin pulp with me fists **Filtered**. if i aint satisfied w/ that ill borrow me m8s cricket paddle and see if that gets u the fok out o\' Jötunheim ya daft **Filtered**. if ye had seen this bloody fokin mess commin ye might a\' kept ya gabber from runnin. but it seems yea stupid lil **Filtered**, innit? ima ****e fury and ull drown in it m8. ur ina proper mess knob"

Way to keep it class. Jesus christ you keyboard warriors need a life, and it's time I quit this game if these are the people I am playing with.
Please. I have seen a picture of you and I don't listen to opinions from ugly people.
Your eyes are too far apart. Nose is definitely crooked. The shape of your face is not aesthetically pleasing at all. You look like a 3/10 with make up in this photo. I don't even want to imagine what you look like without make up. I actually just threw up in my mouth, just thinking about it.

Your head is too big (although that may be, because of your giraffe neck posture). As for your hair, lol. Seriously, do something. You look like a horse.

Stare at your face for more than 5 seconds, and you will see how ugly you are. The eyes which are too far apart is what ruins/damages an already ugly face even further. Unfortunately for you, that can't be surgically fixed, lol.

You arms are way too long. lol at how they hang by your sides. Kind of reminds me of lurch. As for your tits, we all know there is extra padding there. Don't even let me start on your pale complexion. It only works if you look hot. Unfortunately, you do not look hot. Its hard to sum up a creature like you in one word. 'UGLY' would be unfair, since it doesn't reflect how repulsive you look. GROTESQUE is stretching it. But somewhere in between, is where you would be, on the scale of an average man.

I'm sorry if my words seem a little harsh. Just so you know, I sugar coated this post as much as possible.

Have a nice day.


Thats not really a cool post man...
It is because I haven't actually seen a picture of him :P
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And Loki saw every thing that he had farmed, and, behold, it was very good.
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George Hazard says:
thats what happens, HVE takes your soul and gives you an awesome high
when you leave, you can't live without it
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The forces of Loki™ rush in full force, and inflict 1,086,054,534,340,000 damage on Pooop's forces!
It was confirmed that 12,620,737 of Pooop's forces fell at the hands of Loki™'s assult.

The forces of Pooop fought back with all they could, and managed to inflict 481,837,854,506,000 damage on Loki™'s forces!
They managed to eradicate 1,988,050 of Loki™'s troops.
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Re: Jötunheim & MaYHeM (Niflheim) & ChAoS vs TAF (Helheim)

Mathlord wrote:
Guild wrote:
dgb wrote:
Osiris™ wrote:
Master_Splinter wrote:
Osiris™ wrote: Btw hope you liked the war set ;) hope you got the balls to build me something decent with war/war on :smt047
You can talk about having the balls 2 build stats when you build something on ascended :-D


Ive never been a fan of ascended so you baby cake wont see any stats there. On the other hand I do build beauty stats on main so come get some :). Ahh sorry i forgot youre to much of an noob cake to play main.

Heres Osiris Beauty stats Defensive Action 0 ,yup thats rocking...
haha you think you can outbuild Osiris :smt043 keep quiet and go play ascended noobie :smt117
It is mildly amusing to see someone demanding defenses while sitting at 0 def :P


Mr mouthlord.


Before you go all mouthy here on forums, keep in mind that i have built more and bigger defences than any of your sloppy taf members.

Currently at work, will throw up a defence when i get home .
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Re: Jötunheim & MaYHeM (Niflheim) & ChAoS vs TAF (Helheim)

Cheers too Math and his multi and Stratigize for massing my 31T defence, and half my spies 30mn or so :) thanks for the blocking Zero :D

Math. where did you learn to ppt?, day 9 and still on.. ](*,)
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Firefly
[ Tauri Alliance - AussieOiOi]
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Kristof
[ TÅTS - Columb]
DESCENDED UnKnown of the TOLAH

VAGABOND
Ash to Ash
[ Tauri Alliance - NoMad]
DESCENDED UnNamed of the ORI

X91
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Disciples of Amun (Swiftness)
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Re: Jötunheim & MaYHeM (Niflheim) & ChAoS vs TAF (Helheim)

I had hoped math wouldn't come back yet :( I was only 17bil away from taking his ME rank.
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And Loki saw every thing that he had farmed, and, behold, it was very good.
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George Hazard says:
thats what happens, HVE takes your soul and gives you an awesome high
when you leave, you can't live without it
ImageImage

The forces of Loki™ rush in full force, and inflict 1,086,054,534,340,000 damage on Pooop's forces!
It was confirmed that 12,620,737 of Pooop's forces fell at the hands of Loki™'s assult.

The forces of Pooop fought back with all they could, and managed to inflict 481,837,854,506,000 damage on Loki™'s forces!
They managed to eradicate 1,988,050 of Loki™'s troops.
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Osiris™ wrote: Mr mouthlord.
It's Doctor Mouthlord to you!
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Osiris™ wrote: Mr mouthlord.
It's Doctor Mouthlord to you!
That's a pretty name for a hooker
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~Coyle~ wrote:
JasonJay wrote:
Osiris™ wrote: Mr mouthlord.
It's Doctor Mouthlord to you!
That's a pretty name for a hooker
Advertising is key to success, you need a name that rolls off the tongue
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Loki™ wrote:Don't even let me start on your pale complexion. It only works if you look hot.

The devil damn thee black, thou cream-faced loon! Where got’st thou that goose look?!?!
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Re: Jötunheim & MaYHeM (Niflheim) & ChAoS vs TAF (Helheim)

Loki™ wrote:
Mystake wrote:
Loki™ wrote:
hokiehomeboy wrote:From Loki on main:
"Message text:

u are 1 ****ing cheeky **Filtered** mate i swear i am goin 2 wreck u i swear on my mums life and i no u are scared lil **Filtered** gettin your mates to send me messages saying dont meet up coz u r sum big ****** with muscles lol ****in sad mate really sad jus shows what a scared lil gay boy u are and whats all this crap ur mates sendin me about sum bodybuildin website that 1 of your faverite places to look at men u lil ****in gay boy fone me if u got da balls cheeky prick see if u can step up lil queer."

From *Ymir on main:

"Message text:


wot the fok did ye just say 2 me m8? i dripped out of newcastle primary skool im the sickest bloke ull ever meet and ive nicked ova 300 chocolate globbernaughts frum tha corner shop. im trained in street fitin\' and im the strongest foker in tha entire newcastle gym. yer nothin to me but a cheeky lil bellend w/ a fit mum and fakebling. ill waste u and smash a fokin bottle oer yer head bruv, i swer 2 christ. ya think u can fokin run ya gabber at me whilst sittin on yer arse behind a lil screen? think again **Filtered**. im callin me homeboys rite now preparin for a proper scrap. A roomble thatll make ur nan sore jus hearin about it. yer a waste bruv. me crew be all over tha place and ill beat ya to a proper fokin pulp with me fists **Filtered**. if i aint satisfied w/ that ill borrow me m8s cricket paddle and see if that gets u the fok out o\' newcastle ya daft **Filtered**. if ye had seen this bloody fokin mess commin ye might a\' kept ya gabber from runnin. but it seems yea stupid lil **Filtered**, innit? ima ****e fury and ull drown in it m8. ur ina proper mess knob. "

From Kikaz on ascended:

"
Message text:

wot the fok did ye just say 2 me m8? i dropped out of Jötunheim primary skool im the sickest bloke ull ever meet and ive nicked ova 300 naquadah frum tha corner shop. im trained in street fitin\' and im the strongest foker in tha entire Jötunheim gym. yer nothin to me but a cheeky lil bellend w/ a fit mum and fakebling. ill waste u and smash a fokin bottle oer yer head bruv, i swer 2 christ. ya think u can fokin run ya gabber at me whilst sittin on yer arse behind a lil screen? think again **Filtered**. im callin me homeboys rite now preparin for a proper scrap. A roomble thatll make ur nan sore jus hearin about it. yer a waste bruv. me crew be all over tha place and ill beat ya to a proper fokin pulp with me fists **Filtered**. if i aint satisfied w/ that ill borrow me m8s cricket paddle and see if that gets u the fok out o\' Jötunheim ya daft **Filtered**. if ye had seen this bloody fokin mess commin ye might a\' kept ya gabber from runnin. but it seems yea stupid lil **Filtered**, innit? ima ****e fury and ull drown in it m8. ur ina proper mess knob"

Way to keep it class. Jesus christ you keyboard warriors need a life, and it's time I quit this game if these are the people I am playing with.
Please. I have seen a picture of you and I don't listen to opinions from ugly people.
Your eyes are too far apart. Nose is definitely crooked. The shape of your face is not aesthetically pleasing at all. You look like a 3/10 with make up in this photo. I don't even want to imagine what you look like without make up. I actually just threw up in my mouth, just thinking about it.

Your head is too big (although that may be, because of your giraffe neck posture). As for your hair, lol. Seriously, do something. You look like a horse.

Stare at your face for more than 5 seconds, and you will see how ugly you are. The eyes which are too far apart is what ruins/damages an already ugly face even further. Unfortunately for you, that can't be surgically fixed, lol.

You arms are way too long. lol at how they hang by your sides. Kind of reminds me of lurch. As for your tits, we all know there is extra padding there. Don't even let me start on your pale complexion. It only works if you look hot. Unfortunately, you do not look hot. Its hard to sum up a creature like you in one word. 'UGLY' would be unfair, since it doesn't reflect how repulsive you look. GROTESQUE is stretching it. But somewhere in between, is where you would be, on the scale of an average man.

I'm sorry if my words seem a little harsh. Just so you know, I sugar coated this post as much as possible.

Have a nice day.


Thats not really a cool post man...
It is because I haven't actually seen a picture of him :P
It's also aimed at females if you read the post; what makes it even more absurd :shock:
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