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Words fail me.

o.o

Hope you picked up some baby powder and some biker shorts while you were at the Wal-mart.

Wait..

First you say your crotch is responsible for creating 100,000 people a day.

Then you complain about your love life?

my bet is that 200k will be the top UP for the rest of the wave....unless someone gets higher in the next 6 days or so then it really isnt worth it

devildog wrote:Hope you picked up some baby powder and some biker shorts while you were at the Wal-mart.

No, but I did pick up some Coppertone spray-on 30spf sunscreen stuff, to keep from being burned the next time we head out on "Affirmation's Chopper MS"... HAHA

Slugworth Assrot wrote:Wait..

First you say your crotch is responsible for creating 100,000 people a day.

Then you complain about your love life?

Thanks for trying to improve my ego with that realization Slug, but, unfortunately I was using a 'similie' to liken my sore and raw crotch to that of 100K raw UP (which is a LOT of rawness and UP...) so hence the likening to my soreness...

I wish I was that virile or had that kind of vigor... HAHAHA

Hey, if I keep using words with 'V' can I be considered an honorary member of 'Vendetta'????
(Affirmation suddenly has a vexing notion...)
- It would be a very valorous and venerable vexillum, to suit my vanity, not by a vacuist gesture nor a vacuous title, but by Vendetta venerating a valuable and vericundious verbal verisimilitude upon Affirmation, would verify my vicissitude, victualling my victory!!!

careful with those big words before you choke on one

envious wrote:careful with those big words before you choke on one

Envious??? HAHAHA

(Choke, argghhhhhhhh)

Whoops... choked on my own bad joke...

Unit Production 191,777 /day (230,132 total)

so close I can smell it

Apogryph wrote:Unit Production 191,777 /day (230,132 total)

so close I can smell it

Apo, Apo, he's our man, if he can't hit 200K raw then no one can!!!!!

2-bits, 4-bits, 6-bits a dollar, All for 200K RAW, STand up and HOLLER!!!

(Affirmation remembers fondly the days that Lord Apogryph was his CO, back when he felt a real pride in his Quantum play... Now he sadly goes and takes off his Cheerleading Outfit, bra, and panties and goes quietly into the corner to weep... weep and search for his Quantum manhood....)
HAHAHA... What? Did I think that one out loud??? Oh shizte......

There must be at least 2 ppl called 'no one' then

HippyFool wrote:There must be at least 2 ppl called 'no one' then

Sorry... I stand corrected!
(Affirmation goes back and gets his bra and now slightly soiled panties, puts them back on, retrieves the similarly slighty musky and sweaty Cheerleading outfit and snatches it back into place.......)

Apo, Apo, he's our man, if he can't hit 200K raw then at least 2 ppl called no one besides Apo and no one can!!!!!

Yeaaaaaaa!!!! (Does cart-wheel, flails away with "Spirit Fingers", now pleased with his amended Quantum 'Perfect Cheer', promptly pizzes himself and goes back into a drunken stupor... Date night at the Affirmation house - what a serious demented time!!!!)
Back to Margaritas and 'The Day The Earth Stood Still' on Blu-ray...
Keanu Reeves - caught my first 'tube' today.... Heh-heh

To stay on topic - My UP: Unit Production 83,507 /day (84,341 total)

Affirmation wrote:
To stay on topic - My UP: Unit Production 83,507 /day (84,341 total)

You should really go self CO

HippyFool wrote:

Affirmation wrote:
To stay on topic - My UP: Unit Production 83,507 /day (84,341 total)

You should really go self CO

I have been telling him that since last wave

Unit Production 201,780 /day (242,136 total)

Apogryph wrote:Unit Production 201,780 /day (242,136 total)

nice one
keep going