Epic Msn Posts

[Captain Teague]

King Eomer= Me Altair
Kerry= JockPrincess




[spoiler]King Eomer Kerry {DDE} hi there im without a co for a month could i **Filtered** my ms in your space port?
King Eomer Kerry {DDE} sorry dock not **Filtered** ha ha
Kerry {DDE} King Eomer lmao
Kerry {DDE} King Eomer i thought i pulled for a moment there lol
King Eomer Kerry {DDE} you could but im 17 lol
Kerry {DDE} King Eomer im only 24 lol
King Eomer Kerry {DDE} :-O
Kerry {DDE} King Eomer what
King Eomer Kerry {DDE} never mind which one are you in your display pic the front one sitting down?
Kerry {DDE} King Eomer yeah
King Eomer Kerry {DDE} cool anyway let me change the words ha ha but that was a good chat up line anyway can i join you for a month?
Kerry {DDE} King Eomer yes if you want but i must warn you may get massed from some of my enemys
Kerry {DDE} King Eomer its ok if ya dont wanna join
King Eomer Kerry {DDE} damm **Filtered** that getting massed for amonth
Kerry {DDE} King Eomer lol i know they only do it cos they cant beat me
King Eomer Kerry {DDE} he he ill piss them off and have no defence
Kerry {DDE} King Eomer lol[/spoiler]

[ƒëmmë ƒatalë]

oh yeah baby

[spoiler]ShemikaForcketazv@hotmail.com says (3:07 PM):
*hey, are you around?
      femme fatale     says (3:09 PM):
*who's this
ShemikaForcketazv@hotmail.com says (3:09 PM):
*Yay someone to talk to !! how are u? I found your name in the msn online members search
      femme fatale     says (3:10 PM):
*^o)
ShemikaForcketazv@hotmail.com says (3:11 PM):
*my roomates just stepped out I only have a little while alone... ;-) are u alone too? we should cam2cam
      femme fatale     says (3:20 PM):
*sure if u dont mind seeing a naked 80yr old male
ShemikaForcketazv@hotmail.com says (3:20 PM):
*K here's the link to my cam it's http://www.freakyloving.com/abx3 go there and you should see me, just click the join free tab on top of the page, I use this site cause you can't record it like on here -- my dad would kill me if he found out I was doing this kinky stuff on his computer lol
      femme fatale     says (3:21 PM):
*can my wife join in
ShemikaForcketazv@hotmail.com says (3:21 PM):
*LOL aw you're cute.. well can u see my cam it was giving me trouble earlier but it looks ok now? oh I hope u dont mind chatting with a kinky girl!
      femme fatale     says (3:22 PM):
*dont mind at all the kinker the better
ShemikaForcketazv@hotmail.com says (3:22 PM):
*yeah i'm horny lolz! u? Wait you're not a stalker are u?? LOL
      femme fatale     says (3:23 PM):
*no just an axe weilding serial killer, nthing to be afraid of
ShemikaForcketazv@hotmail.com says (3:23 PM):
*Mhhm u never know lol I have to make sure! babe u sound confident I like that .. maybe we can trade phone numbers after we chat on cam ? I'd love to...
      femme fatale     says (3:24 PM):
*if you dont mind me listing under *filtered*
*filitered*
ShemikaForcketazv@hotmail.com says (3:24 PM):
*:)....nice well u can also just watch me if u want....it's up to u oh babe what's your favorite color?
      femme fatale     says (3:25 PM):
*khaki
ShemikaForcketazv@hotmail.com says (3:25 PM):
*make sure u fill out your correct b-day k? cause they won't let u in if you can't verify age ;-) I had to use my debit card to verify age but they don't charge, it's just to make sure you're not a kid
      femme fatale     says (3:26 PM):
*honey im all man[/spoiler]

[Juliette]

*chuckles* A spam bot with a debit card.
Guess it'd have been too elitist to have a credit card.

Hai Famme, U neva Tellz me ur a 80yo mail.

[Solus]

(F)(¯`• (F)¸·´¯)«§müg»™(¯`·¸(F) •´¯)(F) says (8:00 PM):
*dammit
*it's so warm :L
[BoT] ~ [ : |- λύπη -| : ] ~ Solus says (8:00 PM):
*
*my bad.

~soul

[Jack]

(¯`• ¸·´¯)«§müg»™(¯`·¸ •´¯) says (05:52):
*
*ok i can't not speak
*turns out i am a girl after all

[ƒëmmë ƒatalë]

*chuckles* A spam bot with a debit card.
Guess it'd have been too elitist to have a credit card.

Hai Famme, U neva Tellz me ur a 80yo mail.

was time to let the sgw world know...was having fun till msn kicked me

[Jack]

BoT]     Eärendil :: Matt says:
*you old man
   [BoT]     Rev. Jack Daniels says:
*I'm like what?
*12 months your senior?
*
   [BoT]     Eärendil :: Matt says:
*easily
*glare'
*you're like Robe to me
[BoT] Rev. Jack Daniels says (07:34):
***Filtered** you
[BoT] Eärendil :: Matt says (07:34):
*lol
*that was a bit mean
*i'm sorry

[Jack]

[EPA] BMMJ13 [BoT] War Betty says (20:01):
*checks tramp stamp*
yup im property of jack

[BMMJ13]

   [BoT]     Rev. Jack Daniels says (9:23 PM):
*So
*Whenever JB is around
*
* [EPA]               Mr. Teal         has been added to the conversation.
*
   [BoT]     Rev. Jack Daniels says (9:23 PM):
*You get an erection?
*Bad timing, Maggers
[EPA]               Mr. Teal         says (9:23 PM):
*

[ƒëmmë ƒatalë]

Jeane says (1:38 PM):
*Hey I'm Naked Goto http://twurl.nl/w6pm8w
      femme     says (1:39 PM):
*what u waering?
Jeane says (1:39 PM):
*hey
      femme     says (1:39 PM):
*hi sexy
Jeane says (1:39 PM):
*i'm 21/f your a male right?
      femme     says (1:40 PM):
*im an 18yr old busty blond
      femme     says (1:41 PM):
*want to have some fun?
Jeane says (1:41 PM):
*nice, I just got off work and finally got some time to relax which site did i msg you from again?
      femme     says (1:41 PM):
*knowing your bible?
Jeane says (1:42 PM):
*I am a little busy right now, trying to upload some new pics if ya wanna check them out go http://twurl.nl/7mlrjs tell me what ya think
      femme     says (1:42 PM):
*oh, what u doing hun,?
Jeane says (1:42 PM):
*I know a way we can chat and have a better time.. do you cam?
      femme     says (1:42 PM):
*u no i do
Jeane says (1:43 PM):
*Well i don't do yahoo cam or any other cam because i have been recorded before... But i do know one site you can watch me on cam, that assures me no one records...
      femme     says (1:43 PM):
*sure baby
Jeane says (1:43 PM):
*I mean... Do you want to see me on my cam?
      femme     says (1:43 PM):
*im so horny thinking of it
Jeane says (1:44 PM):
*Ok go to http://www.freecamlink.net/berny and click on "JOIN FOR FREE" orange button at the top of the page to join up for FREE.
      femme     says (1:44 PM):
*do u have a friend
Jeane says (1:45 PM):
*fill out your contact information and then on the next page...
      femme     says (1:45 PM):
*i'll fill u out?
Jeane says (1:46 PM):
*What color Panties do you think i should wear? i might have you favorite color here somewhere...
      femme     says (1:47 PM):
*white and innocent like a schoolgirl
Jeane says (1:47 PM):
*Your such a good boy, i'm gonna show you what good boys deserve.. you can tell me to do anything you want me too!
      femme     says (1:48 PM):
*can you clip my toenails?

[Jack]

Chris/Deviathan[EVE Online] says (01:03):
*-_- it's obvious it's 2 am
*on my homework cover sheet
*there's a list of questions we're asked each time
*one is
*What concepts were hard for you to grasp or implement in this homework?
*my answer is
   [BoT]     Rev. Jack Daniels says (01:04):
*PENIS
[EPA] BMMJ13 [BoT] War Betty says (01:04):
*lmao

[Empy]

[BoT] Eärendil :: Matt says (12:56 PM):
Jack
where is bj on mah fb
besides friends
[BoT] Jack says (12:56 PM):
Not JB
Emp **Filtered**
[BoT] Eärendil :: Matt says (12:56 PM):
w/e
same thing

NOT THE SAAAAAME THIIIIING!!! HOW COULD YOU INSULT ME LIKE THAT!!!

[Psyko]

[BoT] Eärendil :: Matt says (12:56 PM):
Jack
where is bj on mah fb
besides friends
[BoT] Jack says (12:56 PM):
Not JB
Emp **Filtered**
[BoT] Eärendil :: Matt says (12:56 PM):
w/e
same thing

NOT THE SAAAAAME THIIIIING!!! HOW COULD YOU INSULT ME LIKE THAT!!!

BJ > Empy

[Jack]

Psyko says (18:26):
*sure, I'll be Jack's wittle secretary

[Psyko]

I'm going to **Filtered** kill you! Next time I fly to Texas, I am hunting your ass down, and I'm going to kill you, you **Filtered**.